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This week in disappointing headlines: Courtney Love is dead

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
No, not dead like not breathing any more. Just that she is only going by her real name.
Rock star Courtney Love has decided to stop using her stage name, claiming "Courtney Love is dead".

"We've all decided we don't like her any more," the Hole singer told The NME magazine.

"We love her when she goes onstage, but I don't need her in the rest of my life," she added.

Asked how she would prefer to be addressed in the future, the star replied: "Courtney Michelle. The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me."

The singer and actress was born Courtney Michelle Harrison.

The 45-year-old is back on the road with her band, Hole, who release a new album, Nobody's Daughter, later this month.

'So alone'

She also told the NME she was "sick" of answering questions about her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.

"I am not his spokesperson on Earth," she said.

"I don't know what he'd be like now, he could be into society girls, he could be into fat girls, he could be homosexual. We don't know, he died at 27."

The singer also admitted she felt isolated after losing custody of her daughter, Frances Bean, at the end of last year.

"I'm ultimately a widow and a single mother, who's not even getting to be a mother right now. I am so alone, it's freaky."

Seventeen-year-old Frances was placed under the temporary guardianship of her grandmother, court papers released in December revealed.

No reason was given for the decision.

Thanks a lot BBC, you fucking cock-tease.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    son of a bitch

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God dammit.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're mean, Rank

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Who is Courtney Love?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    BLAME THE BBC, NOT ME

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Asked how she would prefer to be addressed in the future, the star replied: "Courtney Michelle. The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me."

    Is she claiming that "Courtney Love" is her slave name?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dammit.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    her old name is a way to oppress her?

    she's the worst slave to the record industry ever

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Asked how she would prefer to be addressed in the future, the star replied: "Courtney Michelle. The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me."

    wow

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  • Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God fucking dammit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking got my hopes up

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking hell...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm just always amazed she hasn't overdosed or choked on her own vomit and died yet

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    fucking got my hopes up
    it's her slave name, pip

    you can't call her that

    it oppresses her

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm just always amazed she hasn't overdosed or choked on her own vomit and died yet

    Female Keith Richards.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jesus Christ

    I've been tricked!

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh BBC, you're such a card!

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Liiya you are form the UK. You must answer for this.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when keith richards finally kicks it I want to smoke his ashes

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Liiya you form the UK.

    And I'll form

    The Head!

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Liiya you are form the UK. You must answer for this.

    We thought it was funny and we're very sorry, won't happen again grumble grumble.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Langly you're more like The Hair

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FORM OF, MONARCHY

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya you are form the UK. You must answer for this.

    We thought it was funny and we're very sorry, won't happen again grumble grumble.

    Apology accepted.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wait, Frances Bean is 17 now?


    Holy shit, I'm old

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What the fuck, I rushed into this thread expecting a party and this is the bullshit I find.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    she's pretty much a corpse anyway

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fucking hell

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thread fails to deliver

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    when keith richards finally kicks it I want to smoke his ashes

    Joke's on you, he's been dead for 15 years but just won't lie the hell down

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh goddamnit rank

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    this might be the best fucking thread ever made

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    luring people in, feeding on their disappointment

    they clearly did not notice the sign on the door

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YOUR NAME IS TOBY

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    I just absolutely adore the sheer black-hearted viciousness of all of us who are truly disappointed that Courtney Love is still alive

    it is magical

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man first all my possible plans today come to a screeching halt and now this,

    fuck you courtney love, you ruined christmas

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Are there fans of Courtney Love? There must be, apparently they buy tickets to her concerts.

    What kind of people are they?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    back in the day when Hole was a thing and they played mainstage at lollapalooza, she went on some rant about how men are such pigs for trying to cop a feel on chicks who crowdsurf, and started pulling girls off the crowd to join her on stage

    she leans over to grab the hand of one of them and pull her up, and my buddy Eddie reaches up and grabs Courtney by the tit

    hard

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't want to know what kind of person still likes her or her "music"

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'll just keep on calling her murderer

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