Go for it.
Was just trying to show my american generosity :winky: - I can wait til after Metro and see whats on the front.
There you have it. Well, I can't send it over until he approves my Steam Friend invite thingie.
God damnit Helloween, you're one enviable guy. I just realized I'd likely never have two dudes fighting to be the first to buy me a game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I laughed at this to cover my intense jealousy.
Anyway, Metro is a good gift that will quite thoroughly put the new video card to the test.
i'm going to invent a time machine and travel back to russia and develop a game about a guy who has to rescue the souls of seamen
lol semen
of an icebreaker. and i'll throw in pointless animals and a batshit insane captain. then i'm going to eat a ton of cheese, get terribly drunk and work on the bosses after a quick nap. it's going to be GLORIOUS!
We should start some sort of Lets Play consortium where mans in hoods with money can directly influence the tides of the Lets Play culture. It sounds positively delicious.:winky:
We should start some sort of Lets Play consortium where mans in hoods with money can directly influence the tides of the Lets Play culture. It sounds positively delicious.:winky:
We should start some sort of Lets Play consortium where mans in hoods with money can directly influence the tides of the Lets Play culture. It sounds positively delicious.:winky:
I'm really quite surprised Helloween didn't comment on the fact that the line "Shoot him in the head, it's the only way to be sure!" was complete and utter bullshit.
1) Of the dozen or so androids whose heads you shot off, NONE OF THEM were affected by that in the slightest.
2) The bullet to the head did jack shit to Weyland. The only ACTUAL way to be sure was to dump him in the fucking lava. This is evidenced by the earlier corpse-that-isn't-really-a-corpse violation.
It's like, someone had just watched Aliens and wanted to fucking make references to the thing but had no fucking clue how.
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C'mon man, Germans don't get gifts. They take gifts.
I jest because I care.
We totally need to gift both these fine men with FThreeAR. Co-op would be a thing of beauty, especially if it's another FEAR 2 ending. For both players.
I'm really quite surprised Helloween didn't comment on the fact that the line "Shoot him in the head, it's the only way to be sure!" was complete and utter bullshit.
1) Of the dozen or so androids whose heads you shot off, NONE OF THEM were affected by that in the slightest.
2) The bullet to the head did jack shit to Weyland. The only ACTUAL way to be sure was to dump him in the fucking lava. This is evidenced by the earlier corpse-that-isn't-really-a-corpse violation.
It's like, someone had just watched Aliens and wanted to fucking make references to the thing but had no fucking clue how.
Didn't crazy milk-filled lady who's 'helping' you say not one or two levels earlier that you had to shoot the androids in the limbs because it would be more effective?
I'm really quite surprised Helloween didn't comment on the fact that the line "Shoot him in the head, it's the only way to be sure!" was complete and utter bullshit.
1) Of the dozen or so androids whose heads you shot off, NONE OF THEM were affected by that in the slightest.
2) The bullet to the head did jack shit to Weyland. The only ACTUAL way to be sure was to dump him in the fucking lava. This is evidenced by the earlier corpse-that-isn't-really-a-corpse violation.
It's like, someone had just watched Aliens and wanted to fucking make references to the thing but had no fucking clue how.
Didn't crazy milk-filled lady who's 'helping' you say not one or two levels earlier that you had to shoot the androids in the limbs because it would be more effective?
It seemed effective at tricking Helloween into thinking an android was dead and then WHOOPS SHOTINTHEBALLS.
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Technically the head may be considered a limb in this case - at least something not attached to the main body. They don't die from headshots but they still take extra damage from being shot in the head, as well as the legs and arms. Shooting them in the torso is essentially pointless.
Technically the head may be considered a limb in this case - at least something not attached to the main body. They don't die from headshots but they still take extra damage from being shot in the head, as well as the legs and arms. Shooting them in the torso is essentially pointless.
Well, in the movies the Androids stopped working with the head severed from the body. I guess the combat androids have redundancies in their heavily armored bodies
You both have Paypal accounts set up, right? Also...Metro 2033 isn't available in Europe yet. It was his only choice!
Also, the F3AR coop idea, while delicious, seems to have been kiboshed since they both think it's a terrible idea. As a game, not for our entertainment value. It's a fucking goldmine for that.
So... Back to the subject matter of the thread. That was a really disappointing final boss. No extra health, no real battle arena, just hope you can do enough damage in the three seconds it takes him
to go down the stairs and kill you with one of those "Last-Level-Shotgun-That-Instagibs-You-For-Some-Reason" guns.
Also, when that one milkdude decloaked behind him, did anyone else think for a split second that he was teamin up with the predators or something? That might have actually been microscopically more interesting.
I thought they wanted you to charge forward and sort of kite him around...but they give you a smartgun first which apparently makes that impossible (then they close the door behind you preventing your from changing your mind). Seems like bad game design all around.
