What...The....Fuck? Was Bishop a load bearing random ass android dude? Why the hell did the thousands of years old temple start exploding when he died? Was it like a giant microwave and he had foil in his pocket?
Did somebody at Rebellion write this script when they were 10 years old and then keep it all those years against the chance he would some day get to make an Aliens vs Predator game. Also this campaign had a disappointing amount of predator, it really should have been Black Guy vs Lance Hendrickson.
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What...The....Fuck? Was Bishop a load bearing random ass android dude? Why the hell did the thousands of years old temple start exploding when he died? Was it like a giant microwave and he had foil in his pocket?
Did somebody at Rebellion write this script when they were 10 years old and then keep it all those years against the chance he would some day get to make an Aliens vs Predator game. Also this campaign had a disappointing amount of predator, it really should have been Black Guy vs Lance Hendrickson.
Bishop wasn't really there, he was there "in spirit" through the android, probably a custom built one he could use to study the ruins and shit without being in danger of dying to aliens. He probably wired the place to explode upon the death of his android so that:
A) The secrets of the temple would remain his alone and no one else's. He wanted his "murderers" to be crushed by falling rocks.
C) Explosives are cool.
That's my guess, which is just as likely as LOL MAGICZ in the thought processes of the devs.
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edited April 2010
This will make more sense once he plays the other two campaigns.
This will make more sense once he plays the other two campaigns.
See the story is so complex and intertwined that you only get a feel for the whole thing once you've seen it multiple times from a variety of perspectives.
This will make more sense once he plays the other two campaigns.
See the story is so complex and intertwined that you only get a feel for the whole thing once you've seen it multiple times from a variety of perspectives.
Or from lots of exposition.
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This will make more sense once he plays the other two campaigns.
See the story is so complex and intertwined that you only get a feel for the whole thing once you've seen it multiple times from a variety of perspectives.
Or from lots of exposition.
Actually there is barely any exposition. Shit just sort of happens and it suddenly dawns on you stuff that made no sense in the previous campaigns still makes no sense. It's just randomly caused by one the other two species doing something.
Wow, and I thought the acid blood was bad when it came to variable damage. Somehow the shotgun eclipses it. God, I'd hate to play the Marine campaign on any difficulty higher than normal. I'd probably end up biting the controller in half out of frustration.
Looking forward to the commencement of the Alien campaign. I found it to be great fun scuttling around on the ceilings. But then I didn't mind the bargain basement storyline or the wallcrawling control scheme.
Wait a minute. So our hero gets held at gunpoint by Weyland, who shows him the big fat W on his gun and then says he practically owns the corps. Weyland dies and our valiant hero proceeds to fly the fuck home in a shuttle that is very likely owned by Weyland-Yutani, without any security measures, a Drink-Lady with a living chestburster in her guts and the all-important gadget in easy reach of the badguys? o_O
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My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
You'd think they'd have learnt by now. Every single expedition to capture aliens has wound up costing them tons of money, they've never gained anything useful from it and they apparently own the Marine corps anyway so it's not in their interest to make the Marine's redundant with xenomorph weaponry.
Long story short Weyland-Yutani is actually a subsidiary of Activision.
You'd think they'd have learnt by now. Every single expedition to capture aliens has wound up costing them tons of money, they've never gained anything useful from it and they apparently own the Marine corps anyway so it's not in their interest to make the Marine's redundant with xenomorph weaponry.
Long story short Weyland-Yutani is actually a subsidiary of Activision.
This is actually not true the whole "stim" thing that Helloween is fond of using is actually an extract from alien blood.
In the future our steroids come from the blood of aliens, and yes they lead to body part regeneration. There was a book about it in the early 2000's or late 90's pretty sure thats what W-Y is up to.
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edited April 2010
Yeah,don't they have some drugs made from Alien cells/blood that basically give human's super human strength/speed etc?
Wow, and I thought the acid blood was bad when it came to variable damage. Somehow the shotgun eclipses it. God, I'd hate to play the Marine campaign on any difficulty higher than normal. I'd probably end up biting the controller in half out of frustration.
Looking forward to the commencement of the Alien campaign. I found it to be great fun scuttling around on the ceilings. But then I didn't mind the bargain basement storyline or the wallcrawling control scheme.
Well, I added Helloween as a friend on Steam. Now I just need to wait for him to accept so I can send the game to him. And to make sure someone hasn't beaten me to the punch.
Makes me wonder where the Yutani half of this corporation has been hiding all this time. Probably shorting his own stock thinking "My partner is a crazy man made of pure insanium mined straight from padded cell mountain, and any day now people are going to figure out what a complete sham our whole company is." Then the stock shoots up to like 2000 on the Space Nasdaq and he's kicking himself because he got out at 1000 and now he can't afford to have a bunch of load-bearing synthetics modeled after his likeness.
