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[Mini] Warhammer Fantasy Phalla - Game Over! Blood for the Blood God!

LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Critical Failures
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Hovelhof is a quiet village in Hochland, in the North of the Empire. With seemingly endless deep woods, it is picturesque, yet slightly terrifying. Many woodsmen come from Hochland, but they rightly fear and respect the land that they live in. Hovelhof was a place that knows little about fear. A small village, the people there are pious and upright. Working hard from sunup to sundown they are truly the most honest people in the Empire. Things always change though. Rarely do Imperial tax collectors even remember the small village, so it was a shock when a man bearing the insignia of the Witch Hunters rode into the center of the village with a man tied to his saddle. Dismounting, the huge iron bound book attached to his waist awed all of you. Never before had someone such as this been to Hovelhof. In fact, none of you have even traveled farther than perhaps the neighboring small town of Bergsberg. Pulling the man off his saddle the Witch Hunter threw him down at his feet. Everyone recognized the bound and gagged form of Werner Osten.

Blood runs from several cuts on Werner's face. Saliva and sweat soaks the simple cloth gag in his mouth. Muffled cursing was heard from Werner as he flailed around in vain.

“This man is a heretic, and worshiper of foul deities!”

Shocked murmurs ran through the crowd. The foul gods of Chaos were but a myth to scare children with, surely no one really believed in them.

“Hiding among you are his conspirators. They seek to perform some blasphemous ritual. I have come here to stop them. A troop of Imperial soldiers follows not far behind me. Should any of you flee, you will be caught, and brought back for purification.”

The whole village stayed standing near the small well for a couple of hours until the soldiers arrived. Having brought large quantities of wood, they set about constructing a pyre. Werner was tied to a stake jutting from the top of the pyre, and the wood at the bottom was lit. It took what seemed like an eternity for him to burn. His skin blackened and peeled, and he chewed through his gag after only a few minutes.

“Fools! The Lords of Chaos are coming! This land will burn! The only salvation is to embrace them!” When he finally ceased his thrashing and cursing, the Witch Hunter spoke again.

“While many would simply put your entire village to the torch, the innocent among you deserve better. You all know each other better than I. If you turn over those misguided and blasphemous souls who seek to undo you, the rest will be spared. I will wait, by this pyre. Every day you will come to me with a name. They will be interrogated, and then cleansed. Should you fail, I will have to conclude that the lot of you are rife with traitors and blasphemers, and the men and I will destroy all of you. May Sigmar smile on those of you who are innocent here.”


This is a Mini-Phalla. A miniaturized version of the Penny-Arcade adaptation of the party game Mafia..

There will be 25 spots in this here little game. Sign up in Lime! I will take up to 5 reserves.

Rules
This is a traditional Mafia vs. Village phalla. No factions, no attack sheets, just good old fashioned paranoia and baseless suspicion.

Every day, you must vote for somebody in bold red to be taken out of the game. Vote retractions should be in bold lime. Vote will close at 10 PM PDT every night unless otherwise stated. Actions taken after 9:59 by the forum clock will not be counted.. I'm sorry English people (for the late close)

Standard phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no direct quoting of PMs, no anonymous contact. You get one “ghost post” following your death which cannot contain any information immediately relevant to the game. No communication with dead players is allowed. Send me links to any proboards started for the game.

No editing of vote posts

Please, no roll calls. They make me sad. To reduce anyone's ability to make me sad, I will post the villager role PM once they go out.
You are ____, a Peasant! You toil, day after day, perhaps making clay pots, perhaps crafting furniture from wood collected nearby. Whatever you work, you are certain that you are innocent of these charges. Your only power lies in that fact. Work with the other innocents of the village to root out the evil among you, or face destruction.
You win when there is no longer a taint of Chaos in your village.

Activity
Two posts per day with at least one of them containing a vote. If you fail to perform this relatively simple task two days in a row, you will be replaced.

