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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    The agricultural aspect is the key part.

    Without being able to self sustain holing up is pointless.

    it's essential.

    survivalism is nice and all guys.

    but the important part is living.

    you can survive and scrape by, miserably denying undeath, day after day until you eventually give out

    it's a harsh, miserable existence making you not much more than what you are resisting.
    See, I disagree, here. Hunter-gatherers have, historically, had the highest amount of leisure time.

    That said, I'd rather try to reestablish some semblance of pre-apocalypse life.

    hunter-gatherers didn't have to actively avoid their own populace turning into disease-ridden cannibalistic hordes.
    I see your point, here.

    I still like the prison idea, though. I'm sure that they could be modified to be self-sufficient, with enough room for both crops and livestock for a small community inside. And they are designed to be secure in precisely the way we'd want.

    I'd prefer a military base to a prison, really.

    Ultimately, prisons are designed to keep people in

    Military bases are designed to keep people out.

    A prison's not hard to take and hold and control and isolate, but a military base in a rural area is superior for this same purpose.
    Prisons are clearly designed to be secure, regardless of direction of travel. It's not like you can get in easier than you can get out.

    And I'm not sure I'm with you on the military base thing. Could you maybe give me an example of a specific base that fits your needs?

    CFB Petawawa.

    Pony on
  • IsornIsorn Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Isorn wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    Isorn wrote:
    Man if a zombie outbreak happens I am going to find me a nice castle to stay in.

    One with lots of escape tunnels and secret passages that even if you manage to somehow find them all you'll be unable to properly barricade?

    Nah. There is one nearby that you can only reach by a bridge. There is also a nice little moat around it and well I am pretty sure there are no secret passages that are unknown in that place. There is also a little restaurant in the castle and a wine cellar. And it is in a relatively quiet area so should be a pretty good bet.

    until everybody else heads there thinking the same thing

    That would happen with any place that people think is relatively safe in a zombie outbreak. (military bases/walmarts etc.)

    But yeah I might as well not go anywhere since this house is build like a fort and we have enough food for a very long time.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm for the underground silo. A lot of those are also bomb shelters so they are often secure and well stocked.

    Perhaps it would be best if we found a way to make an underground biodome.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm for the underground silo. A lot of those are also bomb shelters so they are often secure and well stocked.

    Perhaps it would be best if we found a way to make an underground biodome.
    Y-eah buh-uuuuuddy!

    TankHammer on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony, as long as Northern Ontario has the ability to grow tobacco and some form of plant that can be turned into alcohol, I'm in.

    By the way, we'll need at least one dentist for practical reasons.

    Oh, we also need women to procreate with. I suggest an all-girls Catholic high-school.
    I like how it's noted that we'll need a dentist but not a doctor.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm for the underground silo. A lot of those are also bomb shelters so they are often secure and well stocked.

    Perhaps it would be best if we found a way to make an underground biodome.
    Y-eah buh-uuuuuddy!
    I knew that was coming.

    You're locked out.

    t Pony - I have a very good buddy stationed at Petawawa.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony, as long as Northern Ontario has the ability to grow tobacco and some form of plant that can be turned into alcohol, I'm in.

    By the way, we'll need at least one dentist for practical reasons.

    Oh, we also need women to procreate with. I suggest an all-girls Catholic high-school.
    I like how it's noted that we'll need a dentist but not a doctor.
    What do we need a doctor for, it's not like anyone suggested picking up bus loads of random women to procreate with.

    And even so there is nothing at all potentially wrong with that.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm for the underground silo. A lot of those are also bomb shelters so they are often secure and well stocked.

    Perhaps it would be best if we found a way to make an underground biodome.
    Y-eah buh-uuuuuddy!
    I knew that was coming.

    You're locked out.

    t Pony - I have a very good buddy stationed at Petawawa.
    You can't lock me out!
    Look at this guy's avatar, he's a ghoul-sympathizer!
    *point and scream*

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It was said earlier jokingly (or maybe not) about Uriel, but has the need for escape bait been looked at? The zombies will go after the easy meat giving you a higher chance of escape. Having a few unskilled, worthless people bound, gagged, and at the ready might be give you the extra time you need.

    I'm just saying. It's all about survival, right?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony, as long as Northern Ontario has the ability to grow tobacco and some form of plant that can be turned into alcohol, I'm in.

    By the way, we'll need at least one dentist for practical reasons.

    Oh, we also need women to procreate with. I suggest an all-girls Catholic high-school.
    I like how it's noted that we'll need a dentist but not a doctor.

    Man, if you wanna fight zombies with gingivitis that's your deal

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mad Iron wrote:
    It was said earlier jokingly (or maybe not) about Uriel, but has the need for escape bait been looked at? The zombies will go after the easy meat giving you a higher chance of escape. Having a few unskilled, worthless people bound, gagged, and at the ready might be give you the extra time you need.

    I'm just saying. It's all about survival, right?

    1) you have to feed and keep these people alive

    2) it's not about time, it's about avoiding getting surrounded, and bait won't help with that.

    3) generally bad for moral.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mad Iron wrote:
    It was said earlier jokingly (or maybe not) about Uriel, but has the need for escape bait been looked at? The zombies will go after the easy meat giving you a higher chance of escape. Having a few unskilled, worthless people bound, gagged, and at the ready might be give you the extra time you need.

    I'm just saying. It's all about survival, right?

    i'd save certain people just for this purpose

    i don't think i'd have much problem with follow through if i somehow became de facto leader making tough decisions like "well if instead of saving that idiot we bail we will save a lot more lives"

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Just move to Siberia or the arctic. Zombies will freeze to the ground and never bother you ever.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die

    It's a better plan than going to a prison, I would think.

