I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
turning on your own kind?
you're no american
Classic triage situation, duders. You always make the decision that will save the most people.
And what do you bring to the table, other than armed neighbors and a proclivity for homophobic jokes?
I thought so.
Since I have training in combat triage, I say we drag the slackers behind us in a cage, periodically dumping one out as bait. Anyone who can provide a survival skill and is not a complete dipshit can have a shot at staying. For someone to risk all life on the convoy for whatever reason...well, I won't waste a bullet. The carotid artery is very easy to find.
They excel in many areas. No zombies are making their way on the platform, you have a theoretically unlimited supply of fuel, machines to convert water, and you can fish for food. But on the other hand, at sea, machinery will break down eventually. And in the long term you still need a way to leave the thing, preferably by helicopter.
look dude i don't know about you but i have no idea how an oil rig operates
If an oil rig is that safe, there will likely be engineers still there, looking for more people to help out. It wouldn't be hard for them to just give you the basics of how to maintain the place. Shit these days almost runs its self.
ZSG says you don't need to run the major machines/drill at all, just use the stored fuel already there
I need everyone to know that I'm setting up a rallying point at my grandad's retirement property in central Texas, just outside of Leakey. If you live in the area
He's got 70 acres of hill country with excellent hunting and highly defensible terrain as well as it's own water supply. Power via a diesel generator will hold us for a bit until we can get everyone organized. After about one month of organizing, we roll out and we bring everyone who's able. The idea is to stockpile livestock and supplies and drop everything off at ZombiePAX, our bastion of survival.
Also, should anyone else have the ability, I'll have my grandad's HAM radio and callsign. Since it is mainly a hunting and ranching community, we will have access to feed, weapons, and ammunition.
'sup, Darth?
As a fellow pragmatist, what do we do with the uninfected humans judged unfit for the convoy? Do we leave them crippled in our wake, to slow down zombies on our trail? Or do we just put them out of their misery? Or perhaps we just leave them unmolested at the side of the road, to fend for themselves?
I point an accusing finger at mackingtheknife and Meissnerd.
turning on your own kind?
you're no american
Classic triage situation, duders. You always make the decision that will save the most people.
And what do you bring to the table, other than armed neighbors and a proclivity for homophobic jokes?
I thought so.
Since I have training in combat triage, I say we drag the slackers behind us in a cage, periodically dumping one out as bait. Anyone who can provide a survival skill and is not a complete dipshit can have a shot at staying. For someone to risk all life on the convoy for whatever reason...well, I won't waste a bullet. The carotid artery is very easy to find.
The only problem with the cage plan is that it leaves a trail for them to follow. If we dump them one at a time, I think that actually increases the risk. If we wait until we have a dozen or so in the cage, we can just break their knees and elbows, and leave them in a clump at the side of the road.
We would dump less frequently, and the zombie holdup would be greater.
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
but i'm thinking we'd probably be holed up somewhere in or near red rocks, which should be mostly on your way
liquor and women would be like my top priorities after survival, dude
I'll swing out if the situation calls for it; hopefully, you won't need my assistance, but if you do, I never leave a man/bottle/free sex behind. Semper Fucking Fi.
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
No malls and no capes okay?
but look malls have toughened glass which is basically going to stop zombies and also the steel shutters
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
No malls and no capes okay?
but look malls have toughened glass which is basically going to stop zombies and also the steel shutters
I just can't think of any time or place that the mall has been a good place to stop when the zombies are after you.
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
No malls and no capes okay?
No place is safe, only safer. And malls aren't either of those. Those windows will crash in, and there are too many doors to barricade. Not to mention too many nooks and crannies to search out for zombies.
There will be a hundred or more zombies in that mall, and many will have died behind counters or in restrooms. Some might have locked themselves into back rooms, and are now trapped zombies.
It is just taking too much of a risk with too little of a pay off.
Nobody suggest malls anymore. You suggest malls you are out of the convoy and we probably won't let you into ZombiePAX without at least 6 deep-dickings.
Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
No malls and no capes okay?
but look malls have toughened glass which is basically going to stop zombies and also the steel shutters
I just can't think of any time or place that the mall has been a good place to stop when the zombies are after you.
i guess
i guess it's a bit better than running naked through a field with 10,000 zombies right on your ass
but i'm thinking we'd probably be holed up somewhere in or near red rocks, which should be mostly on your way
liquor and women would be like my top priorities after survival, dude
I'll swing out if the situation calls for it; hopefully, you won't need my assistance, but if you do, I never leave a man/bottle/free sex behind. Semper Fucking Fi.
fuck yes
hopefully we'll just be able to meet somewhere midway between in the desert and regale each other with stories of bad-assery and get drunk and snipe at any zombies who might be out in the middle of nowhere
The only problem with the cage plan is that it leaves a trail for them to follow. If we dump them one at a time, I think that actually increases the risk. If we wait until we have a dozen or so in the cage, we can just break their knees and elbows, and leave them in a clump at the side of the road.
