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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    car as a battering ram should be your last option ever because if you take out five zombies and wreck your car you're in a wrecked car and probably only ko'ed three of the zombies

    Indeed. But I've seen some nice military vehicles for sale in this area. The old, Detroit Iron types of vehicles. I'm pretty sure I could have some of them up and running within seconds.

    oh lord

    if we dukes of hazard-it through some hooker zombies down colfax to some bluegrass music...

    basically i won't even care how long i'm a survivor for after that

    EDIT: fuck it, it doesn't even have to be bluegrass, just anything good

    mrpaku on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.

    Darth Waiter on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    bent wrote:
    my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
    what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.

    All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.

    Let's eat him first.

    You know

    This

    With your avatar, there






    ...I'm not sure we should trust you

    oh my god you're right
    fucking hell this shit has started
    and they have invaded our forums
    we underestimated zombie intelligence

    Underestimated? This is SE++

    It's not a far jump to go from "cocks dicks lol" to "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn"

    OldSundown on
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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    bent wrote:
    my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
    what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.

    All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.

    Let's eat him first.

    You know

    This

    With your avatar, there






    ...I'm not sure we should trust you

    No, I swear!

    a swear means nothing from a blood-thirsty savage
    man we gotta fuck this zombie UP

    mackingtheknife on
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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    car as a battering ram should be your last option ever because if you take out five zombies and wreck your car you're in a wrecked car and probably only ko'ed three of the zombies

    Indeed. But I've seen some nice military vehicles for sale in this area. The old, Detroit Iron types of vehicles. I'm pretty sure I could have some of them up and running within seconds.

    oh lord

    if we dukes of hazard-it through some hooker zombies down colfax to some bluegrass music...

    basically i won't even care how long i'm a survivor for after that

    YES

    redimpulse on
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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    bent wrote:
    my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
    what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.

    All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.

    Let's eat him first.

    Not only do I have double glazing but I also have a mini fridge

    fuck you zombies

    bent on
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  • bosleybosley Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.

    bosley on
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  • darkdemondarkdemon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh I'll copilot for you. Or we'll both single pilot some A330's/A340's/Whatever your poison.

    darkdemon on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darth when you roll out of texas and head north can you pick up me and impulse on your way through denver?

    we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours

    mrpaku on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bosley wrote:
    Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.

    Spoiler, if you please.

    Darth Waiter on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So, I'd like to propose my "lets just eat brains" idea again.

    Meissnerd on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bosley wrote:
    Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.

    I can think of worst ways to go, really.

    OldSundown on
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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    bent wrote:
    my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
    what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.

    All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.

    Let's eat him first.

    You know

    This

    With your avatar, there






    ...I'm not sure we should trust you

    oh my god you're right
    fucking hell this shit has started
    and they have invaded our forums
    we underestimated zombie intelligence

    Underestimated? This is SE++

    It's not a far jump to go from "cocks dicks lol" to "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn"

    oh man
    do you think
    there are more zombies amongst us
    and have merely disguised their "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn" with "cocks dicks lol"
    it is all fleshlust, afterall

    mackingtheknife on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bosley wrote:
    Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.

    ...

    I really need to fucking get this game

    Redeemer on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    naporeon on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    bent wrote:
    my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
    what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.

    All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.

    Let's eat him first.

    You know

    This

    With your avatar, there






    ...I'm not sure we should trust you

    oh my god you're right
    fucking hell this shit has started
    and they have invaded our forums
    we underestimated zombie intelligence

    Underestimated? This is SE++

    It's not a far jump to go from "cocks dicks lol" to "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn"
    "Hi, I'm nuuuuuagh"

    Green on
  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    [spoiler:a34a4c135b]Off-shore oil rig?[/spoiler:a34a4c135b]

    EDIT: Eh.... maybe not. I'm not too sure what happens to them in cases of large storms/hurricanes.

    Slagmire on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    turning on your own kind?


    you're no american

    mackingtheknife on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slagmire wrote:
    [spoiler:e7a39762d8]Off-shore oil rig?[/spoiler:e7a39762d8]
    I know that theoretically it makes for a great defense platform, but if we get stuck on it...

    Faricazy on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    I say we leave it up to them. Simply tell them they can't join. And offer to kill them or leave them alone. If they insist on coming along, we kill them.

    Or if they look like douches, we cripple them.

    OldSundown on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    off-shore is like the dumbest place to go if there were zombies

    the dumbest

    almost as dumb as a helicopter

    look dudes, you only have to go to the mall

    this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in

    bongi on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    turning on your own kind?


    you're no american
    Classic triage situation, duders. You always make the decision that will save the most people.

    And what do you bring to the table, other than armed neighbors and a proclivity for homophobic jokes?