    To be honest, ideal situation isn't even a military base, but rather, areas that are more remote and rural, even more northern than that.

    a military base close by is nice and there are several ideal points that fulfill this criteria, Petawawa being an immediate one that springs to mind.

    but really, cottage country is your best bet.

    your biggest enemy in such a circumstance is urban population density

    get far enough away from that, and it's not so bad.

    Pony on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh man, Petawawa

    Now there's a place I never thought I'd flee to

    Redeemer on
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die

    It's a better plan than going to a prison, I would think.

    To be honest, ideal situation isn't even a military base, but rather, areas that are more remote and rural, even more northern than that.

    a military base close by is nice and there are several ideal points that fulfill this criteria, Petawawa being an immediate one that springs to mind.

    but really, cottage country is your best bet.

    your biggest enemy in such a circumstance is urban population density

    get far enough away from that, and it's not so bad.
    offshore oil rig.

    If we can manage to get a fishing boat out there we've got our food, and something like that must have a water purification system on board, so we've got our water.

    We can get to the east coast by way of Canada and the maritime provinces, no shortage of fishing boats there, and low population density.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.
    Yeah just like in 28 Days Later

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.
    Yeah just like in 28 Days Later

    Jokes on them, our wombs are dry and infertile

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.
    Yeah just like in 28 Days Later
    oh yeah wah wah wah the SE++ convoy suddenly doesn't want to be raped by strapping soldier boys.

    bullshit

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh yeah wah wah wah the SE++ convoy suddenly doesn't want to be raped by strapping soldier boys.

    bullshit

    I actually am one of those strapping men, so make of that what you will.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."
    My response: "LOL cute." *BLAM* "Alright guys, we're heading to the next place, roll out!"

    TankHammer on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm telling you, the safest place is a cold place during a zombie apocalypse.

    Find one of those remote research villages in the snowy mountains, up in the arctic cold, dispatch of any possible resistance, and then live your life in peace.

    Zombies are too slow and vulnerable to wander the frozen plains of the arctic. They will freeze and destroy themselves before they can come anywhere near you.

    Although you would have to watch out for the zombie polar bears though

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."
    My response: "LOL cute." *BLAM* "Alright guys, we're heading to the next place! SE++, transform and roll out!"

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If there's ever zombies, I'm heading back to SD right away, and setting up shop on a tiny farm in the middle of nowhere.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    look you don't hide underground because zombies can potentially get undground but they can't get up destroyed stairs

    bongi on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."
    My response: "LOL cute." *BLAM* "Alright guys, we're heading to the next place! SE++, transfore and roll out!"

    That would have been better if you hadn't failed at typing Transform.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    look you don't hide underground because zombies can potentially get undground but they can't get up destroyed stairs

    That is horse shit by the way, enough zombies will just pile up and make an undead ramp for the rest of the zombies.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."
    My response: "LOL cute." *BLAM* "Alright guys, we're heading to the next place! SE++, transfore and roll out!"

    That would have been better if you hadn't failed at typing Transform.
    At least you guys caught my hidden message.

    Now most important: What color do we paint our vehicles?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you guys

    guys


    guys


    Ewok Village

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die
    this is an excellent point.

    of course the military bases would likely be accepting refugees.

    I just imagine a military base with all the dudes already turned to zombies, and then you pull up and there's a guy in uniform trying really hard to pretend he's not a zombie, being all "come on in, please."
    My response: "LOL cute." *BLAM* "Alright guys, we're heading to the next place! SE++, transfore and roll out!"

    That would have been better if you hadn't failed at typing Transform.
    At least you guys caught my hidden message.

    Now most important: What color do we paint our vehicles?

    Blue, gray and a dash of orange. Of course.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    look you don't hide underground because zombies can potentially get undground but they can't get up destroyed stairs

    That is horse shit by the way, enough zombies will just pile up and make an undead ramp for the rest of the zombies.
    no they wont because by the time this happens you have clambered out the window into the next house

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The zombies will chew and claw their way underground

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    OldSundown wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    look you don't hide underground because zombies can potentially get undground but they can't get up destroyed stairs

    That is horse shit by the way, enough zombies will just pile up and make an undead ramp for the rest of the zombies.
    no they wont because by the time this happens you have clambered out the window into the next house

    I hope you sprain or break your ankle from the fall.

    I can outrun someone with an injury.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    It is also somewhat ridiculous to assume that we will be able to stroll on in to a military base

    I mean, if it's so good at keeping people out, how did all the people inside go and die

    It's a better plan than going to a prison, I would think.

    To be honest, ideal situation isn't even a military base, but rather, areas that are more remote and rural, even more northern than that.

    a military base close by is nice and there are several ideal points that fulfill this criteria, Petawawa being an immediate one that springs to mind.

    but really, cottage country is your best bet.

    your biggest enemy in such a circumstance is urban population density

    get far enough away from that, and it's not so bad.
    offshore oil rig.

    If we can manage to get a fishing boat out there we've got our food, and something like that must have a water purification system on board, so we've got our water.

    We can get to the east coast by way of Canada and the maritime provinces, no shortage of fishing boats there, and low population density.

    Yeah but the sea corrodes the shit out of everything

    We've gotta find a way to keep everything in tip-top shape

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Let's go to the Winchester :3

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    can i have a spot on the convoy?

    i'm not averse to labor, i'm a fast learner, i have cold-weather gear, and i have an enormous amount of random shit that might be handy, from large tools to plastic toys.

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