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I am like the worst at moving.

ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
I've moved into new apartments and such several times in the last couple years, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that I have the worst dang luck when it comes to moving day. A few examples for you:

-I woke up at 7 AM on the day I was moving out of my last apartment, to find a 6 foot wide by 6 foot deep ditch running down the entire length of my street, with no prior warning, thanks to Verizon. No cars could get in or out of the driveway, so I had to get a friend to bring me to the Uhaul place, park the Uhaul truck in a parking lot for like the entire day, and I didn't even get to begin moving until 6 PM. That was a late night.

-When moving into college one semester, the line into the elevator was straight out the door and around the corner, in the pouring rain. Rather than attempt to move my whole life up six flights of stairs (my car was packed), I ended up wandering around town all day, or just chilling in the car, until it had died down.

-When moving into my current place, my roommate and I got two gorgeous couches for free. We borrowed my brother's truck and drove about an hour to pick them up. Surprise surprise, they were just a little too big for the door. After about an hour, we ended up sitting on the floor, with one couch hanging halfway out the back door, and the other hopelessly stuck attempting to come up the cellar stairs. We now have two gorgeous couches in our unfinished basement.

-I came about two inches from breaking my foot while helping a friend move in when he lost his grip on a particularly heavy dresser. On a separate friend-helping occasion, I was on the bottom moving a chair up some stairs, and basically almost had it dropped on me (luckily, I didn't lose my footing and go tumbling downwards). On yet another occasion, my car broke down on the highway while filled with my buddy's stuff. I should never agree to help people move.

-Things I've lost while moving: An Xbox, two laptop chargers, two Wiimotes, 7-8 games from various consoles, a hard drive, a pillow, more toiletries than you can shake a stick at, various articles of clothing, two shoes (not from the same pair), an ipod, a handful of different power / USB cables, a game boy, and a small box of books.

Anyways, the reason I bring all of this up is that, in a few months, I'm planning to finally break free of the cold northeast and move out to California. It's an exciting opportunity, but because of my previous moving issues, I'm scared for my life and my belongings. I can only imagine my plane will be hijacked by terrorists while the moving van with my stuff crashes into a bus full of cancer-ridden children and explodes.

And so I ask you, SE++: What are your hilarious and unfortunate moving stories? Have any of you made the trip I'm planning to make and lived to tell the tale?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one time I moved and then I unpacked my things

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I have moved exactly 47 times since 1994.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i hate moving. i've moved three times in the last year and it's been awful. it's literally like i've been living in fucking somalia, or a concentration camp.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    three times since. . .2001ish?

    Moved into a friend's house and stayed with his family for a while

    Moved into my father's

    Moved in with a buddy

    Moved into a different house with same buddy

    Moved into apartment with LSH.


    oh I guess that's five.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate moving. I have lived in only one place for more then a year since I was 14. Bleh.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I haven't moved since 2000

    probably should, though

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have not moved in like 15 years.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate moving because those days are the few days in my life where I feel like a weak pansy.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm sure I'll be making move #48 when the lease runs out at this place. The wife doesn't like it much and I think we both want to get out of Florida.

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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have hired professional movers to load/unload our stuff the past 2 times we have moved.

    It was so much easier.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ughhh, moving sucks. I've moved every year since I was in high school, sometimes twice a year. I don't even bother unpacking most of my stuff now.

    I don't suppose anyone has any leads on a furnished 1-br/studio apartment in Charlottesville? Prefereably available for a 9 month lease starting in August?

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When my best friend and I moved into an apartment together we didn't realize her bedroom window had a rip in the screen. Her cat managed to get outside into the alley and the proceeded to meow very loudly because she didn't know how to get back in. Only we didn't know the cat was able to and did get outside so we thought it was a stray (a black cat is a black cat is a black cat) until after a couple hours when the cat didn't leave and we couldn't find Vada. Oops. We had to go out back to get her, luckily the big world was too scary for her and she didn't move from her spot until we got her.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i moved in january

    its not really hard because i own 0 furniture and I can pretty much pack my life into 2 suitcases

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    I have not moved in like 15 years.

    How fat are you?


    I have moved often not as often as Raijan though
    But I was asked where I have lived the other day and then what would I call home I really did not know to answer that

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Moving my wife's and and my stuff from rooms at each of our parent's house took 4 van-loads and the best part of a day.

    I'm dreading the day when we move out of this place now we actually own appliances, furniture and gardening equipment.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent my entire childhood in the same house. And now I have moved about 6 times.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I moved into an apartment just down the highway from my mom's

    I pretty much moved over the course of a few days, and the biggest thing I moved was a desk (which came a few months later)

    NO EXCITING STORIES HERE

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    ahh fffff

    Im gonna use this thread to talk about my awful new roommate that just moved in (2 weeks earlier than he was supposed to, he was supposed to take my room)

    he's been here 2 days and now the house stinks, the kitchen is a fucking mess and he never shuts up, always talking on his phone super loudly (which does not help me study), or coming and knocking on my door to ask me stupid questions 8 times

    huurghh

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm moving in 5 weeks.

    Was gonna be later this year but the place we rent just sold. Whoops.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've got to figure out if I'm gonna stay at my current place or fine someplace new in the next month or so.

