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All-Star Bitching Thread: BT3

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    people have been yelling at tony for civil war off and on for like 5 years now

    it's getting old

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think the forum is split on Cap being a jerk (just like Civil War!).

    And it's not really Cap being a jerk since Civil War but how Marvel have totally demonized Tony in an attempt to make the SHRA and the Pro-Reg side as bad guys.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    people have been yelling at tony for civil war off and on for like 5 years now

    it's getting old

    Ugh so old make it stoooopp

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  • muninnmuninn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've been reading old Claremont X-men and good god was Storm sexualized as hell. Whenever there was a chance she was half naked and swinging those rude titties around.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    muninn wrote: »
    I've been reading old Claremont X-men and good god was Storm sexualized as hell. Whenever there was a chance she was half naked and swinging those rude titties around.

    Are you saying this a bad thing?
    Man who wouldn't want to bang Storm
    if you say you wouldn't, remember you are racist

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NODe wrote: »
    Only peripherally following the Marvel shenanigans since Civil War...is there a reason everyone here is so annoyed that Rogers is yelling at Stark? He basically ballsed up being the leader of the superhero free-world but now gets to keep being an awesome armour wearing billionaire. He's probably due some being yelled at.

    The problem is that all the shit Cap is giving Iron Man about is just as much his responsibility. The biggest problem is that Marvel let Mark Millar write the major event that would shape Marvel for the next 5 years or so.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    muninn wrote: »
    I've been reading old Claremont X-men and good god was Storm sexualized as hell. Whenever there was a chance she was half naked and swinging those rude titties around.

    See now I want this

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  • muninnmuninn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    muninn wrote: »
    I've been reading old Claremont X-men and good god was Storm sexualized as hell. Whenever there was a chance she was half naked and swinging those rude titties around.

    Are you saying this a bad thing?
    Man who wouldn't want to bang Storm
    if you say you wouldn't, remember you are racist

    Hell no, but its a case of "one thing is not like the others". Its a bit weird and stands out like hell considering we never even see Jean Grey's exposed ankles in that book.


    ... and those are some sexy ankles.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    See Jean Grey is boring

    you can't sexualize boring

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  • muninnmuninn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wont stop people form trying. See: Kim Kardashian, Heidi Montag.

    Also, Kitty Pryde aint sexualized. Are you calling her boring? You anti-semite!

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That was one of my favorite Claremont-isms - that every villain wants to fuck Storm. Loki during the Asgardian Wars? Hey, here's a copy of Thor's hammer, and PS I'd like to bang you. Brood Queen? Dracula? Callisto? Sebastian Shaw? Magneto? Mesmero? They all wanted some Dark Chocolate.

    And let's not forget Doom! There was a distinct and unexplained BONG the first time they met.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I think the forum is split on Cap being a jerk (just like Civil War!).

    And it's not really Cap being a jerk since Civil War but how Marvel have totally demonized Tony in an attempt to make the SHRA and the Pro-Reg side as bad guys.

    Cap was alive back in the times when it was cool and patriotic to be racist. Him being a jerk is really nothing compare to the "Slap a Jap and buy war bonds" attitude from his time.

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  • GankGank Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I think the forum is split on Cap being a jerk (just like Civil War!).

    And it's not really Cap being a jerk since Civil War but how Marvel have totally demonized Tony in an attempt to make the SHRA and the Pro-Reg side as bad guys.

    Cap was alive back in the times when it was cool and patriotic to be racist. Him being a jerk is really nothing compare to the "Slap a Jap and buy war bonds" attitude from his time.

    I believe Supes had a cover with that slogan on it. God i love Superdickery. But Cap had his fair share of ridiculously racist moments.

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    muninn wrote: »
    Wont stop people form trying. See: Kim Kardashian, Heidi Montag.

    Also, Kitty Pryde aint sexualized. Are you calling her boring? You anti-semite!

    Tell that to Pete Wisdom.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy shit that is a lot of bitching in one night.

    Also, the hottest member of the X-Men is Rogue. This is a scientific FACT, proven by scientists.

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  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Also, the hottest member of the X-Men is Rogue. This is a scientific FACT, proven by scientists.

    Damn, you're right.

    Also, regarding Tony Stark: the last time yelling at Tony Stark was awesome was when Nova did it. Every time since then has been dumb. Steve blaming Tony for Norman Osborn taking over is the most asinine thing.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    He does have a point that by moving everything he had into government control he risked losing that control. Before when it was all Stark owned, no one could have taken everything from him like he did.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man who wouldn't want to bang Storm

    After that issue of Uncanny inside his head, every time I read any extended dialog between Scott and Storm, I think, "He totally wants to fuck her."

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'd like to take a brief moment to bitch about the cover of this week's Daredevil.

    It sucks.

    Daredevil has generally always had really awesome covers since the '98 relaunch, but this week's was bland, had poor coloring, and was pretty much all around terrible.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    He does have a point that by moving everything he had into government control he risked losing that control. Before when it was all Stark owned, no one could have taken everything from him like he did.

    But it was not Tony's fault that Norman took over.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But it was Tony that gave up control of all his tech to the Government.

