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Large Hadron Collider

MKRMKR Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Ever since the dawn of man we have strived to smash things together at higher and higher velocities. From smashing flint to create fire, to smashing cars together for enjoyment, society has always been improved by more and faster smashing.

We knew what happened when really big things smashed together--big explosions.

Then some guy said "I wonder what would happen if we smashed really tiny things together." And so the particle accelerator was born.

http://www.aip.org/history/lawrence/epa.htm
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John D. Cockcroft and Ernest Walton at the Cavendish Laboratory in Cambridge, England, sought a way into the nucleus through a prediction of quantum mechanics. George Gamow had suggested that a particle with too little energy to overcome the electrical repulsion of the nucleus through the barrier. (The trick was that the energy of the particle was not actually well-defined, according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle). In 1930 Cockcroft and Walton used a 200-kilovolt transformer to accelerate protons down a straight discharge tube, but they concluded that Gamow's tunnelling did not work and decided to seek higher energies.

To penetrate the nucleus, Cockcroft and Walton built a voltage multiplier that used an intricate stack of capacitors connected by rectifying diodes as switches. By opening and closing switches in proper sequence they could build up a potential of 800 kilovolts from a transformer of 200 kilovolts. They used the potential to accelerate protons down an evacuated tube eight feet long. In 1932 they put a lithium target at the end of the tube and found that protons disintegrated a lithium nucleus into two alpha particles. A Soviet team in Kharkov found the same result several months later.

In plain English, they wanted to impress the ladies.

Over many years, science built progressively larger and more powerful machines as we reached the limits of each power level. Then Jesus came down to earth and asked CERN to build the Large Hadron Collider to bring forth the four horsemen of the apocalypse through a black hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

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By order of King Larlar, this is the thread were we talk about the LHC.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hardons colliding

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    has it killed us all yet?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hardon lolol

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I saw this in a Tom Hanks movie

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that first picture looks like a reactor core from Iron Man

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    has it killed us all yet?

    The actual answer is yes and no.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Linksville wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    has it killed us all yet?

    The actual answer is yes and no.

    Schrodinger's Hadron

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Linksville wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    has it killed us all yet?

    The actual answer is yes and no.

    the lesser know higgs-schrodinger boson

    EDIT: FUCK

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    higgs-scrotumer boson

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanks to time traveling LHC Obamasalists every thread is a megethread

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They're going to be so surprised when 'God did it' turns out to be written on the inside of all the particles.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't think anyone noticed the names in my carefully chosen excerpt.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nah man, I got it. It's funny.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heh.

    Walton.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So is this thing back up and running again.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ALSO

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    its me irl

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When do we start figuring out how gravity works

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Harrier wrote: »
    When do we start figuring out how gravity works

    pure motherfuckin magic - shaggy 2 dope

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is this thread about magnets?

    How do they work?

    Is it magic?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When is a kind of dorky and clumsy scientist going to stumble into the Hadron Collider two minutes right before the door locks behind him and it goes off?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is this thread about magnets?

    How do they work?

    Is it magic?

    The magnet is all "weeeoooooweeeeeoooooo" and the iron is like "oh hi, let me face you."

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    I am spending way too much time with this site

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When is a kind of dorky and clumsy scientist going to stumble into the Hadron Collider two minutes right before the door locks behind him and it goes off?

    Don't worry. After being ripped apart he'll come back with superpowers and an urge to be naked all the time.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2010

    A three-dimensional DOS computer. God that game was awesome.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    All I know is that when some giant gate opens up and dragons coming flying forth I'm making a beeline for a castle and stocking up on my magnesium tipped C4 arrows and crossbows. Also I will grow a manly beard.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God I can't wait for that so I can finally have an excuse to carry a sword around.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The fuck is a sword gonna do to dragons, are you fucking joking trent.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The fuck is a sword gonna do to dragons, are you fucking joking trent.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is a baby dragon, also its not dead yet.

    Also it is eating that horse, so fuck off your sword is queer.

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  • Chia MountainChia Mountain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've been waiting for a 10th dimensional omniverse available in a suspended state of past/future for a while now. I think just the potential of my being enveloping the entire universe in all realized and unrealized realities would look good on a resume.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is a baby dragon, also its not dead yet.

    Also it is eating that horse, so fuck off your sword is queer.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am not sure that is a dragon at all. It looks a lot like a mutant frog to me.

    Of course, there is merit in being a slayer of giant mutant frogs, too.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010

    It's kinda sad that the graphics for that were so highly praised at the time, but now I look at the hi-res and just think it looks amateurish.

    Still, I'd love to give the game a spin one day. I only ever played it at a friend's place, so didn't get more than about 10 minutes in.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    damn this thread is just making me more excited for monster hunter tri

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