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  • TrusTrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    My Thor and Siege tanks army laughs at the zerg. Oh and Hellions and Marines due to gas constraints.

    Lings actually do pretty good against marauders.

    I have crushed thor/tank armies with speedlings and hydras

    Trus on
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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    The Hellions and marines help a lot, but the most important part of that army is the tanks. You have to have a lot of tanks and be smart about the placement of them. It is very hard for a zerg to over come that, especially since they rely so heavily on expanding around the map all you have to do is set up your tanks and send the thors in and they can't make a counter attack.

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kelor wrote: »
    Man so I went to add Diablo to my Battle.net account and it turns out I've had a Starcraft Beta sitting there for ages.

    How large is the client?

    like 500gb, there's no way you'll be able to play it, give me your beta >.>

    seriously though its about 1.5gb IIRC

    Dhalphir on
  • SlicerSlicer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kelor wrote: »
    Man so I went to add Diablo to my Battle.net account and it turns out I've had a Starcraft Beta sitting there for ages.

    How large is the client?

    I forget the exact size of the client but the installation folder is about 2.5 GB so that's the max (though I think the client is smaller than that but I don't remember that much).

    Slicer on
  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DebaserZbs wrote: »
    If you're ever wondering to yourself what to get in a zerg matchup in the mid-game, the answer is probably hydras and roaches.

    The problem is the marauders hit so damn hard against the roaches. It's tough for me to keep bases intact whenever someone springs the ball on my base while I'm out preparing to attack his. A couple of my fights have ended with both sides rushing to destroy the other base in time.

    I would love to spring a murder of mutalisks on the ball and take it out, but as well all know they are made of paper mache and peanut brittle.

    your roaches hit marauders harder than the marauders hit your roaches

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DebaserZbs wrote: »
    If you're ever wondering to yourself what to get in a zerg matchup in the mid-game, the answer is probably hydras and roaches.

    The problem is the marauders hit so damn hard against the roaches. It's tough for me to keep bases intact whenever someone springs the ball on my base while I'm out preparing to attack his. A couple of my fights have ended with both sides rushing to destroy the other base in time.

    I would love to spring a murder of mutalisks on the ball and take it out, but as well all know they are made of paper mache and peanut brittle.

    your roaches hit marauders harder than the marauders hit your roaches

    and I'm fairly sure, assuming equal macro ability, a Zerg player will have more roaches than a Terran player will have Marauders.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just finished watching this Terran vs. Zerg. It was a pretty entertaining game in the end.

    qxc vs. sheth

    I think the game starts around the 3 minute mark in the video if you don't want to listen to the initial stuff.

    Aegeri on
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  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    China vs USA LIVE!
    http://www.teamliquid.net/video/userstream.php?user=TheGunrun
    Format looks cool, it's like a mixture of all-kill format and the regular stuff.

    Kinda shitty stream unfortunately.

    e: Nony is one of the commentators, dunno who the other two dudes are. They're not trying to commentate too hard it seems :P

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    My Thor and Siege tanks army laughs at the zerg.

    Until broodlords make all your tanks blow up the thors and then themselves. Not to mention roaches can handle thors pretty well and can be easily mass produced compared to the much more expensive thor. A roach/muta army can handle thor/tanks pretty well.

    Aegeri on
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  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Artosis just rolled some guy.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    By that time I usually get vikings.


    Oh and Ace got wrecked.

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  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    My Thor and Siege tanks army laughs at the zerg.

    Until broodlords make all your tanks blow up the thors and then themselves. Not to mention roaches can handle thors pretty well and can be easily mass produced compared to the much more expensive thor. A roach/muta army can handle thor/tanks pretty well.
    Thors manhandle roaches (2-shotting them while being repaired), but you are right about broodlords ruining anybody who brought siege tanks. Two broodlords and suddenly the tanks are firing at the MMM ball.

    The thing to remember about roaches (that so many seem to forget) is that they're useless on their own. Marines will kill them quite efficiently with a little care given to unit placement by the Terran. It'll just take a while—which is why you can do well combining them with other units, especially hydras.

    Also, I'm online right now. DeadMenRise.rime

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.

    He's livin the dream man, livin the dream.

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.

    He's livin the dream man, livin the dream.

    He was looking awkward as hell hahaha.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • StreltsyStreltsy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.
    IlnFl.jpg

    :lol:

    And he won a mystery box!

    Streltsy on
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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Streltsy wrote: »
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.
    IlnFl.jpg

    :lol:

    And he won a mystery box!

    Any video of that match?

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  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just happened so no... I don't know if we'll get any either since it was a Chinese stream.

    They're playing War3 matches now, I suspect they're alternating with SC/War3 so maybe we'll see some more in half an hour.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thank god that wc3 game ended.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Streltsy wrote: »
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.
    IlnFl.jpg

    :lol:

    And he won a mystery box!

    WHAT IS IN THE BOX>?!?!?!

    I MUST KNOW!

    Aegeri on
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The head of the dude who just lost to him.

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Streltsy wrote: »
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.
    IlnFl.jpg

    :lol:

    And he won a mystery box!

    WHAT IS IN THE BOX>?!?!?!

    I MUST KNOW!

    JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND.

    e: USA vs China is back
    http://www.teamliquid.net/video/userstream.php?user=boesthius&chat=0
    Shitty stream I know.