    It's not the fact that Norman took over, it's that Tony gave up too much and put things in a position that someone else could take over all his tech.

    If Tony kept his tech within Stark Industries he wouldn't have had to hand it all over when Norman, or whoever else, took over after him.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    But it was Tony that gave up control of all his tech to the Government.

    It's not the fact that Norman took over, it's that Tony gave up too much and put things in a position that someone else could take over all his tech.

    If Tony kept his tech within Stark Industries he wouldn't have had to hand it all over when Norman, or whoever else, took over after him.

    No, Steve said that Norman taking over specifically was Tony's fault. which is a bunch of bullshit. I am aware of why centralizing that kind of power is a bad idea because of uncertain succession, but Norman himself was not Tony's fault.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tony's rationalization for incorporating Stark Tech into SHIELD made a lot of sense when you read his own title during the Initiative, the Knauffs did a good show of Tony trying to truly modernize them. Why shouldn't SHIELD agents get Iron Man armors?

    And then Loeb and Bendis thought it would be cool to have a red and gold helicarrier which was just stupid.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    But it was Tony that gave up control of all his tech to the Government.

    It's not the fact that Norman took over, it's that Tony gave up too much and put things in a position that someone else could take over all his tech.

    If Tony kept his tech within Stark Industries he wouldn't have had to hand it all over when Norman, or whoever else, took over after him.

    No, Steve said that Norman taking over specifically was Tony's fault. which is a bunch of bullshit. I am aware of why centralizing that kind of power is a bad idea because of uncertain succession, but Norman himself was not Tony's fault.

    Ah. I read their argument differently. Although, that might have been me shaping their words into something that made more sense :P

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  • HardtargetHardtarget There Are Four Lights VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    muninn wrote: »
    I've been reading old Claremont X-men and good god was Storm sexualized as hell. Whenever there was a chance she was half naked and swinging those rude titties around.

    I can't tell if this is a complaint or not but i mean why would it be so it must not be.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Tony's rationalization for incorporating Stark Tech into SHIELD made a lot of sense when you read his own title during the Initiative, the Knauffs did a good show of Tony trying to truly modernize them. Why shouldn't SHIELD agents get Iron Man armors?

    And then Loeb and Bendis thought it would be cool to have a red and gold helicarrier which was just stupid.

    Even when I was a kid I would wonder why Tony didn't mass produce some type of power armour for the US military/emergency responders/etc. The idea that the tech ending up in the wrong hands was always kinda a lame excuse since how hard would it be for someone like Doom to scan his armour and figure it out on their own?

    Not that Doom would be interested since he clearly has the best armour ever. But you see what I'm sayin'.

    Oh, and add another :v: re:Daredevil cover. This is his time to shine! Keep those covers top notch!
    Edit: HAPPYFACEaredevil would be a sweet alt cover.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Man who wouldn't want to bang Storm

    After that issue of Uncanny inside his head, every time I read any extended dialog between Scott and Storm, I think, "He totally wants to fuck her."

    I always thought Claremont wanted to do a Scott/Storm relationship somewhere around #150 or after God Loves Man Kills, where they seemed a lot closer in the story than just teammates would be.

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  • TheSecretSeventhTheSecretSeventh GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Htown wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Also, the hottest member of the X-Men is Rogue. This is a scientific FACT, proven by scientists.

    Damn, you're right.

    Also, regarding Tony Stark: the last time yelling at Tony Stark was awesome was when Nova did it. Every time since then has been dumb. Steve blaming Tony for Norman Osborn taking over is the most asinine thing.

    emma frost. reading rogue's dialogue with her accent makes me want to slap her. "ah cahn't duh-oo it, scaht."

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mid 90's gambit/rogue accents were horrible to almost an awesome degree, Almost.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wasn't sure where to post this, but it was so awesomely weird I just had to share it:

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Wasn't sure where to post this
    Your recycle bin.

    Bonus Alternate Answer: Hey, you can't post my fanart without my permission!

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  • GankGank Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Does kinda prove bruce wayne, even though mortal, is bad ass enough to take a kryptonian shot. Not only that, actually withstand a 9 month gestation period. Kudos Batman, kudos.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, it's Batman - of course it was a planned pregnancy.

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  • GankGank Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Shouldn't you be slyly putting your shades on before finishing that sentence?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You are all missing the strangest part of that image: Why are they on the moon?! And am I alone in wondering if Bats is wearing his batman underwear and no pants in that pic?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yes, considering that the shading on his leg is no different than the shading on his torso.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My wife would do that when she was pregnant; wearing only underwear around the house.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That is the strangest fucking thing.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    I've seen some fucked up shit in my time but that makes me want to throw up.

    and Bats would totally be the man in the relationship.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a bone to pick with the IDW Transformers Ongoing
    in the latest issue, #8, there weren't any robots until like page 17 or something. Even then, there was only the one Decepticon, and he was killed by one lousy human, who didn't even have a tank or anything. He just trapped him under some girders, blinded him with some acid, then used the robot's gun and killed him after the robot surrendered. Fuck Mike Costa.

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