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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have we considered that sleeping next to someone half naked and then using that person as an emotional anchor while she goes and fucks the town isn't some form of abuse? I mean it's not like this gal was all sweet and pure. She pretty much sounded like a bitch in my book.

    I'm not condemning or condoning, but shit, bitch had it coming. Pun not intended.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote

    when did he do this, I thought he was married?

    and what do you mean by lueballing exactly (I'm familiar with the term, I mean more along the lines of was he simply attracted to her, or was she intentionally getting him arroused)

    Evander on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tyracora wrote:
    Rank, I dunno what your problem is. I said hello and gave you a cookie. What's wrong with being friendly?
    You didn't give him a cookie, and if you think you did, you need to be on medication.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Druhim on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    my friend once passed out a party and someone stuck his nuts in his mouth.

    it's funny, but it's almost the same thing

    just more set on the double standard since it's two guys

    Well, did the dude say "don't put your nuts in my mouth"?

    because if he didn't, it's totally fair game.
    i caught him crying.

    Happy tears or sad tears?
    well while he was crying he was practically fingering his girlfriend in a psychological attempt to get his manhood back.

    Drano on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    my friend once passed out a party and someone stuck his nuts in his mouth.

    it's funny, but it's almost the same thing

    just more set on the double standard since it's two guys

    Well, did the dude say "don't put your nuts in my mouth"?

    because if he didn't, it's totally fair game.
    i caught him crying.

    Happy tears or sad tears?

    rape tears

    Wise_a on
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    From a complete outsiders point of view, the entire thing is pretty revolting, but definitely more so because I've seen his photograph. I guess that's shallow. Then again, I've never jacked off on a sleeping girl.

    Jermaine Champaigne on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have we considered that sleeping next to someone half naked and then using that person as an emotional anchor while she goes and fucks the town isn't some form of abuse? I mean it's not like this gal was all sweet and pure. She pretty much sounded like a bitch in my book.

    I'm not condemning or condoning, but shit, bitch had it coming. Pun not intended.

    Was she aware of how he felt, though?

    Evander on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I thought blue balling a guy was where the girl was just going to start having sex, they get through the foreplay, the guy's horny, but she suddenly gets cold feet and says no.

    From the story, she never even engaged in foreplay or anything.

    Tyracora on
    Eat your cookies! Don't make me use this gun that I have!
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    From a complete outsiders point of view, the entire thing is pretty revolting, but definitely more so because I've seen his photograph. I guess that's shallow. Then again, I've never jacked off on a sleeping girl.

    I like you.

    Garlic Bread on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tyracora wrote:
    I thought blue balling a guy was where the girl was just going to start having sex, they get through the foreplay, the guy's horny, but she suddenly gets cold feet and says no.

    From the story, she never even engaged in foreplay or anything.

    yeah, that's generally what it means, but I've seen it used in the context of a girl just being a tease, or even turning the guy on without knowing. That's why I asked.

    Where is a link to what pickle mouth said himself?

    Evander on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful
    experience on his behalf part.

    edit -
    Pk wrote:
    It was a small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

    :|

    ascot on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Have we considered that sleeping next to someone half naked and then using that person as an emotional anchor while she goes and fucks the town isn't some form of abuse? I mean it's not like this gal was all sweet and pure. She pretty much sounded like a bitch in my book.

    I'm not condemning or condoning, but shit, bitch had it coming. Pun not intended.

    Was she aware of how he felt, though?

    Yeah. She was. He brought it and she brushed him off. Basically used him as a rock to tie herself to while she went off and fucked her ex or somesuch.

    Plus this wasn't really a humorous anecdote, he mentioned there were a lot of other issues that he didn't want to talk about.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful experience on his behalf part.
    He let a girl sleep in his bed but she wouldn't "pay up". That's like theft. Which is totally fair to punish by sexual-assault. Also, strangling other people's babies in front of them is a perfectly reasonable response to them refusing to bum you a cigarette.

    Because we all know men are biologically incapable of saying "no, woman, you can't sleep in my bed, get your own".

