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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful experience on his behalf part.
    He let a girl sleep in his bed but she wouldn't "pay up". That's like theft. Which is totally fair to punish by sexual-assault. Also, strangling other people's babies in front of them is a perfectly reasonable response to them refusing to bum you a cigarette.

    Because we all know men are biologically incapable of saying "no, woman, you can't sleep in my bed, get your own".

    Because relationships work in such a way that everyone has sex immediately, right?

    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. Lying inbed together and/or being in various states of undress together is one of those movements.

    She was preying on his expectations in order to recieve validation and comfort from him. I'm not defending what he ended up doing, but I can't see ANY way that he was wrong in initially expecting this to lead to sex.
    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. And if these movements don't lead to sex, well we just have no right criticising the actions of a guy who was too big a pussy to handle it and went "well, fuck consent".

    So in your view, this girl's emotional abuse is totally ok and not at all wrong?

    Wonderful.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, are you guys still arguing about the jizz thing?

    Jordyn on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.
    i wouldn't consider those cases daterape, the male could have been completely ignorant. plus how easy it for her to actually have wanted to have sex at the time and then felt like a whore after.
    rapes a pretty serious charge.

    Drano on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Even though I disagree with him on this particular issue, I still love Pony.

    I just wouldn't sleep anywhere near him, now that I know his moral compass.

    Or would I?

    yes, because being unwilling to ostracize a dude and call him a rapist for being gross and sleazy speaks volumes of my own morality.

    it's not at all like i could chuckle and shake my head at a thing, disapprove of it, but not consider it heinous enough to toss the guy out entirely.

    i mean shit, if i had that high a standard of conduct I don't think I could put up with half of you fuckers. :P

    Pony on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Man, are you guys still arguing about the jizz thing?

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    Garlic Bread on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    I'd be interested in hearing what creepy skeletons the rest of you have hiding in your closets and are too chicken to fess up to.
    The worst thing I've ever done was probably driving a stolen car into a ravine.
    So grand theft auto and wrecking said vehicle isn't really fucked up in and of itself? I remember once a while ago when T1 posted at FS about how he and some friends had broken into a car dealership one night to take shots of them pulling stunts on their bikes. He stated quite clearly that they damaged at least one of the vehicles, then they scooted before they got caught. It was quite clear that this was not something he'd done as a kid but was something he'd done very recently as an adult. And almost all of FS jumped on the dicksucking bandwagon and talked about how cool he was. For breaking into a car dealership and causing property damage.

    Don't misread my point, I'm not saying T1's an asshole but I am saying that he has his less responsible side and that I think there's a fucked up little cult of personality going on where as long as the bandwagon says something's ok, it's ok. If the bandagon says it's bad, it's bad. So FS defends PK and bans someone who thinks he's a sick fuck. Battle lines are drawn. People make assumptions about what motivated who to do what and then state them as fact. This is all so fucking pointless.
    It's not something I'm necessarily proud of. It was interesting in a surreal way. I'm also not burning pk at the stake. I don't see justification in what he did, but there's more to him as a person than that single act.
    Defender wrote:
    It's a sexist double standard, and probably stems from some out-moded notion of social behavior, but I tend to think there are certain things a guy can do to a gal that are never justifiable.

    See, and this is where my point comes in. That "never" justifiable means that you have a category of actions that are always wrong in any context, actions that you will condemn regardless of their circumstances. That's something that, for me, raises a flag.[/quote]
    I certainly understand that. It's really only limited to sexual assault and murder, as you defined it earlier. I know it's not logical, but it's an illogical conceit that I can't imagine will ever cause me problems.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think its about time for this, plus I mean look at the title of the thread. I can't believe it took me so long!

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    Wise_a on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Wise_a wrote:
    I think its about time for this, plus I mean look at the title of the thread. I can't believe it took me so long!

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    oh my god

    that kid has the disproportionate head down pat

    also boner

    Garlic Bread on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    How has this not been posted?

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.

    i call bullshit

    every intial sexual encounter i've ever had i made positive that the girl was on board for what we were doing and knew that she could back out at any time

    and i'm not trying to be some fucking boy scout, i just never wanted to get fucked over by the legal system over some shit i never did

    This is my personal philosophy on life. I have no ethics, no moral code, and generally I dislike most forms of authority.

