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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    the coolest thing about this movie is that it looks like christopher mintz-plasse is going to actually have a career

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the dude needs some serious voice lessons to really make it

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    just about every movie he's been in since superbad has been better than superbad, except for maybe year one even though I liked year one

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    tell her you like her whispering eye!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I liked Superbad and I'm glad to see he isn't being typecast as some lame nerd type.

    Although he played a lame nerd type in Role Models and that movie was a lot funnier then I expected.

    edit: the line "that looks like shrek's piss" cracks me up, even now.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    well he was a different lame nerd in role models

    in superbad he was the overconfident dweeb, in role models he was more introverted except when he was ON THE BATTLEFIELD

    and in this one he isn't even lame!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    he wasn't lame because his dad is sinestro

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    well he was a different lame nerd in role models

    in superbad he was the overconfident dweeb, in role models he was more introverted except when he was ON THE BATTLEFIELD

    and in this one he isn't even lame!

    and yet people cannot understand that michael cera plays a different awkward dude in every movie he is in

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    it had paul rudd so I wasn't surprised

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    role models is fucking hilarious
    i cannot get over that movie ever


    actually stepbrothers really surprised me at how hilarious it was

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My favorite part of Stepbrothers was probably when they are forced to get real jobs and act like adults, for some reason that part cracked me up.

    I'm kind of tired of Will Ferrel but that movie was a bit better then I expected. Hot Rod was a lot better then I expected, though.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just can't gain any interest in this movie, which is weird because it looks like its going out of its way to appeal to me.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I want to watch I love you man just because of that one interview where paul rudd and jason segal are super fucking high

    gideon

    dude i love you man is fantastic

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hahaha!

    "you're laughing and you just can't stop!"
    "i'm just really hungry!"

    hoooly shit. the epitome of being high

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just got back from Kick-Ass, with Mr Richard and Thanatos. Ran into Framling and Jordyn after.

    It might be that my group of four split three pitchers of beer at the 21+ theatre, but damn, that was a fun movie.

    The first two issues of the comic seem pretty cool too.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    man why doesnt my shitty town have a 21+ theater
    i want to get drunk and look at movies :(

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This movie is acceptable.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also I was pleasantly surpised to find myself paying attention to Dave, even in the midst of Hit-Girl and Big Daddy.

    The protagonist did not bore me at all!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The film's biggest flaw was casting Mark Strong, because for like a second I thought he was Stanley Tucci and that was a disappointment that haunted me the rest of the film.

    Though that wasn't near as bad as when I spent the entirety of Sherlock Holmes desperately trying to deduce whether or not he was Andy Garcia.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck you Mark Strong, where the hell did you even come from?

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    That movie was pretty fucking good and if you're worried about I love you man being a good movie.. this is an actual line from the movie "He's fighting Lou Farigno! I gotta go!"

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I really really enjoyed Kick Ass.
    Some of the scenes were just so over the top and Nic Cage stole the goddamn show whenever he was in costume.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Please tell me Cage says "I'm Batman" at some point.

    Hell, even just a blooper.

    I need to believe.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Though that wasn't near as bad as when I spent the entirety of Sherlock Holmes desperately trying to deduce whether or not he was Andy Garcia.
    Until you said this just now, I 100% thought that was Andy Garcia. I didn't watch the credits and had no reason to believe otherwise.

    Goddammit.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Please tell me Cage says "I'm Batman" at some point.

    Hell, even just a blooper.

    I need to believe.
    Well one of the gangsters says batman stole his coke.

    Well he didnt say batman. He said like batman, with a cape and a mask!

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Please tell me Cage says "I'm Batman" at some point.

    Hell, even just a blooper.

    I need to believe.
    Well one of the gangsters says batman stole his coke.

    Well he didnt say batman. He said like batman, with a cape and a mask!

    I never used the word "batman"!

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    SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this was the most ridiculous movie ever and i loved every second of it

    i saw the trailers and i was like 'i hope this is like superbad but with everyone getting shot in the head'
    it delivered

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pleNACHRadc

    like, seriously high as fuck goddamn
    the interviewer guy looks exactly like a chubby british michael cera

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    The film's biggest flaw was casting Mark Strong, because for like a second I thought he was Stanley Tucci and that was a disappointment that haunted me the rest of the film.

    Hahaha, I thought that at first, too.

    Stanley Tucci and Mark Strong need to kiss or do it or something

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Please tell me Cage says "I'm Batman" at some point.

    Hell, even just a blooper.

    I need to believe.

    what why would you want this

    that's hella dumb

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    let's play "Which is Stanley Tucci and which is Mark Strong?"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    it's this one

    this one is Stanley Tucci

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am so angry that this movie is not playing in my city. Fuck you Carmike cinema, I don't care if you're having a disagreement with the studio or whatever. I live in a state capital and there is only one god damn movie theater.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    speaking of looking at tits, it was total bullshit that there weren't any in this movie

    they came so close to showing them twice and just didn't

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Please tell me Cage says "I'm Batman" at some point.

    Hell, even just a blooper.

    I need to believe.

    what why would you want this

    that's hella dumb

    it's Goatmon

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    violence is one thing

    but tits

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There were hot african tits Keith.

    Quit bein all racist about it.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    violence is one thing

    but tits

    working at a video game store and having to explain M rated games to parents i get this all the time

    it is so frustrating

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok, so I found a theater playing kick ass but its an hour and ten minutes away. Is it worth that long of a drive to see?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Saw this last night. Sooo good. Loved it so much, especially all the silly one liners. The narrating reminded me a bit of Wanted, but enjoyable and not annoying. Hit Girl was awesome. And Nicholas cage in this was amazing, makes me realize just how good an actor he really is. Wanna rewatch it just for the hit girl hallway scene. Also liked the changes they made compared to the comic version. In summary, A+

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