"Make it pretty - if the player is frustrated at least let them look at some good lighting effects!"
This game loves that bullshit disorienting pop up scares, like when the Predator threw you into the arena while opening a door, or Weyland tackles you while opening the computer.
Technically the head may be considered a limb in this case - at least something not attached to the main body. They don't die from headshots but they still take extra damage from being shot in the head, as well as the legs and arms. Shooting them in the torso is essentially pointless.
Well, in the movies the Androids stopped working with the head severed from the body. I guess the combat androids have redundancies in their heavily armored bodies
In some of the earlier sets, Helloween shot the heads off androids and they went on working fine. (At least, that's what it looked like)
When he's done with this one i'm considering buying him this . Mostly because i enjoy watching a slow on the uptake English dude wandering around going "Wot?!" at Russian things.
When he's done with this one i'm considering buying him this . Mostly because i enjoy watching a slow on the uptake English dude wandering around going "Wot?!" at Russian things.
When he's done with this one i'm considering buying him this . Mostly because i enjoy watching a slow on the uptake English dude wandering around going "Wot?!" at Russian things.
The campaign in this has been incredibly underwhelming. I'm quite glad I resisted the temptation to get this game when it was on sale on Steam. I thought it was a bit suspicious how quickly it appeared as a weekend deal.
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When he's done with this one i'm considering buying him this . Mostly because i enjoy watching a slow on the uptake English dude wandering around going "Wot?!" at Russian things.
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I laughed at this to cover my intense jealousy.
Anyway, Metro is a good gift that will quite thoroughly put the new video card to the test.
Beat that.
god, this game is rubbish... the LP is still entertaining though. if not for the exciting story
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i'm going to invent a time machine and travel back to russia and develop a game about a guy who has to rescue the souls of seamen
Sounds sinistar...mwahahah.
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1) Of the dozen or so androids whose heads you shot off, NONE OF THEM were affected by that in the slightest.
2) The bullet to the head did jack shit to Weyland. The only ACTUAL way to be sure was to dump him in the fucking lava. This is evidenced by the earlier corpse-that-isn't-really-a-corpse violation.
It's like, someone had just watched Aliens and wanted to fucking make references to the thing but had no fucking clue how.
I get...a rock.
(insert obvious innuendo here)
also, mr. zoidberg, thanks to you i will never again be able to imagine helloween without a cloak and cheshire cat mask.
ARE YOU HAPPY?
When F3AR comes out you guys should totally do a co-op LP.
It's actually quite funny because I like your voice better then Helloween's....
Damnit. I should have bought YOU the game. Wait, do you even have Steam?
C'mon man, Germans don't get gifts. They take gifts.
We totally need to gift both these fine men with FThreeAR. Co-op would be a thing of beauty, especially if it's another FEAR 2 ending. For both players.
Thanks man!
And then you hurt me
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Didn't crazy milk-filled lady who's 'helping' you say not one or two levels earlier that you had to shoot the androids in the limbs because it would be more effective?
It seemed effective at tricking Helloween into thinking an android was dead and then WHOOPS SHOTINTHEBALLS.
Well, in the movies the Androids stopped working with the head severed from the body. I guess the combat androids have redundancies in their heavily armored bodies
I know Yutani proper shows up in the terrible AVP movies.
Also, I sort of wish Helloween had this better rig during the Cryostasis days, so it wouldn't have chugged all the time.
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You both have Paypal accounts set up, right? Also...Metro 2033 isn't available in Europe yet. It was his only choice!
Also, the F3AR coop idea, while delicious, seems to have been kiboshed since they both think it's a terrible idea. As a game, not for our entertainment value. It's a fucking goldmine for that.
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Cmon, the rock's shaped like a heart. We try.
:P
Looking forward to watching Hello do Metro. I still need to look it up more, it looks interesting.
I would totally buy you a game to LP. Send me your Steam ID and you could totally be playing this gem after Timeshift: http://store.steampowered.com/app/31820/
to go down the stairs and kill you with one of those "Last-Level-Shotgun-That-Instagibs-You-For-Some-Reason" guns.
Also, when that one milkdude decloaked behind him, did anyone else think for a split second that he was teamin up with the predators or something? That might have actually been microscopically more interesting.
"Make it pretty - if the player is frustrated at least let them look at some good lighting effects!"
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I figure the Predator campaign should be fun too, just for something different.
In some of the earlier sets, Helloween shot the heads off androids and they went on working fine. (At least, that's what it looked like)
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So, they clearly have some OTHER means of tracking you...
One could even say...
THEY HAVE SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT!
When he's done with this one i'm considering buying him this . Mostly because i enjoy watching a slow on the uptake English dude wandering around going "Wot?!" at Russian things.
But Klyka is German
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