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Freaky D&D games

bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Someone told me there was actually a D&D scenario book called "Pleasure Palace" or something, which relied heavily on sexual scenarios. One was, apparently, stumbling into the bed chambers of an Elven princess, with the option to seduce her; apparently there's a lot of outcomes, she might like you, she might not, she might kill you with ungodly powerful magic if you attempt to leave without fucking her...

First off, I don't think I believe this.

Second, I've never played D&D.

Third, this is probably WHY I've never played D&D....

... ironically, looking back, this idea seems interesting to me. In a sort of nerd-party-with-huge-sexual-tension way.

People call me Wood Man, 'cause I always got wood.
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I cast Bigby's Fisting Fist

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I cast Bigby's Fisting Fist

    Bigby's Expressive Single Digit?

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    People call me Wood Man, 'cause I always got wood.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    look I'm the wizard here, and I cast Bigby's Fisting Fist

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Are you sure you just didn't mishear someone saying "Tomb of Horrors?"

    I've heard of Madam somethings Pleasure Palace but I think it was a 2nd edition 'module'

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think bluefoxicy would enjoy FATAL

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy nooooooooo

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why do you only post in threads that you've created?

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    To the Gothic Castle please

    The Gothic Asshole?

    Yes, that's right

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is why you've never played D&D? I would get into D&D if I could fuck elven princesses

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would fuck eleven princesses

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    eleven-year old is more like it.

    Smart Pedo is more like it

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think Porkfry plays an elven princess in Gabe's D&D game.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Pedro

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is why you've never played D&D? I would get into D&D if I could fuck elven princesses

    Fake sex on graph paper with NPCs isn't THAT appealing.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    psssh

    graph paper

    battlemat, motherfucker

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shows what you know

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the proper term is freaky-deaky

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pfft battlemat

    Surface, motherfucker

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bluefoxicy wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is why you've never played D&D? I would get into D&D if I could fuck elven princesses

    Fake sex on graph paper with NPCs isn't THAT appealing.

    You don't do it on the graph paper

    You do it

    in your mind

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If I remember right the module he's talking about actually had you make rolls for everything.... and you always succeeded. I'm not sure, I didn't play much 2nd edition. I prefer 3.5 as it counted in a lot of house-ruled stuff from 3.0.

    Ah well, there are some pretty fucked up books in 3.5 that are automatically excluded from any of my games. You're not allowed to use anything from Book of Vile Darkness or Book of Exhaulted Deeds because from my reading of them they're broken.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bluefoxicy wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is why you've never played D&D? I would get into D&D if I could fuck elven princesses

    Fake sex on graph paper with NPCs isn't THAT appealing.

    especially when your chubby mouthbreathing friend is playing the NPC's

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    someone should run a play-by-post forum game of FATAL

    I think it'd be fun and not awful or weird in any way

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God I am so reminded of Fear of Girls

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    someone should run a play-by-post forum game of FATAL

    I think it'd be fun and not awful or weird in any way

    I think you are mistaken.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whenever I sent my player to a brothel the DM would roll for STD's

    so much of his money went to the church he became a saint!

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh my god, this FATAL stuff looks awful. A 900 pages rulebook with "an unusual focus on sexual violence".

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    pfft battlemat

    Surface, motherfucker

    god I want one

    also people to play with

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Oh my god, this FATAL stuff looks awful. A 900 pages rulebook with "an unusual focus on sexual violence".

    FATAL is an abomination. The only thing that might be worse is "Racial Holy War".

    FATAL has rules on discerning the width of your anus, while RaHoWa doesn't mention the basic dice you're supposed to play it with, so it's probably a draw between the two.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's uhh, wow.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fear of Girls, guys. Fear of girls. I'm tellin you.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ferrus, this can't be true. Or is it?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FATAL is real


    real awful

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck this there is nothing wrong with my rape fantasies

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Ferrus, this can't be true. Or is it?

    The anus thing or Racial Holy War: The RPG?
    Amongst the rule-set is a system for being bribed by Jews into missing turns

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apparently it's the most difficult, detailed, realistic and historically/mythically accurate role-playing game available.

    I'm uncomfortable imagining the people that play this.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    blue

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't actually imagine people playing with supplements like this. But buying them, yes.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My biggest complaints with D&D is that it isn't realistic or historically accurate

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Fear of Girls, guys. Fear of girls. I'm tellin you.

    What does she look like?

    Uncomfortably long details about the elf princess

    ...I wanna have sex with her.

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