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Killer Wii

ThatGregJerkThatGregJerk Registered User new member
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Mother of three drinks herself to death in an effort to procure electronic babysitter.

NYT: A 28-year-old suburban Sacramento woman died of apparent “water intoxication” after participating in a contest — “Hold Your Wee for a Wii”

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/01/15/too-high-a-price-for-a-wii/

Social darwinisim? or another example of how the game console is a box of trapped evil souls in torment created in the infernal workshops of the outer darkness to enslave and destroy all human kind. and play mario kart.

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Another legendary thread to be posted in.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congratulations, you have made the ten thousandth thread about this

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Third time's a charm.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    :roll:

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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This wasn't even interesting the first time.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    shocking news

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Good job making a new account just to post some old news everybody already heard about. I hate all the things that you are.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lol.. man isnt this like the 4th time? do people actually look? or are they OMG NEWS STORY NEW TOPIC!

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    lol.. man isnt this like the 4th time? do people actually look? or are they OMG NEWS STORY NEW TOPIC!

    lol ya it is, omg

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well at least this isn't another goddamn new music thread.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I wanna kill you by punching intoxication

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    THIS IS A DISASTER

    NINTENDO SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OH THE HUMANITY

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    im glad my torrent is done.. it crippled my internets significantly, and when im snowed in that was an issue.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AHH! wrote:
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    OH THE HUMANIWII

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    THE HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    OH THE HUMANIWII

    <3

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I submit that we make this thread about boats instead.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    OH THE HUMANIWII

    <3

    That was actually a predictable act of horrible posting, you are both banned

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I submit that we make this thread about boats instead.
    I'm sure if we wait just a moment, the OP will be back to let us know that the Titanic just struck an iceberg.

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Am I the only person who expected this to be locked within about 8 posts?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I submit that we make this thread about boats instead.
    I'm sure if we wait just a moment, the OP will be back to let us know that the Titanic just struck an iceberg.

    Get the fuck out of town! Are you serious?!? Shit, when was this?

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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Damn, I wish I had the one where Gabe throws the new topic button.

    Alas.

    EDIT: Hey Darth, sup?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I submit that we make this thread about boats instead.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I submit that we make this thread about boats instead.
    I'm sure if we wait just a moment, the OP will be back to let us know that the Titanic just struck an iceberg.
    Drunk launches boat full of animals.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon, haven't we already been over the wii statements

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i do not know which post that giant rolleyes was in response to (please clarify)

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    i do not know which post that giant rolleyes was in response to (please clarify)

    The OP's. But, it took me a while to find it, so it got on the damned second page. Had you read my next statement though, you would have realized this.

    nahh, just kidding.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dead Legend wrote:
    naporeon, haven't we already been over the wii statements
    It was all for you, Dead.

    All for you.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hello, Indigo. Have you made me that sammich yet? How about the pasta?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Dead Legend wrote:
    naporeon, haven't we already been over the wii statements
    It was all for you, Dead.

    All for you.

    it's cool i am abusing some vicodin right now and reading world war z

    and ultimately that and reading these posts has less potential of me going insane

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This just in:

    The Germans have just sunk the Lusitania.

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