    This place is pretty nice though, but I'm worried the landlords might try to raise the rent and that would suuuuuck.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how do you lose shit like a fucking console or an ipod?

    that shit cost money

    you put it into a box

    you move the box

    you unpack the box AT THE NEW PLACE

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's a dick in a box :whistle:

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm just going to spend the extra money and hire a moving company for my big stuff. When we buy a bigger place then our current town house its not going to be that much stuff to move.

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  • humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am the best at moving things.

    I used to move stuff for summers and now I move heavy kegs

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    my family out west would plan their movings around my visits so i could help

    i moved once as a kid and 5 times since 2002

    ive moved some thangs

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've only had to move my TV once, but it was a harrowing experience.

    This is because I spent the entire car ride hugging the TV to my chest and sobbing.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have moved ten times in nine years, it really does suck

    My best move was actually to California from the UK. I paid just $550 to have my entire life shipped out door-to-door (so very little hassle for me) and ONE glass was broken. I considered that an awesome success.

    I had two pretty awful moves. The first was when my dad refused to help me move back 230 miles from college to their house. I had a year's worth of books and clothes to carry myself - on the train. I ended up dragging three huge holdalls and about 6 other bags all hanging off various parts of my body. I made it to Victoria station, London, when one bag burst...and it happened to be the bag with all my underwear in, of course.

    I used those holdalls again to move a mile uphill once. Painful day dragging holdalls full of books up and down hill - didn't have a car. Didn't realise until afterwards that by dragging it I'd worn an enormous hole in the holdall and had ruined all of my expensive architecture books. :(

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whenever i move i have these great intentions of decluttering and sorting out my possessions and whathaveyou, but halfway through I seem to end up just chucking junk in boxes and getting frustrated.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I still have a box of misc crap from about six years ago when I moved in with a buddy.

    Could probably throw the whole thing away and not miss it, but I've been holding onto it to sort through it "eventually"

    I wind up finding old letters and crap.

    And my old NERF guns.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how do you lose shit like a fucking console or an ipod?

    thats what i was thinking..

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    gazamc wrote: »
    whenever i move i have these great intentions of decluttering and sorting out my possessions and whathaveyou, but halfway through I seem to end up just chucking junk in boxes and getting frustrated.

    That happened with me. I've had the same junk in these sets of drawers for years and it just keeps accumulating. When I moved to my current house I thought I'd sit down and go through everything and only take what was needed, except when it came to packing I just went "screw it" and threw the whole unit into the van.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man I just threw out a ton of old shit this last move, felt good.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I need to be out by the end of June, I need to call a place today and look at a cute little bottom floor duplex thing. I'm worried they'll want me to move in sooner than later, I don't know how things work.

    I'm not unlucky when I move, I just hate to do it. :(

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have to move very soon

    I hate it, it's been on my mind since like, January.

    I can't imagine what it feels like to be living in a place you know you will be in for longer than a year. I'm always moving around all over the place. I do want to settle down eventually.

    Maybe tomorrow.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Where do normal people find enough boxes to move all their shit? Last time I moved I was able to take old paper boxes from my office - the ones that hold like 10 reams of paper. We ended up using like 25 of these paper boxes. They stacked real nice, but if I wasnt' getting them for free I would've had to spend like, $dollars on boxes.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My problem is that I have to move so suddenly (I just found out yesterday!) that I'm not sure how I'm gonna get money together for a deposit. I can sell my tv, that should be about 300, but other than trying to save from now until ??? it just makes me worried. I blew all my savings moving in here, I don't have anything left.

    Also, my roommate is going to have to pay for damages done by her cat (tons of carpet needs replaced, door needs to be repainted), and I'm worried she's not going to understand the importance of doing that correctly. I don't need my rent history fucked up because she thought she could just leave without talking to them about it, or something. I'm just gonna have to explain to her how she needs to do it, she has the money, and I honestly don't think she'd screw me over by having me pay for some of it.

    I just want out of here, more than anything. My mom said she'd pay off my hospital bills and a smaller student loan, so that's extra money a month, I could probably get my own place. I'm just tired of dealing with bullshit.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I buy boxes if I have to, but liquor stores are good for small boxes

    also liquor

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    will the damages not be covered by her deposit? Im sure you could sort that with the landlord or whatever. Also you could chat to the landlord of the place you want. Sometimes they are pretty accomodating if you are a straight shooter and explain the situation.

    Sometimes they are not though, but its totally worth a shot.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm moving in a few months but only taking my clothes, TV, computer, home theater system and a few other things.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gazamc wrote: »
    will the damages not be covered by her deposit? Im sure you could sort that with the landlord or whatever. Also you could chat to the landlord of the place you want. Sometimes they are pretty accomodating if you are a straight shooter and explain the situation.

    Sometimes they are not though, but its totally worth a shot.

    I'm gonna take a guess that my 300 dollar pet deposit (ps. this was a fucking joke Jesus Christ) and her whatever apartment deposit might be JUST ENOUGH, but I'm guessing she's going to have to pay extra for it.

    I might have to try and get a deal, I know there's a studio space that this guy has been trying to rent out since before I moved in this apartment. If he's desperate to rent I might be able to get something going, cause I'm looking at about 1200 dollars all at once to move there. Oh, and I don't have any of that. Unless I can convince my roommate to pay the last month's rent, since she has hundreds of thousands of dollars in inheritance or whatever and this is kind of super inconvenient for me.

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