car as a battering ram should be your last option ever because if you take out five zombies and wreck your car you're in a wrecked car and probably only ko'ed three of the zombies
Indeed. But I've seen some nice military vehicles for sale in this area. The old, Detroit Iron types of vehicles. I'm pretty sure I could have some of them up and running within seconds.
oh lord
if we dukes of hazard-it through some hooker zombies down colfax to some bluegrass music...
basically i won't even care how long i'm a survivor for after that
EDIT: fuck it, it doesn't even have to be bluegrass, just anything good
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
car as a battering ram should be your last option ever because if you take out five zombies and wreck your car you're in a wrecked car and probably only ko'ed three of the zombies
Indeed. But I've seen some nice military vehicles for sale in this area. The old, Detroit Iron types of vehicles. I'm pretty sure I could have some of them up and running within seconds.
oh lord
if we dukes of hazard-it through some hooker zombies down colfax to some bluegrass music...
basically i won't even care how long i'm a survivor for after that
Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.
Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.
Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.
my zombie apocalypse plan would be to stay in my room and jack it
what a horribly disturbing slackjaw you are going to be.
All boner hanging out, possibly absently groping it while other Zombies paw at the windows and doors to get in and kill us.
Let's eat him first.
You know
This
With your avatar, there
...I'm not sure we should trust you
oh my god you're right
fucking hell this shit has started
and they have invaded our forums
we underestimated zombie intelligence
Underestimated? This is SE++
It's not a far jump to go from "cocks dicks lol" to "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn"
oh man
do you think
there are more zombies amongst us
and have merely disguised their "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn" with "cocks dicks lol"
it is all fleshlust, afterall
Hey, this thread reminds me of Dead Rising, where one of the bystanders' cutscene death involves getting knocked down on his back, and a zombie girl sixtynining him, eating his dick. What a horrible way to die. With your balls getting eaten and the nasty zombie cooch in your face.
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
I say we leave it up to them. Simply tell them they can't join. And offer to kill them or leave them alone. If they insist on coming along, we kill them.
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
turning on your own kind?
you're no american
Classic triage situation, duders. You always make the decision that will save the most people.
And what do you bring to the table, other than armed neighbors and a proclivity for homophobic jokes?
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
darth when you roll out of texas and head north can you pick up me and impulse on your way through denver?
we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours
Leakey is about a 2 hour drive west of San Antonio; if you can make it there, great. If you can't, try to establish contact and we'll swing out and pick you up. If you are stranded and you have a contingent of females in your presence, all efforts will be made to secure you. If you are in possession of scotch and women, the Devil himself could not hold me back. Where are both of you guys?
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
I say we leave it up to them. Simply tell them they can't join. And offer to kill them or leave them alone. If they insist on coming along, we kill them.
Or if they look like douches, we cripple them.
we get a couple non essential vehicles together for those unfit for survival in the convoy and let them follow along.
Like we don't say "oh hey, Uriel, drive the water tanker for us, will ya?"
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
darth when you roll out of texas and head north can you pick up me and impulse on your way through denver?
we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours
Leakey is about a 2 hour drive west of San Antonio; if you can make it there, great. If you can't, try to establish contact and we'll swing out and pick you up. If you are stranded and you have a contingent of females in your presence, all efforts will be made to secure you. If you are in possession of scotch and women, the Devil himself could not hold me back. Where are both of you guys?
denver
but i'm thinking we'd probably be holed up somewhere in or near red rocks, which should be mostly on your way
liquor and women would be like my top priorities after survival, dude
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates
If an oil rig is that safe, there will likely be engineers still there, looking for more people to help out. It wouldn't be hard for them to just give you the basics of how to maintain the place. Shit these days almost runs its self.
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates
yeah that's another thing
one would hope there is a lever somewhere with "CONVERT SEA WATER" on it
i would feel uneasy on a platform more so than on a huge boat though
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oh lord
if we dukes of hazard-it through some hooker zombies down colfax to some bluegrass music...
basically i won't even care how long i'm a survivor for after that
EDIT: fuck it, it doesn't even have to be bluegrass, just anything good
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
Underestimated? This is SE++
It's not a far jump to go from "cocks dicks lol" to "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn"
a swear means nothing from a blood-thirsty savage
man we gotta fuck this zombie UP
YES
Not only do I have double glazing but I also have a mini fridge
fuck you zombies
we'll give you an address or something and try to have enough excess stores to replenish all of yours
Spoiler, if you please.
I can think of worst ways to go, really.
oh man
do you think
there are more zombies amongst us
and have merely disguised their "flesh brains unnnnnhhhhgrrraaaaannn" with "cocks dicks lol"
it is all fleshlust, afterall
...
I really need to fucking get this game
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
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EDIT: Eh.... maybe not. I'm not too sure what happens to them in cases of large storms/hurricanes.
turning on your own kind?
you're no american
I say we leave it up to them. Simply tell them they can't join. And offer to kill them or leave them alone. If they insist on coming along, we kill them.
Or if they look like douches, we cripple them.
the dumbest
almost as dumb as a helicopter
look dudes, you only have to go to the mall
this isn't dawn of the dead, biker gangs aren't going to bust in
And what do you bring to the table, other than armed neighbors and a proclivity for homophobic jokes?
I thought so.
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*incoherent groaning*
dear bongi
i know you're british
but you're so wrong
still, we'll take you
Bongi, I'd really like you to be in our convoy so I have more choices than Pony, CasinoGhost, and my fist
But first you need to get rid of these crazy hippy ideas
Leakey is about a 2 hour drive west of San Antonio; if you can make it there, great. If you can't, try to establish contact and we'll swing out and pick you up. If you are stranded and you have a contingent of females in your presence, all efforts will be made to secure you. If you are in possession of scotch and women, the Devil himself could not hold me back. Where are both of you guys?
Like we don't say "oh hey, Uriel, drive the water tanker for us, will ya?"
i wouldn't expect to be taken in unless i'd proven my worth, either
this stick together shit only works for people you trust and respect enough to stick together with
good luck, be on your way, and if you're shifty we're in the wilderness now bitch and it is every man for himself
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
denver
but i'm thinking we'd probably be holed up somewhere in or near red rocks, which should be mostly on your way
liquor and women would be like my top priorities after survival, dude
Well, when you put it like that...
uriel can't drive
cause he's a woman
My avatar is a warning
EDIT: You could say I was a prophet, predicting these dire times.
If an oil rig is that safe, there will likely be engineers still there, looking for more people to help out. It wouldn't be hard for them to just give you the basics of how to maintain the place. Shit these days almost runs its self.
one would hope there is a lever somewhere with "CONVERT SEA WATER" on it
i would feel uneasy on a platform more so than on a huge boat though
Somebody get me my shotgun
Uriel can't drive because he'd have to ask his Mom if he could, first. And we don't have time to wait for that.
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