    OH goddamit it's still War3 this is balls.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thank god that wc3 game ended.

    shut your whore mouth

    wc3 owns

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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    WHAT THE FUCK!? Did anyone see the gigabyte commercial?

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  • DangeriskDangerisk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    WHAT THE FUCK!? Did anyone see the gigabyte commercial?

    It's great stuff.

    Dangerisk on
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be DANGERISK.
  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i dont even....

    Seriously...I need to watch more asian television.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ahahahahhaha.
    Ok I infested this thor, and he picks it up with his medivac while my infestor dick is traveling to the thor. It hit the thor when the medivac picks it up, he flys back to the back, the infestor thing is attached this whole time, and when he drops it off in his base the thor is mine. Hmmm.

    TheStig on
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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Turtles sure are fast, I really want usb 3.0 now.

    Fizban140 on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fiz, come help me test some stuff!

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I just got on BC2...how long you going to be on?

    Fizban140 on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    I just got on BC2...how long you going to be on?

    probably another 30min

    TheStig on
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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I will get on now.

    Fizban140 on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    So frustrated.

    Just had a random 2v2 with the biggest idiot I have ever seen play.

    Dude straight up built nothing but hatcheries. Nothing but hatcheries. He built three in his base and four outside his base.

    And he had no units.

    This was after I committed everything I had into doing a reaper rush and destroying one of our opponents.

    So all that was left was for us to charge into the other dude's base and win.

    But no, he's busy expanding and building fucking hatcheries. So he has zero units except for drones.

    We lose because I foolishly try to save his base and end up being wiped out.

    I cannot fathom how stupid you have to be in order to do that.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KamiKami Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Munkus I'm the most bottom-tier Copper on Earth and I'd at least make Marines ohdear.png

    Kami on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man


    So, ZvZ is probably my best matchup so far.

    2 of my last 3 ZvZ games were them going for Roaches. Well, my FE->Speedlings Don't like Roaches. I beat them well enough. They'd eventually be able to hold off my pushes, but only have mass roaches. Mutaling mops them up.

    Last guy I just faced went FE-speedlings, into Mutaling.

    Well what beats Mutaling?

    Hydrabane.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So frustrated.

    Just had a random 2v2 with the biggest idiot I have ever seen play.

    Dude straight up built nothing but hatcheries. Nothing but hatcheries. He built three in his base and four outside his base.

    And he had no units.

    This was after I committed everything I had into doing a reaper rush and destroying one of our opponents.

    So all that was left was for us to charge into the other dude's base and win.

    But no, he's busy expanding and building fucking hatcheries. So he has zero units except for drones.

    We lose because I foolishly try to save his base and end up being wiped out.

    I cannot fathom how stupid you have to be in order to do that.

    Dude, fuck you. Those hatcheries needed just a little longer. He was just about to get a spawning pool. Then what? Eight lairs. One Infestors Pit later?

    Eight Hives.


    Had you been a better teammate and kept him alive, he'd have had a... Hivemind.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Kami wrote: »
    Munkus I'm the most bottom-tier Copper on Earth and I'd at least make Marines ohdear.png

    Fantastic. Let's get this guy a medal. He'll build marines. You're smarter than half the idiots I have to play with in random 2v2.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    So frustrated.

    Just had a random 2v2 with the biggest idiot I have ever seen play.

    Dude straight up built nothing but hatcheries. Nothing but hatcheries. He built three in his base and four outside his base.

    And he had no units.

    This was after I committed everything I had into doing a reaper rush and destroying one of our opponents.

    So all that was left was for us to charge into the other dude's base and win.

    But no, he's busy expanding and building fucking hatcheries. So he has zero units except for drones.

    We lose because I foolishly try to save his base and end up being wiped out.

    I cannot fathom how stupid you have to be in order to do that.

    Dude, fuck you. Those hatcheries needed just a little longer. He was just about to get a spawning pool. Then what? Eight lairs. One Infestors Pit later?

    Eight Hives.


    Had you been a better teammate and kept him alive, he'd have had a... Hivemind.

    Oh no, he had a spawning pool. And a roach warren.

    And an infestor pit.


    AND A HIVE.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So frustrated.

    Just had a random 2v2 with the biggest idiot I have ever seen play.

    Dude straight up built nothing but hatcheries. Nothing but hatcheries. He built three in his base and four outside his base.

    And he had no units.

    This was after I committed everything I had into doing a reaper rush and destroying one of our opponents.

    So all that was left was for us to charge into the other dude's base and win.

    But no, he's busy expanding and building fucking hatcheries. So he has zero units except for drones.

    We lose because I foolishly try to save his base and end up being wiped out.

    I cannot fathom how stupid you have to be in order to do that.

    Dude, fuck you. Those hatcheries needed just a little longer. He was just about to get a spawning pool. Then what? Eight lairs. One Infestors Pit later?

    Eight Hives.


    Had you been a better teammate and kept him alive, he'd have had a... Hivemind.

    Oh no, he had a spawning pool. And a roach warren.

    And an infestor pit.


    AND A HIVE.

    He was just trying to tech Straight to Ultras.

    I'm doing that. Teching STRAIGHT to Ultras.

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  • Some_tall_guySome_tall_guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Streltsy wrote: »
    Dangerisk wrote: »
    So... Artosis is on stage with like 6 scantily clad chinese girls right now after rolling some dude.
    IlnFl.jpg

    :lol:

    And he won a mystery box!

    Its a dick in a box

    Some_tall_guy on
    LOL ZEALURKS
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