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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense

    well of course

    you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nothing will save you from my DUEL KATANAS.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense

    well of course

    you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?

    Cept your mexican partner was always a double agent and he doesn't show up to hold the bullets for you, and your wrists forged of jerking muscles can't stand the heat, you are gunned down like a bitch.

    HEY FUCK YOU ANJIN THESE ARE KATANA NIGHT STICKS, FUCK YOU GO DO YOUR OWN THING ALWAYS STEALING MY SHIT

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    alright deadpool

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Nothing will save you from my DUEL KATANAS.

    fucking 2 ninja bodyguards with TWO KATANAS EACH

    eat that shit motherfucker

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Deadpool ain't the first mother fucker to rock duals, and he is pretty shit so don't you even.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NOT A FUCKING HOSPITAL ON THIS EARTH GONNA PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER

    LIKE SOME SORTA FUCKING JENGA TOWER THAT FELL OVER THAT TURNED OUT TO BE PUZZLE PIECES AND THEY'RE ALL YOUR DEAD ASS

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    slow down on them caps chief, theres a tax going around and you gotta pay

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cap deeze nuts pip

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense

    well of course

    you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?

    Cept your mexican partner was always a double agent and he doesn't show up to hold the bullets for you, and your wrists forged of jerking muscles can't stand the heat, you are gunned down like a bitch.

    don't worry

    my friend wildey will never let me down

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FUCK YOU, YOU ARE LIKE THAT BOT THAT RETWEET MY TWEET WHERE I WAS YELLING SHIT AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU GUY"

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    anjin why you trying to be hard

    shouldn't you be off menstruating somewhere

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tlb just cause you have an av/sig of Clint Eastwood it don't mean you are shit.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck it

    IED defense

    bleeding edge shit. stuff a bomb in a thermos

    then when a dude is like "GOT THE TIME?"

    you can just throw what he presumes to be campbell's tomato soup at him but it's instead a bomb

    i mean, the radius is a little overzealous but it's a fucking shortsighted method of self defense!

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you get a blast proof thermos and open the cap and point it towards them.

    YOU WANT SOME OF THESE CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS YOU COMEANDGETIT

    Also anjin get in vent playing SWAT 4

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tlb just cause you have an av/sig of Clint Eastwood it don't mean you are shit.

    ohh shit

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    tlb just cause you have an av/sig of Clint Eastwood it don't mean you are shit.

    ohh shit

    HA HA HA HA!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't know if I should fall into this trap

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Do it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    But would it be worth it

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yes, TLB. yes.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Cowardly wrote: »
    My friend bought himself a PS3, and after a couple of weeks it dissapeared. Turns out his Mum just went and gave it to his cousins. No idea why.

    However, that did not affect me so lets segue into something that did

    My buddy didn't know if he'd get his Ps3 back (he assumed that his cousins would be understanding or nice. They were neither) so to fill his time, he bought a 360 and kept it at his Dads house (I should mention his parents are divorced). After buying a 360 and Ps3, he didn't have much money so he didn't have many games at all. I sympathized and leant him some of mine.

    He comes home one day to find his beloved console once again taken, this time his dad had sold it (and all of his and my games). His father had attempted to be noble, though, declaring he had "sold that piece of junk and look at all this money buy yourself something nice why are you looking at me like that".

    He'd gotten less than half the value of the xbox, and given the games for pittence. My friend was pissed. I was very dissapointed in his family as a whole.

    Man, I lent my copy of GTA3 to one of my brother's friends once, and it turned out it was to lend it to her sister. She ended up doing poorly in school so the parents took her PS2 away, and when I tried to get it back since she wouldn't be using it they accused me of just trying to get it back for her (even though they knew they didn't buy it) (and seriously how would she play it). They ended up just throwing it away. So mad. Loved that game.

    I still don't understand how this shit would even work.

    Wouldn't at worst cast you would get your parents to talk to their parents?

    I mean in the first example I would say that's great, you go take that money and buy me my damn games.

    My dad was a tool and hated that I played video games, so he didn't catch on the idea. But more than that, he was just a tool who said to take care of it myself.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.

    Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.

    Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.

    Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.

    Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!

    ... in debt.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.

    Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.

    Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!

    ... in debt.

    Someone isn't getting invited to the mansion pool party. I told him he's getting money so I get half. That's how this works right?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby gets an invitation. Sotar just gets a grainy photo of weeping tuberculosis-ridden orphans.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Ruby gets an invitation. Sotar just gets a grainy photo of weeping tuberculosis-ridden orphans.

    :x:x

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In all reality you will inherit her 43 cats.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

    Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

    Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.

    Cats chewing on electrical wires...

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

    Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.

    Cats chewing on electrical wires...

    Get this man a research grant!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

    Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.

    Cats chewing on electrical wires...

    Get this man a research grant!

    Inevitable conclusion to research: Cats are dumb.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    All trained to destroy your enemies.

    Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.

    How else do you destroy someones house?

    ...arson?

    Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.

    Cats chewing on electrical wires...

    Get this man a research grant!

    Inevitable conclusion to research: Cats are dumb.

    But can we harness them?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    by harness you mean send them to asia, where they'll be put to good use, yes?

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