D&D Mspaint Adventures (rules p1)

ElJeffe

The Lawbot 2000 finds itself inexplicably attracted to the small fleshy doctor-being.

bsjezz

I enquire if anyone amongst the party has a niece or nephew.

Noom

There are no legal women in the area to be impressed by Dr. Erotic, but there are some men who are curiously aroused.

Senjutsu

Noom wrote:

There are no legal women in the area to be impressed by Dr. Erotic, but there are some men who are curiously aroused.

I write them a prescriptions for 5cc's of hot beef injection, and vote we go find this Kandada place.

I hear they have hot womens there.

Dynagrip

Jesus, Noom. Don't kill yourself with this. Use booze and drugs instead.

bsjezz

"Kanada, eh? Well, comrades, it seems an evil plan is afoot! I say we should honour the wishes of Captain Awesome and quash this plan as a Little Woodswallow would quash a worm!"

I use my Crow's Flight Navigation System to draw up a list of possible routes to Mount Noom.

Hacksaw

It's off to Kanadada then? Great, I'll pack my winter saws.

Kusuguttai

I use my powers of bear to search for more peanut buttery ammunition for my top hat

Look Out it's Sabs!

I go look for some more ammunition and a fresh cigar, since I have been smoking the same one for gods know how long and I guess I will follow the rest to "Kanada".

One Thousand Cables

I follow the others to Kanada, but stop at a hardware store or something to get a new cable, first.

Jinnigan

bsjezz wrote:

I enquire if anyone amongst the party has a niece or nephew.

"I've a nephew named Daniel; why do you ask? In fact, I think he's living in Kandadeada right now."

ElJeffe

I reprogram myself such that Kandada is within my jurisdiction, and head out with the others.

Irond Will

I look up Mount Noom on i dunno Google Maps. You know, for driving directions.

redx

"hey, wait, isn't Mt Noom, in Clitish Brolombia? I heard they gots good weed thier. Sweet"


Strike up convestion with rich bird guy about transportation to Kandada, also about the posiblity of a backpack, with wings, that would let me fly and could go on over my bunny suit. I saw it in a cartoon once.

Jinnigan

I smoke a stylish cigar.

I also wonder if there is anything in the pockets of this coat of mine.

ElJeffe

Jinnigan wrote:

I smoke a stylish cigar.

I also wonder if there is anything in the pockets of this coat of mine.

It's not a Cuban cigar, is it, citizen?

Shinto

I quietly slip a folded paper envelope full of hash behind the belt of the Lawbot without it noticing, saving it for later.

Jinnigan

ElJeffe wrote:

Jinnigan wrote:

I smoke a stylish cigar.

I also wonder if there is anything in the pockets of this coat of mine.

It's not a Cuban cigar, is it, citizen?

"Why, I'm not really sure. Here, why don't you take a look?," handing over the still-lit cigar, as well as a thick cloud of cigar smoke.

redx

I pour myself a drink, and while wandering around the ruined bar, pocket one of the little round ball jobbies from one of the rapebot's antenna's.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

ElJeffe wrote:

I write up a citation for attempted screwing in public and slap it on that broken Screw-o-tron 9000 thingy.

I then write up tickets for all present for engaging in superheroics without a permit.

I then try to determine if my superior robotic brain is of any use in tracking the source of the rapebots.

I attempt to claim innocence and protest my ticket, clearly someone as adorable and sweet and I could not do such a thing.

bsjezz

Jinnigan wrote:

bsjezz wrote:

I enquire if anyone amongst the party has a niece or nephew.

"I've a nephew named Daniel; why do you ask? In fact, I think he's living in Kandadeada right now."

"Nothing important, but I suggest you stay here. The place we are going will likely be dangerous. A villian's heavily defended headquarters is no place for an uncle."

Noom

Look Out it's Sabs!

Why is he talking about me? Or are they talking about that giant robot redx talked to? It be cooler if it was me, just saying.

Noom

Irond Will wrote:

I look up Mount Noom on i dunno Google Maps. You know, for driving directions.

You find a map on "Hand drawn maps dot com.com"

bsjezz

"Assuming my Crow's Flight Navigation System is correct - and it has been correct in the past - there are four routes to Mt. Noom. We can traverse the toucan-inhabited jungles of bra-hill, the penguin supporting ice-caps of the western poles, through the urban sprawl of Tremopolis, where we are likely to encounter rare breeds of pigeon, or straight up highway 63. But I warn you - highway 63 may prove difficult. The Mount Noom exit is just past a sharp corner and I always overshoot the blasted thing. Although we can stop for Taco Bell!"

I bang my navigation system to see if it's working properly.

Edit:

"Well. I guess that answers that question."

redx

obtain road soda(ideally in a brown paper bag, to prevent detection by copbot).
calling shotgun in Rocket Hawk's whip.
snagging little red ball thing from rapbot..
Chatting up idea of over bunny suit, winged flying backpackdealie with Rocket Hawk.

Look Out it's Sabs!

I'm going to cling onto redx's costume, my nails should be sharp enough, plus I'm getting lazy after all that button pushing.

Senjutsu

I vote we stop at a strip club or two on the way.

Look Out it's Sabs!

Senjutsu wrote:

I vote we stop at a strip club or two on the way.

I second.

redx

it is not a well know fact, but rabbit don't have laps.

Of course, they are lapin, so for a creative stripper, that is not a problem.

I don't know about guys in rabbit suits, but I'm willing to give it a shot*.





*money shot

Senjutsu

"Hmmmm. You've got a fever, red. And the only prescription is titties"

Look Out it's Sabs!

Senjutsu wrote:

"Hmmmm. You've got a fever, red. And the only prescription is titties"

To the strip club!

Hacksaw

ElJeffe wrote:

Jinnigan wrote:

I smoke a stylish cigar.

I also wonder if there is anything in the pockets of this coat of mine.

It's not a Cuban cigar, is it, citizen?

Back off, bot; I've got metal saws.

redx

Looks at perscription, and reads aloud.

"Take two every thirty minutes with alcohol. Motorboat as needed."

"Well, I'm not one to ignore doctor orders. To the striptorium!"

ElJeffe

Hacksaw wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

Jinnigan wrote:

I smoke a stylish cigar.

I also wonder if there is anything in the pockets of this coat of mine.

It's not a Cuban cigar, is it, citizen?

Back off, bot; I've got metal saws.

...

...

Very well.

I follow the gang to the strip joint to ensure that my cohort is cared for to the fullest extent of the law.

I also look for hot femmebots.

bsjezz

I follow everyone to the stripclub after being assured there will be birds. Specifically, chicks.

edit:

I become greatly excited at the prospect of seeing tits and boobies.

Shinto

We were in the angry dragon plains just outside of Kanada when the drugs began to take hold . . .

Casual Eddy

This is great! I love your style of drawing.

Premier kakos

I follow my cohorts to the strip club. While there, I attempt to carefully examine the area bounded by the curves of the strippers using some advanced calculus.

redx

Shinto wrote:

We were in the angry dragon plains just outside of Kanada when the drugs began to take hold . . .

^obviously should be driving the red shark, with dr erotic.

I don't belive the wonder kids have ever been in a convertible before.

shame I can't draw.