    That being said, if I don't want people to jerk off on me or the people I like in this world, I don't jerk off onto other people. I don't cross that line first. If other people cross it, then they should expect their mom to get a face full of protein and they better not cry about it or think it was uncool.

    Hunter on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful experience on his behalf part.
    He let a girl sleep in his bed but she wouldn't "pay up". That's like theft. Which is totally fair to punish by sexual-assault. Also, strangling other people's babies in front of them is a perfectly reasonable response to them refusing to bum you a cigarette.

    Because we all know men are biologically incapable of saying "no, woman, you can't sleep in my bed, get your own".

    Because relationships work in such a way that everyone has sex immediately, right?

    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. Lying inbed together and/or being in various states of undress together is one of those movements.

    She was preying on his expectations in order to recieve validation and comfort from him. I'm not defending what he ended up doing, but I can't see ANY way that he was wrong in initially expecting this to lead to sex.
    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. And if these movements don't lead to sex, well we just have no right criticising the actions of a guy who was too big a pussy to handle it and went "well, fuck consent".

    So in your view, this girl's emotional abuse is totally ok and not at all wrong?

    Wonderful.
    I must have missed the part where I even implied that. Guess what, cap'n? Some girls are teases. Fact of life. Know what else? Being a tease doesn't give anyone license to sexually assault you. It gives them license to tell you to get the fuck out of their bed and to fuck the hell off, sure. But then that's not even remotely comparable.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Wise_a wrote:
    I think its about time for this, plus I mean look at the title of the thread. I can't believe it took me so long!

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    oh my god

    that kid has the disproportionate head down pat

    also boner

    Yeah, its boner robin. No big. He's only the single best thing to come out of the sloppy cosplay threads. Once, someone even found his myspace or something which proved he 1) was a real person 2) actually looked like that.

    Wise_a on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Wait, what did pickle mouth do? Can somebody either retell it, or link me?

    jizzed on a girl's back who had apparently been blue balling him all night and told it as a humorous antecdote
    That's hardly a fair representation of what he said. When I read the post I never got the impression he was laughing about it but more like he was sharing a painful experience. I'm not defending him though I'm sure many think I am, I'm just saying it's pretty unfair to misrepresent what he actually said.

    Go from here

    if that is his originial post then i'm totally missing the painful experience on his behalf part.
    He let a girl sleep in his bed but she wouldn't "pay up". That's like theft. Which is totally fair to punish by sexual-assault. Also, strangling other people's babies in front of them is a perfectly reasonable response to them refusing to bum you a cigarette.

    Because we all know men are biologically incapable of saying "no, woman, you can't sleep in my bed, get your own".

    Because relationships work in such a way that everyone has sex immediately, right?

    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. Lying inbed together and/or being in various states of undress together is one of those movements.

    She was preying on his expectations in order to recieve validation and comfort from him. I'm not defending what he ended up doing, but I can't see ANY way that he was wrong in initially expecting this to lead to sex.
    There is an expectation in our society that a man and a woman grow closer before engaging in sex. It takes time before sex, but there is movement towards it. And if these movements don't lead to sex, well we just have no right criticising the actions of a guy who was too big a pussy to handle it and went "well, fuck consent".

    I never said "don't criticise", but, you see, if you get to tell your argument, don't I ALSO get to tell mine?

    First off, lying naked in bed is pretty damn close to sex. Secondly, once he started letting her lie there, and realized nothing was happening, he got stuck in a rut, wanting to tell her to go, but knowing that if there was ANY slim chance of having sex left, telling her to go would ruin it.

    There's also the issue that she made it seem like she needed him to do this for her, and that he would be a jerk for refusing.

    Now, I'm not condoning what he did (although I would be willing to make the argument that it was ultimately victimless, andin practise no different than if he had spit on her) but you seem to be ignoring the fact that she was using him. This is not a story of a man victimizing a woman.