We would dump less frequently, and the zombie holdup would be greater.
It has problems, I'll grant you that. However, dumping them off all at once is only a stopgap. The real solution is to slit throats one at a time. If someone is hysterical or losing it, I can understand, but I will slap the shit out of someone to maintain control and discipline. If that doesn't work, it's the dirt nap.
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
the alternative of them being eaten and coming back to haunt you in unlife is better?
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
Tell them to bring a sense of humor or earplugs. My sister is one I would choose for the convoy; I love her to death and she's a hell of a tomboy. She could probably kick an ass or two, even though she's only 5'3".
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
Tell them to bring a sense of humor or earplugs. My sister is one I would choose for the convoy; I love her to death and she's a hell of a tomboy. She could probably kick an ass or two, even though she's only 5'3".
I have to say, I would be very hesitant to bring any women I cared about into this convoy. It seems like they would be in for a constant barrage of "cocks dicks olol."
the alternative of them being eaten and coming back to haunt you in unlife is better?
Let's just say that I'm ambivalent.
My sister would be a great addition: Strong, fit, and calm in the face of calamity. Also more than capable of saying "no," when she wanted to. As for women I date...well, I'm not a jealous guy, but being a comfort girl for a bunch of sweaty nerds from the interweb might not be their idea of a great future.
If we come across people we find unsuitable for our Zombie savior force it would be in our best interest to plug them so they don't tell other people that we're turning living humans away. If any of them go organized they might strike back at us out of vengeance and we'd have a two-front war on our hands.
So we have to be prepared to deal with:
Zombies (shamblers and draggers)
Quislings
LaMOEs (Last-Men-On-Earth, renegade, armed humans)
Bitten humans
Hostile raiders
Suicidal/Z-shocked humans (who might want to take others with them)
Zealots (who believe the zombie curse is the reckoning and may want to sabotage survivors)
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Since I have training in combat triage, I say we drag the slackers behind us in a cage, periodically dumping one out as bait. Anyone who can provide a survival skill and is not a complete dipshit can have a shot at staying. For someone to risk all life on the convoy for whatever reason...well, I won't waste a bullet. The carotid artery is very easy to find.
or have sex at them away
We would dump less frequently, and the zombie holdup would be greater.
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Malls have way too many windows. WAY too many. Not just that but think of how many infected there could be in a mall. Why don't we just hole up in a nice, open-air gazebo while we're at it?
No malls and no capes okay?
I'll swing out if the situation calls for it; hopefully, you won't need my assistance, but if you do, I never leave a man/bottle/free sex behind. Semper Fucking Fi.
No place is safe, only safer. And malls aren't either of those. Those windows will crash in, and there are too many doors to barricade. Not to mention too many nooks and crannies to search out for zombies.
There will be a hundred or more zombies in that mall, and many will have died behind counters or in restrooms. Some might have locked themselves into back rooms, and are now trapped zombies.
It is just taking too much of a risk with too little of a pay off.
i guess it's a bit better than running naked through a field with 10,000 zombies right on your ass
maybe
fuck yes
hopefully we'll just be able to meet somewhere midway between in the desert and regale each other with stories of bad-assery and get drunk and snipe at any zombies who might be out in the middle of nowhere
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or this one
they are both close to my house and have lots of picturesque sex-making oppurtunities
It has problems, I'll grant you that. However, dumping them off all at once is only a stopgap. The real solution is to slit throats one at a time. If someone is hysterical or losing it, I can understand, but I will slap the shit out of someone to maintain control and discipline. If that doesn't work, it's the dirt nap.
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Both seem pretty zombie-friendly.
If that's what you're going for.
You cut a hole, son.
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...I'm not 100% on which is worse, either.
Also, if you love them enough, they turn into a hot model chick, but only if no one else is around.
the alternative of them being eaten and coming back to haunt you in unlife is better?
Tell them to bring a sense of humor or earplugs. My sister is one I would choose for the convoy; I love her to death and she's a hell of a tomboy. She could probably kick an ass or two, even though she's only 5'3".
I bet that's what Bryan Boitano would do.
Second one looks more secure
Plus wow, swanky
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It would have been perfect if she were 5'2".
My sister would be a great addition: Strong, fit, and calm in the face of calamity. Also more than capable of saying "no," when she wanted to. As for women I date...well, I'm not a jealous guy, but being a comfort girl for a bunch of sweaty nerds from the interweb might not be their idea of a great future.
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Silly Jordyn, you need to prepare before the attack.
I have mine already!
Please say yes
tdeemer: you need the shield emblem key from the industrial incinerator before you can open the room with the spade key but aside from that nada
So we have to be prepared to deal with:
Zombies (shamblers and draggers)
Quislings
LaMOEs (Last-Men-On-Earth, renegade, armed humans)
Bitten humans
Hostile raiders
Suicidal/Z-shocked humans (who might want to take others with them)
Zealots (who believe the zombie curse is the reckoning and may want to sabotage survivors)