As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
We're funding a new Acquisitions Incorporated series on Kickstarter right now! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/acquisitions-incorporated-the-series-2

How long do you dudes go without jerking it?

1525355575869

Posts

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    it's a game where people send tatas to each other



    apparently I'm not playing

    You already gottem!

    Abracadaniel on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    Well, minimum wage nationwide is now $7.50, and that's about all I'm going to get unless I go back to working at the television station on campus, but I don't want to be working 8 hour shifts alone, so that's a no go. And it's a pretty dry camus/town so I can't imagine I'd have to deal with drunkies.

    Nucsh on
    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Am I missing out on some titty action?

    <3 on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007

    t Mully: Yes!

    hot damn

    i put on my wizard hat and robe

    mully on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that
    it is a picture of a shirt on an unidentifiable mass
    Dude he just called you fat

    Phonehand on
    pmdunk.jpg
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Would you like to see a different picture which shows my true stupidity?

    It also involves my chest.
    If, in this picture, you are in possession of any shitting dick nipples, then no.

    No there are no shitting dick nipples. Just badly written mirrored words in sharpie on my chest.

    Nucsh on
    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that
    it is a picture of a shirt on an unidentifiable mass

    is that a fat joke
    you + me
    right here
    right now
    /breaks bottle

    mully on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Boo creepy foot doctor!

    HOO-RAY BOOBIES!!!

    Dogbone33 on
    Play Diablo 3 RoS with me. PSN-Dogbone19

    Play Fanduel. One Day Fantasy Leagues use my referral

    Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that
    it is a picture of a shirt on an unidentifiable mass
    Dude he just called you fat

    dont gotta tell me that
    even if it wasnt, it'd be twisted that way eventually
    its my special ability

    mully on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Aladdin guys.

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    here's another example of a picture that doesn't count



    picture12bh0.jpg



    sure it's a picture of my chest but it doesn't really count

    Captain K on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    every girl does that

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:

    t Mully: Yes!

    hot damn

    i put on my wizard hat and robe

    I snort and stomp the ground to alert you to the fact that you are in my breeding territory.

    ZeroFill on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that
    it is a picture of a shirt on an unidentifiable mass
    Dude he just called you fat

    dont gotta tell me that
    even if it wasnt, it'd be twisted that way eventually
    its my special ability
    So you're a contortionist, eh? icon_cool.gif

    Phonehand on
    pmdunk.jpg
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    eforeveryone.jpg

    this is what i sent
    i dont want to leave anyone out

    mully on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Aladdin guys.

    Geanie got outta the bottle again huh?

    Dogbone33 on
    Play Diablo 3 RoS with me. PSN-Dogbone19

    Play Fanduel. One Day Fantasy Leagues use my referral

    Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    Well, minimum wage nationwide is now $7.50, and that's about all I'm going to get unless I go back to working at the television station on campus, but I don't want to be working 8 hour shifts alone, so that's a no go. And it's a pretty dry camus/town so I can't imagine I'd have to deal with drunkies.

    No, no, no. It's 6.50 here in Arizona, and very not worth it.

    but if you don't have to work with drunkards, then it might be OK, although then you might just have to deal with really crochity people.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    every girl does that

    not every girl.

    and by girl i mean me.

    Abracadaniel on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroFill wrote:
    mully wrote:

    t Mully: Yes!

    hot damn

    i put on my wizard hat and robe

    I snort and stomp the ground to alert you to the fact that you are in my breeding territory.

    you're making me hot

    i remove my stained sweatpants

    mully on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    formless mass

    Captain K on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    formless mass

    :(

    i'm sad

    stop making me sad

    mully on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    Well, minimum wage nationwide is now $7.50, and that's about all I'm going to get unless I go back to working at the television station on campus, but I don't want to be working 8 hour shifts alone, so that's a no go. And it's a pretty dry camus/town so I can't imagine I'd have to deal with drunkies.

    No, no, no. It's 6.50 here in Arizona, and very not worth it.

    but if you don't have to work with drunkards, then it might be OK, although then you might just have to deal with really crochity people.

    No, see, the democrats raised the minimum wage the other day.