    This is a story of a woman victimizing a man, and that man seeking revenge. Personally, I'm against revenge, because I don't think it's constructive, but you also need to consider which party is still hurting from all of this, and which party isn't likely even aware of it having ever happened, much less traumatized by it.

    Evander on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
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    Perfect. Top-paged, even.

    <3

    naporeon on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2007
    what if a guy tells you that if you don't rape a girl he'll rape five other girls

    Tube on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    "it was a small victory"

    "i got a hell of a giggle out of it"

    and yeah, he opens by saying some of it is painful and everything, but the rest of it reads to me like a humorous antecdote

    i didn't intend to misrepresent the situation at all

    In what context did he originally tell the story? I can find it posted by other people all over, but I can't find his original post.

    haha, it was in the "exotic places to masturbate" thread

    though it WAS only a quote

    Did he actually tell it there? All I could find was Joon retelling it.

    Evander on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Wise_a wrote:
    I think its about time for this, plus I mean look at the title of the thread. I can't believe it took me so long!

    obligatory7xu.jpg

    oh my god

    that kid has both disproportionate heads down pat
    Or rather up-pat.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what if a guy tells you that if you don't rape a girl he'll rape five other girls

    How much time do I have to prepare?

    Hunter on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    It's not something I'm necessarily proud of. It was interesting in a surreal way. I'm also not burning pk at the stake. I don't see justification in what he did, but there's more to him as a person than that single act.
    Fair enough. For some reason I thought you were taking the moral high ground along with many others. :oops:

    Druhim on
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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what if a guy tells you that if you don't rape a girl he'll rape five other girls

    Then you have to do it, i mean, for great justice.

    Would you kill your mom if it saved ten kittens? But not like mutt kittens, like purebred kittens.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what if a guy tells you that if you don't rape a girl he'll rape five other girls
    So are you going to rape all five girls at once, one a night, or what?

    Kadith on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.

    i call bullshit

    every intial sexual encounter i've ever had i made positive that the girl was on board for what we were doing and knew that she could back out at any time

    and i'm not trying to be some fucking boy scout, i just never wanted to get fucked over by the legal system over some shit i never did

    You might be polite, but not everyone is. I know women who have been "forced" into having sex because they didn't want to disappoint the guy by saying no. It is just as traumatic as any other rape.

    Evander on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    sophies choice, a tube speciality

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think Tube should start a morality and ethics course. I'd take it.

    Man, that textbook would be awesome.

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Man, sometimes girls will sleep with you, for warmth or sometimes cuddling.

    And sometimes guys daterape girls.

    Using other people is wrong, whether you're using them emotionally or sexually.

    man, what kind of life are you living in which you've never just slept with a girl without expecting your just desserts? she turned him down for sex, it was spelled out clearly. sure, she was acting like a bitch- so kick that skank out of your bed. Tell her off, shave her eyebrow, whatever, but jacking off to her, on her, in secret is pathetic. It's passive-aggressive. If pk wants to tell such a shameful tale, then that is his business, but he should expect his internet buddies to make fun of it.

    So, jerking off on her is awful and horrible, but shaving her eyebrow off is acceptable?

    That seems pretty skewed.

    Evander on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what if a guy tells you that if you don't rape a girl he'll rape five other girls

    Then you have to do it, i mean, for great justice.

    Would you kill your mom if it saved ten kittens? But not like mutt kittens, like purebred kittens.

    You know that test like in the CIA where they give you a gun and tell you to shoot the person in the next room, and when you enter it's your wife, girlfriend, mom, dad, whatever. I would totally walk in and blow away my own mom. Not a second of hesitation.

    Even when the gun is empty and it was all just a test of loyalty, I'd probably pistol whip her. Just to show the boss I'm in all the way.

    Hunter on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    making sure that she's actually a girl and that your friends and family think she's worth dating is more important than consent.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    It's not something I'm necessarily proud of. It was interesting in a surreal way. I'm also not burning pk at the stake. I don't see justification in what he did, but there's more to him as a person than that single act.
    Fair enough. For some reason I thought you were taking the moral high ground along with many others. :oops:

    I'm not really taking the high-ground on anyone, except looking in dismay at the people who are freaking out and the dork who came in here via link to pass judgement on a guy he doesn't know one iota. And to be fair, I don't like that dork for my own reasons, he just ain't helping the fact.