    ViolentChemistry on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Have we considered that sleeping next to someone half naked and then using that person as an emotional anchor while she goes and fucks the town isn't some form of abuse? I mean it's not like this gal was all sweet and pure. She pretty much sounded like a bitch in my book.

    I'm not condemning or condoning, but shit, bitch had it coming. Pun not intended.

    Was she aware of how he felt, though?

    Yeah. She was. He brought it and she brushed him off. Basically used him as a rock to tie herself to while she went off and fucked her ex or somesuch.

    Plus this wasn't really a humorous anecdote, he mentioned there were a lot of other issues that he didn't want to talk about.

    he said "I giggled about it" and "it was a small victory"

    Garlic Bread on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "it was a small victory"

    "i got a hell of a giggle out of it"

    and yeah, he opens by saying some of it is painful and everything, but the rest of it reads to me like a humorous antecdote

    i didn't intend to misrepresent the situation at all

    mrpaku on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    Drano on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful
    experience on his behalf part.

    edit -
    Pk wrote:
    It was a small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

    :|
    I'm only going to tell part of it, because some of it is really emotionally traumatizing to me,
    and I really don't want to get into that.

    Right here you dumb ponce. It's in the first three lines of the post.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful
    experience on his behalf part.

    edit -
    Pk wrote:
    It was a small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

    :|

    The original post was, like, over a year ago or something.

    Defender on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    antecdote

    Is this the cure for the literary blues or something?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tyracora wrote:
    I thought blue balling a guy was where the girl was just going to start having sex, they get through the foreplay, the guy's horny, but she suddenly gets cold feet and says no.

    From the story, she never even engaged in foreplay or anything.

    blue balling is when you get a guy really legitimately excited, with a huge raging boner, then he doesn't get any release. The back-build is staggering, and it literally hurts like a mother fucker.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

    Wise_a on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    antecdote

    Is this the cure for the literary blues or something?
    If you're going to make a joke out of wordplay, get the prefix right.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh hey guys look it's VC comin' at ya live from H&A to condemn a dude

    ain't it grand.

    All in all I'm pretty disappointed, guys. It's kind of sad to see that really all it takes to start a hate-wagon going is for one dude to say something, so everyone else who was too cowardly to say something first doesn't have to be afraid of being the only one to say it.

    Pony on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm only going to tell part of it, because some of it is really emotionally traumatizing to me,
    and I really don't want to get into that.

    Right here you dumb ponce. It's in the first three lines of the post.
    So you think that there's actually something she could have done to justify his actions? Like what, for the sake of morbid curiousity?

    ViolentChemistry on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd be interested in hearing what creepy skeletons the rest of you have hiding in your closets and are too chicken to fess up to.

    Druhim on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    oh hey guys look it's VC comin' at ya live from H&A to condemn a dude

    ain't it grand.

    All in all I'm pretty disappointed, guys. It's kind of sad to see that really all it takes to start a hate-wagon going is for one dude to say something, so everyone else who was too cowardly to say something first doesn't have to be afraid of being the only one to say it.
    People don't tend to make distinctions between condemning an act and condeming the actor. In this case, maybe people should. I don't know.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm only going to tell part of it, because some of it is really emotionally traumatizing to me,
    and I really don't want to get into that.

    Right here you dumb ponce. It's in the first three lines of the post.
    So you think that there's actually something she could have done to justify his actions? Like what, for the sake of morbid curiousity?

    who knows, but isn't it more fun to play internet psychologist and just assume that you know all there's worth knowing of the story and then condemn the guy.

    go back to H&A where you can jail people for being impolite, VC.

    Pony on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh, hey, look. The same topic.

    Darth Waiter on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i'd never even heard the story until now, pony

    mrpaku on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    oh hey guys look it's VC comin' at ya live from H&A to condemn a dude

    ain't it grand.

