NightDragon's Prettiest Princess [CHAT] for Girls (Boys Shunned at Door)

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The only reason why I want a larger bed? To make cuddling easier.

    Cuddling with my imaginary girlfriend.

    :cry:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    The only reason why I want a larger bed? To make cuddling easier.

    Cuddling with my imaginary girlfriend.

    Cuddling on a twin-size mattress is a skill

    ...but mostly it's just a pain in the ass, yeah

    apparently my natural sleeping positions make full use of the surface area of a twin-size mattress
    I SLEEP ON ALL 6 SIDES

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There's no shame in cuddling with sex dolls Napp. It's kinda like sleeping with a dead body these days.
    Real-DollBritney12.JPG

    EDIT: God they give me the chills.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha yes big beds are awesome for twos, but once I find myself alone, I prefer a twin. Even though I'm 6"3, I like the bachelor bed, not to mention my room is quite small.

    I've been sleeping on the couch for over a month anyways.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    There's no shame in cuddling with sex dolls Napp. It's kinda like sleeping with a dead body these days.
    Real-DollBritney12.JPG

    EDIT: God they give me the chills.

    D:

    Give me my imagination back!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    @Mustang: AGH WTF

    Even the doll itself has a facial expression conveying utter contempt and disgust towards the purchaser of said doll.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    @Mustang: AGH WTF

    Even the doll itself has a facial expression conveying utter contempt and disgust towards the purchaser of said doll.

    Wouldn't you?


    Wouldn't you?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god that doll.

    oh god

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    @Mustang: AGH WTF

    Even the doll itself has a facial expression conveying utter contempt and disgust towards the purchaser of said doll.

    Wouldn't you?


    Wouldn't you?

    Well, yeah, but then I'm not trying to make money by selling myself as a lifeless sex doll.

    Though I'll admit "choice of facial expression" probably wouldn't be the biggest problem with making money off that idea.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I take it the "being lifeless" part would be?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited April 2010
    !!!I SO TOTALLY DOUBLE POSTED TO DENY SRSIZZY A THREAD VICTORY ONCE !!!!

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    splat
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sheep-pig wtf



    fake edit: hahaha yes Loomers I knew it

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    The thing is if you were a guy and left alone with said doll for a day, with noooobody around.......well, yknow.
    It would happen wouldn't it.

    Put a bag on the dolls head and.... maybe.


    Just maybe I'd pretend yawn to wrap my arm around her.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god, I knew someone would quote that before I deleted it. D:
    Damn my impulsive posting.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Oh god, I knew someone would quote that before I deleted it. D:
    Damn my impulsive posting.

    You love it :P

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I take it the "being lifeless" part would be?

    Eh, given my current stats, I'm not sure that would make all that much difference. I just don't think I could recoup the production costs of having some dude kill and taxidermy me, especially with what it would cost to ship my stuffed corpse UPS.

    I suppose I could try to cut initial costs by reducing scope, like just stuffing and shipping my butt as a separate unit. Even then I think the joke novelty marketing angle ("Makes a great conversation piece!") would get better returns than the 'sex butt' angle ("For the discriminating butt purchaser with a taste for hair.")

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You've.... you've thought about this before.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nah, I just know a bum racket when I see one.
    PUN INTENDED YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

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  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is a bum racket a tennis racket you hit bums with?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DeeLock wrote: »
    Is a bum racket a tennis racket you hit bums with?

    if by bums you mean arse, then yes.


    edit: ahhahaha "my bums."

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Man this thread sure lost its innocence quick, didn't it.

    Sorry ND.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    She started talking about princesses and ponies.

    There is only one way this could go.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PENIS AND VAGINA!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think ND is gonna be a rock-star.
    She will go far
    and when she gets there,
    she'll eat a mars bar.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    She started talking about princesses and ponies.

    There is only one way this could go.

    There's got to be a way to bridge "princesses and ponies" -> "queens and horses" -> "Catherine the Great joke" here, but it's really not worth the effort, is it.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man this thread sure lost its innocence quick, didn't it.

    Sorry ND.

    Hahahaha I didn't even make that connection, but uh...yeah.

    Way to go, guys! :^:

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanks Prox, I hope so! I feel confident in doing pretty well career-wise in the long term. Just gotta get there!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was trying to make a second verse to that rap but am turning up empty.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.rhymezone.com/

    My go-to site for all things Rap Battle and embarrassing silly rhymes I post on my friends' Facebook pages.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    She started talking about princesses and ponies.

    There is only one way this could go.

    There's got to be a way to bridge "princesses and ponies" -> "queens and horses" -> "Catherine the Great joke" here, but it's really not worth the effort, is it.

    I see what you did there.

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  • flowerhoneyflowerhoney Registered User regular
    edited April 2010

    holy shit that pig is a sheep
    So cuddly, so cute

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He certainly seems very pleased with himself.

    Just look at that smug grin!

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Am I allowed in this chat or what? I'm a misogynist and surly and am on a quest to grow a beard

    Whatever I'm posting in here anyways

    postpostpost

    Girl lady with dragon tattoo was a very good movie.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Am I allowed in this chat or what? I'm a misogynist and surly and am on a quest to grow a beard

    Whatever I'm posting in here anyways

    postpostpost

    Girl lady with dragon tattoo was a very good movie.

    I will gladly give you hair for a beard... just give me 3 hours to grow mine out.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I said grow, not glue your pubes onto my face


    :I

    I'm on to you.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    damn, so close.


    ... but it'd make you look cool!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    I think ND is gonna be a rock-star.
    She will go far
    and when she gets there,
    she'll eat a mars bar.

    o_O

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    god. photoshop is HORRIBLE for line art!

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i like Corel Painter, personally.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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