    Also, my town is overrun by fundimentalist christians. I'll either get rednecks, or people who think it's a sin to be a cock to the working folk.

    Nucsh on
    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    formless mass

    :(

    i'm sad

    stop making me sad
    this song will cheer you up

    Captain K on
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    eforeveryone.jpg

    this is what i sent
    i dont want to leave anyone out

    Oh god, I love you too

    Hahahahaha

    You, me, and Viv---we could be an unstoppable force!

    I won't post what I sent because it is actually slightly NSFW.

    And I want to have more fun with people.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Who wants to see my bare chest?

    <3 on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys i am BELTING out some truly great farts

    hark, the herald angels sing

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    eforeveryone.jpg

    this is what i sent
    i dont want to leave anyone out

    Oh god, I love you too

    Hahahahaha

    You, me, and Viv---we could be an unstoppable force!

    I won't post what I sent because it is actually slightly NSFW.

    And I want to have more fun with people.

    the first time i got the 'tits or gtfo'
    i looked up granny tits
    it was good fun
    i felt majestic pm'ing that around

    mully on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have to be at work at 6:50




    that sucks

    Captain K on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    just say that you were trapped in a different timezone

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    Well, minimum wage nationwide is now $7.50, and that's about all I'm going to get unless I go back to working at the television station on campus, but I don't want to be working 8 hour shifts alone, so that's a no go. And it's a pretty dry camus/town so I can't imagine I'd have to deal with drunkies.

    No, no, no. It's 6.50 here in Arizona, and very not worth it.

    but if you don't have to work with drunkards, then it might be OK, although then you might just have to deal with really crochity people.

    No, see, the democrats raised the minimum wage the other day.

    Also, my town is overrun by fundimentalist christians. I'll either get rednecks, or people who think it's a sin to be a cock to the working folk.

    Yeah, see, HERE, it was raised from 5.50 to 6.50 (or .75, I don't recall).

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    Well, minimum wage nationwide is now $7.50, and that's about all I'm going to get unless I go back to working at the television station on campus, but I don't want to be working 8 hour shifts alone, so that's a no go. And it's a pretty dry camus/town so I can't imagine I'd have to deal with drunkies.

    No, no, no. It's 6.50 here in Arizona, and very not worth it.

    but if you don't have to work with drunkards, then it might be OK, although then you might just have to deal with really crochity people.

    No, see, the democrats raised the minimum wage the other day.

    uh

    not yet

    it still has to pass in the senate and not be veto'd by the president

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    camwhores

    Phonehand on
    pmdunk.jpg
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What the hell are you guys doing

    Redeemer on
    25jyxzr.jpg
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    What the hell are you guys doing
    being more than incidentally awesome

    Captain K on
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    mully wrote:
    eforeveryone.jpg

    this is what i sent
    i dont want to leave anyone out

    Oh god, I love you too

    Hahahahaha

    You, me, and Viv---we could be an unstoppable force!

    I won't post what I sent because it is actually slightly NSFW.

    And I want to have more fun with people.

    the first time i got the 'tits or gtfo'
    i looked up granny tits
    it was good fun
    i felt majestic pm'ing that around

    I bet it was a GRAND time :D

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    ZeroFill wrote:
    mully wrote:

    t Mully: Yes!

    hot damn

    i put on my wizard hat and robe

    I snort and stomp the ground to alert you to the fact that you are in my breeding territory.

    you're making me hot

    i remove my stained sweatpants

    Rhinoceroses don't wear stained sweatpants.

    ZeroFill on
  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    <3 wrote:
    Who wants to see my bare chest?

    Really?!

    No one?

    Did no one see this?

    monkeyfeet63 on
    Ducktalesavlong.jpg
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    What the hell are you guys doing
    being more than incidentally awesome

    I'm gonna have to disagree

    Redeemer on
    25jyxzr.jpg
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    so how come i didn't get any pm's

    Phonehand on
    pmdunk.jpg
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    <3 wrote:
    Who wants to see my bare chest?

    Really?!

    No one?

    Did no one see this?
    he's a thin feminine asian dude... the offer underwhelms me

    Captain K on
This discussion has been closed.