    Pony on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drano wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.
    i wouldn't consider those cases daterape, the male could have been completely ignorant. plus how easy it for her to actually have wanted to have sex at the time and then felt like a whore after.
    rapes a pretty serious charge.

    I'm not talking about rape in the context of punishing the guy, I'm talking about it in the context of the emotional effects on the girl

    Evander on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    what if you were a fire fighter during 9/11?
    how many girls is it then ok for you to rape?

    Drano on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    It's not something I'm necessarily proud of. It was interesting in a surreal way. I'm also not burning pk at the stake. I don't see justification in what he did, but there's more to him as a person than that single act.
    Fair enough. For some reason I thought you were taking the moral high ground along with many others. :oops:
    Yeah, well, I hadn't made a clear stand either way, so I figured some clarification was in order.

    And were you talking about Dyna getting banned? I didn't see if he actually got banned or not. If he did, though, I can see it going both ways. They have weird ban triggers, but Dyna also has a habit of peeing on the carpet.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    So, jerking off on her is awful and horrible, but shaving her eyebrow off is acceptable?

    That seems pretty skewed.

    to be fair you just said that jizzing on her was "no worse than spitting on her" The only legal difference is that one is physical assault and the other is a sexual assault.

    I like talking law, so sue me.









    Haha, you get it, it's a legal joke.

    ascot on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What if to survive, you had to go back in time to rape your own grandmother to conceive your father?

    Hunter on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drano wrote:
    what if you were a fire fighter during 9/11?
    how many girls is it then ok for you to rape?

    2,740, one for each victim.

    Nevar forget.

    Wise_a on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Nah, I wasn't talking about Dyna's ban.

    Druhim on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some girls are teases. Fact of life.

    Oh, I see how it works.

    Okay, well, "Some guys jerk off on girls' backs. Fact of life."

    There, now that makes everything okay.

    Evander on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.

    i call bullshit

    every intial sexual encounter i've ever had i made positive that the girl was on board for what we were doing and knew that she could back out at any time

    and i'm not trying to be some fucking boy scout, i just never wanted to get fucked over by the legal system over some shit i never did

    You might be polite, but not everyone is. I know women who have been "forced" into having sex because they didn't want to disappoint the guy by saying no. It is just as traumatic as any other rape.
    Also not-okay. But where does that pressure not to say no come from? Perhaps being repeatedly told that once you go a certain distance you are expected to go the rest of the way?

    Also, Pk's friend did say no.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    You might be polite, but not everyone is. I know women who have been "forced" into having sex because they didn't want to disappoint the guy by saying no. It is just as traumatic as any other rape.

    Not wanting to disappoint someone does not equal being forced to do something. It's a choice, and even if the guy says "I will hate you and never want to see you again if you don't have sex with me right now" it is still ENTIRELY her choice, and it is complete bullshit to call that "rape."

    EDIT: It's bullshit cries of "rape" in cases like that that make it much easier to blame the victim in real rape cases. You made a choice you regret, that's not anyone's fault but yours, and now you're jeopardizing the safety of someone who did nothing wrong WHILE making it harder for real rape victims to be heard by the law. Those people are vile.

    Defender on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    So, jerking off on her is awful and horrible, but shaving her eyebrow off is acceptable?

    That seems pretty skewed.
    Jerking off on a sleeping person who never finds out about it is more disgusting than cruel, but shaving off an eyebrow is just hilarious.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    Evander wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    did he ever tell her to get the fuck out of his bed or he'd jizz on her back while she sleeps?

    How many times have we seen a case of daterape where the girl never actually said no because she felt obligated to have sex for one reason or another?

    You can fault him for what he did in the end, but it's a double standard to fault him for not having the strength to say no.
    i wouldn't consider those cases daterape, the male could have been completely ignorant. plus how easy it for her to actually have wanted to have sex at the time and then felt like a whore after.
    rapes a pretty serious charge.

    I'm not talking about rape in the context of punishing the guy, I'm talking about it in the context of the emotional effects on the girl

    oh... then... basically... whatever

    Drano on
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