Or something like that.
Anyway, a fine finish Hello, even if by all appearances the marine campaign was aggressively mediocre. But good game or bad game, it'll be good to see Bruce back in action
Well, I added Helloween as a friend on Steam. Now I just need to wait for him to accept so I can send the game to him. And to make sure someone hasn't beaten me to the punch.
I've also been pm'd by someone else who wishes to buy this for me.
Well, I added Helloween as a friend on Steam. Now I just need to wait for him to accept so I can send the game to him. And to make sure someone hasn't beaten me to the punch.
I've also been pm'd by someone else who wishes to buy this for me.
Well, I added Helloween as a friend on Steam. Now I just need to wait for him to accept so I can send the game to him. And to make sure someone hasn't beaten me to the punch.
I've also been pm'd by someone else who wishes to buy this for me.
I'm not sure how thats gunna play out.
Well, I have the card in my hand, rearing to go man. First come first gives, man...
Go for it.
Was just trying to show my american generosity :winky: - I can wait til after Metro and see whats on the front.
There you have it. Well, I can't send it over until he approves my Steam Friend invite thingie.
God damnit Helloween, you're one enviable guy. I just realized I'd likely never have two dudes fighting to be the first to buy me a game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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As of right now it would have to be gifted from someone in the US / wherever else it's available. No UK release as of yet ( via Steam ).
I would love to see Helloween ape some more Russian accents.
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Luckily when I reached it I didn't have the smartgun so I just kited him around the statue. But seriously, what a ridiculously idiotic fight that was.
He should have done a thumbs up.
Well I was thinking more along the lines of the T1000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ9_WmFv6s4
I mean, Weyland might as well have done the regenerating head wound thing.
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I intend to change that this year, and what better way then to send Hello a game to LP?
Is Metro 2033 available in Canada?
Did somebody at Rebellion write this script when they were 10 years old and then keep it all those years against the chance he would some day get to make an Aliens vs Predator game. Also this campaign had a disappointing amount of predator, it really should have been Black Guy vs Lance Hendrickson.
Bishop wasn't really there, he was there "in spirit" through the android, probably a custom built one he could use to study the ruins and shit without being in danger of dying to aliens. He probably wired the place to explode upon the death of his android so that:
A) The secrets of the temple would remain his alone and no one else's.
C) Explosives are cool.
That's my guess, which is just as likely as LOL MAGICZ in the thought processes of the devs.
I sure hope so.
See the story is so complex and intertwined that you only get a feel for the whole thing once you've seen it multiple times from a variety of perspectives.
Or from lots of exposition.
Actually there is barely any exposition. Shit just sort of happens and it suddenly dawns on you stuff that made no sense in the previous campaigns still makes no sense. It's just randomly caused by one the other two species doing something.
IS anyone going to buy Metro 2033 for Helloween? Like, within the next day? Because if not, tomorrow at Noon PST, I'll buy it for him.
Well, as close to noon PST as I learn his Steam ID. Anyone have it on hand?
Looking forward to the commencement of the Alien campaign. I found it to be great fun scuttling around on the ceilings. But then I didn't mind the bargain basement storyline or the wallcrawling control scheme.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Long story short Weyland-Yutani is actually a subsidiary of Activision.
They probably want to make a Queen Mother their bitch. Which is... basically the biggest and baddest of Queen's on a planet.
This is actually not true the whole "stim" thing that Helloween is fond of using is actually an extract from alien blood.
In the future our steroids come from the blood of aliens, and yes they lead to body part regeneration. There was a book about it in the early 2000's or late 90's pretty sure thats what W-Y is up to.
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There was at least one graphic novel I read that had a drug refined from Alien Royal Jelly that was basically a super crazy steroid.
*edit* I just remembered. It was called Xeno-Zip.
Which comes from the Queen Mother! They want her 'royal jelly'!
Or something like that.
Anyway, a fine finish Hello, even if by all appearances the marine campaign was aggressively mediocre. But good game or bad game, it'll be good to see Bruce back in action
I've also been pm'd by someone else who wishes to buy this for me.
I'm not sure how thats gunna play out.
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Well, I have the card in my hand, rearing to go man. First come first gives, man...
Was just trying to show my american generosity :winky: - I can wait til after Metro and see whats on the front.
There you have it. Well, I can't send it over until he approves my Steam Friend invite thingie.
God damnit Helloween, you're one enviable guy. I just realized I'd likely never have two dudes fighting to be the first to buy me a game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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