    All in all I'm pretty disappointed, guys. It's kind of sad to see that really all it takes to start a hate-wagon going is for one dude to say something, so everyone else who was too cowardly to say something first doesn't have to be afraid of being the only one to say it.
    I don't post in SE, I was linked. As such, choke on a chode. Since you've decided that this is how we should play, all I'm going to do is point out that you're defending a person who admitted to sexual assault, stating that he doesn't deserve to get ripped on for it.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I'd be interested in hearing what creepy skeletons the rest of you have hiding in your closets and are too chicken to fess up to.
    The worst thing I've ever done was probably driving a stolen car into a ravine.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I'd be interested in hearing what creepy skeletons the rest of you have hiding in your closets and are too chicken to fess up to.

    I make Superman look like John Wayne Gacy.

    Garlic Bread on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    oh hey guys look it's VC comin' at ya live from H&A to condemn a dude

    ain't it grand.

    All in all I'm pretty disappointed, guys. It's kind of sad to see that really all it takes to start a hate-wagon going is for one dude to say something, so everyone else who was too cowardly to say something first doesn't have to be afraid of being the only one to say it.
    You know, I never thought about it that way. I mean, it's only okay to say that an action is reprehensible if you're the first one to say it.

    I'm glad you brought that to light.

    Please don't be disappointed in me...please!

    naporeon on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    As such, choke on a chode.

    You'd have to have a pretty tiny mouth to choke on a choad, dude.

    Garlic Bread on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pretty much the only person who i can really understand here is keith.

    keith's just like "okay, that's gross and pk is gross for doing that"

    he's not accusing the dude of rape or being all internet white knight for some chick they only know the barest of information about.

    and i'll give cal credit for just balls out saying what he thinks, even if i disagree with it, because at least he didn't have to wait to get the all clear from the forum hive mind.

    but the rest of you? what the fuck.

    especially you, VC. when the fuck else do you post here, anyway?

    Pony on
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Have we considered that sleeping next to someone half naked and then using that person as an emotional anchor while she goes and fucks the town isn't some form of abuse? I mean it's not like this gal was all sweet and pure. She pretty much sounded like a bitch in my book.

    I'm not condemning or condoning, but shit, bitch had it coming. Pun not intended.

    Was she aware of how he felt, though?

    Yeah. She was. He brought it and she brushed him off. Basically used him as a rock to tie herself to while she went off and fucked her ex or somesuch.

    Plus this wasn't really a humorous anecdote, he mentioned there were a lot of other issues that he didn't want to talk about.

    Man, sometimes girls will sleep with you, for warmth or sometimes cuddling. That's how it works- it doesn't necessarily mean "wipe your dick on my tramp stamp". And if you're going to cross the line and use them as a rag, at least cowboy up and let out a chortle, not a giggle.

    Jermaine Champaigne on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm only going to tell part of it, because some of it is really emotionally traumatizing to me,
    and I really don't want to get into that.

    Right here you dumb ponce. It's in the first three lines of the post.

    Yes, context blah blah fucking blah.
    The discussion earlier was regarding the actual legal aspects of it. In conclusion, context or not, the actual act of what he did was illegal.

    Also, get a grip you daft cunt. I don't actually care what the fat waster did or who to, the discussion was about the act itself.

    ascot on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God, this is like the sequel to Dynagrip goes crazy, Aggravated Sexual Assault edition.

    Rock you like a hurricane 2: Live Free or Rape Hard.

    Fedora on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm only going to tell part of it, because some of it is really emotionally traumatizing to me,
    and I really don't want to get into that.

    Right here you dumb ponce. It's in the first three lines of the post.
    So you think that there's actually something she could have done to justify his actions? Like what, for the sake of morbid curiousity?

    Why don't you read the goddamn post before jumping into the middle of it out of nowhere you uppity fucking twat.

    I'm not saying what Pk did was or was not wrong. But I do take exception to the fact that people are screaming that what Pk was disgusting and ignoring the fact that the girl was using him, sending him mixed signals by sleeping in his bed and taxing him emotionally while she could go out and play little ms. slut. I find that to be pretty disgusting.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I'd be interested in hearing what creepy skeletons the rest of you have hiding in your closets and are too chicken to fess up to.

    April is the ninth anniversary of when I put a kid in the hospital for the rest of his life.

    Darth Waiter on
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