Clarifications should be asked for in Bold Dark Orange

Player List

1. Zandracon
2. Toxic Toys, Initiate of Sigmar - Drained of Life
3. Maximus, Brother of Adalhard - Abducted
4. Dunadan019 - Peasant - Abducted
5. Marikir
6. Frostmist
7. Inomine - Peasant - Burned Alive
8. Hippie
9. Jdarksun
10. Simonwolf - Peasant - Kidnapped
11. Alegis
12. Romanqwerty - Peasant - Incinerated
13. Dogbone33 - Cultist of Chaos - Drained of Life
14. FunkyWaltDogg, Witch - Drained of Life
15. Ardor, Brother of Adalhard - Incinerated
16. Fiaryn - Peasant - Burned Alive
17. Adventfalls - Peasant - Kidnapped
18. Alazull - Peasant - Abducted
19. Kime - Peasant - Burned Alive
20. TehSloth - Peasant - Burned Alive
21. Samurai6966
22. Malkor - Peasant - Abducted
23. The_Reflection, Wizard of the Bright Order - Abducted
24. Shalmelo - Peasant - Drained of Life
25. Minor Second

Reserves

1. Malkor
2. Wildcat
3. Delphinidaes
4. NotoriusBEN
5. Lonelyahava

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    vittles

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Sign up.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hail Sigmar!!!

    Maximus on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    join today!

    Dunadan019 on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !The Knights Panther can take those Sigmarite sissies any day

    Wildcat on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !signup

    FrostMist on
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  • InomineInomine Registered User
    edited April 2010
    !UpSign

    Inomine on
  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh god yessssssssssss

    Hippie on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Gonna throw the hammer down, Kislev style

    simonwolf on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When in deadly danger,
    when beset by doubt,
    run in little circles,
    wave your arms and shout!

    Alegis on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    and my axe...

    romanqwerty on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck yes Warhammer!

    Dogbone33 on
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    Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I will play in this game.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sounds like fun!

    Ardor on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !SIGN UP

    KHORNE IS A GIANT PUSSY

    Fiaryn on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I promise you all a swift path to death- I mean defeat- I mean destruction- I mean-

    Oh fuck it.

    adventfalls on
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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The idea of this actually makes me want to try out a phalla.

    Alazull on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sign up!
    Alazull wrote: »
    The idea of this actually makes me want to try out a phalla.

    Rule #1: Always listen to kime.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rule #2: then do the exact opposite.

    Wildcat on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Sign Up for good old fashioned paranoia and baseless suspicion

    TehSloth on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    sign up

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey I've got consistent internet access now! SIGN UP!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sign up

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    q: will there be blood bowl?

    shalmelo on
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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ere we go!

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sign up

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  • MarikirMarikir Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    (Counts the sign ups)

    Hmm...unless I've miscounted...

    I guess I'll Reserve.

    Marikir on
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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Da Boyz are 'ere ta Scrap!

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    WAAAGH!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Reserve


    Next time, Toxic.

    Next time.

    lonelyahava on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Too late? Awwww. :(

    Well then, Reserve.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Looking forward to the chaos mutations

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Reserve for great Chaos!

    Kias on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Damnit damnit damnit reserve

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Well, I do like Warhammer...

    Nooo, late.

    A duck! on
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Signups are closed. I will be putting up the first days narration within one hour of this post. The first day will end Saturday, April 10 at 10PM PDT. PMs will be out within the hour as well.

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    !SIGN UP

    KHORNE IS A GIANT PUSSY
    Says the angriest of forumers?

    You're, like, the cornerskull of the Skull Throne.

    I found this a little odd as well...

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Day 1 – Whispers of Chaos

    The smell of burning wood lingers strongly. The body of Werner is ash now, his cries still echoing in the ears of everyone who attempts to go about their business. The Witch hunter stands resolute in the center of the village square. The soldiers are drinking and laughing in their small group. You marvel at how someone can be so cavalier n the face of such death and Chaos.

    Everyone looks over their shoulder with wide, paranoid eyes. Everyone has spent the night telling and retelling old stories in a vain attempt to try to remember what a worshiper of Chaos looks like. Neighbors that have known each other for years begin to see Daemons, creatures that they can't even describe, lurking in every window, in every barn. Fingers have not been pointed yet, but it is only a matter of time.

    The moment that you step out of your door there are eyes on you.

    Day One has begun! It will end Saturday, April 10 at 10 PM PDT/9 PM PST. Let the Chaos Begin!!

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    !SIGN UP

    KHORNE IS A GIANT PUSSY
    Says the angriest of forumers?

    You're, like, the cornerskull of the Skull Throne.

    THE ANGRY MARINES PROBLEM WITH KHORNE IS NOT THAT HE'S ANGRY

    IT'S THAT HE'S NOT ANGRY ENOUGH

    Fiaryn on
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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    OH HEY !Inomine IS IN THIS GAME, FUCKING FANTASTIC HE KILLED ME IN PHALLA VS SNAKEMAN.

    TIME TO FEED HIM HIS OWN DICK, SERVED WITH RELISH.

    SO SAYETH THE LIST OF INFINITE HATE.

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