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things that suck in the morning
Knob
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this morning i woke up and the bead on my p.a. ring had swiveled back down my donghole
getting it back out was an adventure in fuck this morning
how are you
getting it back out was an adventure in fuck this morning
how are you
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still better than you
oh man
you passed out first at a party, huh
That is a fact I really did not need to know about you.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Hate that.
If you expend that to the forums then you know at least one person.
then it goes away during the day and i'm fine
then when i go back to bed at night it starts up again
i thought it was something in my room but i've slept in a couple different rooms and same thing
Dang, I didn't know R. Kelly posts here.
i get that every couple of months
no idea what causes it
Try a humidifier.
I wish noon was the new 8 a.m.
also the lady wanted to cuddle and was asleep on top of me but good lord I needed a pee
But mostly it sucks to wake up because your idiot neighbour guns his motorcycle at 5 in the goddamn morning
Oh, and the dogs around here sometimes all bark at once in a concerted effort to wake me up
it happened the other night when we put the AC on for the first time since last summer. I thought it was allergies but I was playing with cats last night and my throat didn't bother me then
That's a good idea. I'll look into it, thanks
It was the AC that did it, you might want to check if the AC filter needs to be changed but yeah a humidifier will help.
It is probably the motorcycle choke and not him intentionally being loud.
That's what I thought, but it happened after like 2 hours before I even went to sleep. I turned it off because I assumed it was the filter (and it hasn't been on since), but my throat's been acting up since then.
We're definitely gonna check out the filter, though
No doubt
And I'm sure the dog owners don't go up to their beloved pets and beat them with a stick in order to have them bark at the most inopportune moment
But it's still a pain in the ass
and then put on my underwear without toweling off
and then I realized I work today
what
this is half the fun of being a dog owner
o snap.
My favorite is when I'm so tired that I fall asleep standing up in the shower. I usually snap out of it in a minute or two, but those days are always the worst days at work.
So I guess I skipped all that morning bullshit without a problem.
"Alright that fucker who works nights is probably dropping off to sleep just... about... now!"
And then they proceed to bray the daylights out of the dog
Oh shit I do that on the bus all the time
So much so that when I tried to intentionally sleep during a coach trip, I kept waking myself up out of force of habit
my friend told me about this time when he got out of the hot shower and it was cold, so he curled up in a ball under the towel and fell asleep on the ground.
think it was like 20 minutes before somebody woke him up banging on the door
hell yes
like already said, a humidifier will probably solve your problems.
or tell that guy to stop putting his dick in your mouth while you sleep
one of those two things should do the trick
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Nobody can stop the spiders from crawling into your mouth.
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*shudder*
thats always nice
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did this the week before last
it is still puffy and sore
do you have a big cool bruise and crutches!?