    I thought so.

    naporeon on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    turning on your own kind?


    you're no american

    *incoherent groaning*

    Meissnerd on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    off-shore is like the dumbest place to go if there were zombies

    the dumbest

    almost as dumb as a helicopter

    look dudes, you only have to go to the mall

    this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in
    bongi

    dear bongi

    i know you're british

    but you're so wrong

    still, we'll take you

    Faricazy on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    off-shore is like the dumbest place to go if there were zombies

    the dumbest

    almost as dumb as a helicopter

    look dudes, you only have to go to the mall

    this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in

    Bongi, I'd really like you to be in our convoy so I have more choices than Pony, CasinoGhost, and my fist

    But first you need to get rid of these crazy hippy ideas

    Redeemer on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    But yes an oil rig is a dumb place to be

    Redeemer on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    darth when you roll out of texas and head north can you pick up me and impulse on your way through denver?

    we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours

    Leakey is about a 2 hour drive west of San Antonio; if you can make it there, great. If you can't, try to establish contact and we'll swing out and pick you up. If you are stranded and you have a contingent of females in your presence, all efforts will be made to secure you. If you are in possession of scotch and women, the Devil himself could not hold me back. Where are both of you guys?

    Darth Waiter on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    off-shore is like the dumbest place to go if there were zombies

    the dumbest

    almost as dumb as a helicopter

    look dudes, you only have to go to the mall

    this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in

    Bongi, I'd really like you to be in our convoy so I have more choices than Pony, CasinoGhost, and my fist

    But first you need to get rid of these crazy hippy ideas
    we could find a lovely country house with thick tudor walls and a sturdy door and shutters and live there for the rest of our lives + lots of sex

    bongi on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OldSundown wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area

    He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.

    Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
    'sup, Darth?

    As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?

    I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.

    I say we leave it up to them. Simply tell them they can't join. And offer to kill them or leave them alone. If they insist on coming along, we kill them.

    Or if they look like douches, we cripple them.
    we get a couple non essential vehicles together for those unfit for survival in the convoy and let them follow along.

    Like we don't say "oh hey, Uriel, drive the water tanker for us, will ya?"

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nobody joins my crew unless they're explicitly invited

    i wouldn't expect to be taken in unless i'd proven my worth, either

    this stick together shit only works for people you trust and respect enough to stick together with

    good luck, be on your way, and if you're shifty we're in the wilderness now bitch and it is every man for himself

    mrpaku on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    But yes an oil rig is a dumb place to be
    Well, kinda.

    They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.

    Faricazy on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    darth when you roll out of texas and head north can you pick up me and impulse on your way through denver?

    we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours

    Leakey is about a 2 hour drive west of San Antonio; if you can make it there, great. If you can't, try to establish contact and we'll swing out and pick you up. If you are stranded and you have a contingent of females in your presence, all efforts will be made to secure you. If you are in possession of scotch and women, the Devil himself could not hold me back. Where are both of you guys?

    denver

    but i'm thinking we'd probably be holed up somewhere in or near red rocks, which should be mostly on your way

    liquor and women would be like my top priorities after survival, dude

    mrpaku on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    off-shore is like the dumbest place to go if there were zombies

    the dumbest

    almost as dumb as a helicopter

    look dudes, you only have to go to the mall

    this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in

    Bongi, I'd really like you to be in our convoy so I have more choices than Pony, CasinoGhost, and my fist

    But first you need to get rid of these crazy hippy ideas
    we could find a lovely country house with thick tudor walls and a sturdy door and shutters and live there for the rest of our lives + lots of sex

    Well, when you put it like that...

    Redeemer on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Faricazy wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    But yes an oil rig is a dumb place to be
    Well, kinda.

    They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
    look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates

    bongi on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007

    Like we don't say "oh hey, Uriel, drive the water tanker for us, will ya?"
    blasphemy

    uriel can't drive

    cause he's a woman

    Faricazy on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, you don't actually think I'm a zombie, do you? D:

    My avatar is a warning

    EDIT: You could say I was a prophet, predicting these dire times.

    Meissnerd on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Faricazy wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    But yes an oil rig is a dumb place to be
    Well, kinda.

    They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
    look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates

    If an oil rig is that safe, there will likely be engineers still there, looking for more people to help out. It wouldn't be hard for them to just give you the basics of how to maintain the place. Shit these days almost runs its self.

    OldSundown on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Faricazy wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    But yes an oil rig is a dumb place to be
    Well, kinda.

    They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
    look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates
    yeah that's another thing

    one would hope there is a lever somewhere with "CONVERT SEA WATER" on it

    i would feel uneasy on a platform more so than on a huge boat though

    Faricazy on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Guys, you don't actually think I'm a zombie, do you? D:

    My avatar is a warning

    Somebody get me my shotgun

    Redeemer on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Faricazy wrote:

    Like we don't say "oh hey, Uriel, drive the water tanker for us, will ya?"
    blasphemy

    uriel can't drive

    cause he's a woman
    A popular misconception.

    Uriel can't drive because he'd have to ask his Mom if he could, first. And we don't have time to wait for that.

    naporeon on
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