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NightDragon's Prettiest Princess [CHAT] for Girls (Boys Shunned at Door)

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and you're still a crusty old shit who's too cool for school

    so everything is as it should be
    Tam wrote: »
    Night Watch is a book that is really important to me. That I missed an obvious reference to it is terrible.

    not because I don't know everything you acrid scuzzbucket

    though that's also really distressing

    Tam on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Night Watch is a book that is really important to me. That I missed an obvious reference to it is terrible.

    not because I don't know everything you acrid scuzzbucket

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fS7v9rtm3Y&feature=related

    Godfather on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the fuck does that have to do with anything

    also it dances again

    Tam on
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have about a week left of classes.. I'm withdrawing from school after this semester ends and almost certainly moving on from the "college" route. (Atelier hoooo)

    I basically decided to not go to the last two sessions of my Art History II class and doing the final paper and test. I am virtually guaranteed get an F for it as a result. I decided that even though none of these grades or credits will matter afterward that I wanted to take that time and energy and invest them in the 5 other final projects for classes I care more about.

    It's bothering me a lot more than I expected. I was not especially studious in High School but I've never failed a class before, and definitely never intentionally sabotaged myself so spectacularly.

    Make me feel better guys :s

    Scosglen on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You have abandoned a system that was doing nothing for you and going on to one that will impart and nurture the skills you want. Congratulations.

    Tam on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    what the fuck does that have to do with anything

    also it dances again

    Nothing, I just wanted to post that video :P

    Godfather on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    On the positive side, Scos, You failed a class that is really boring.

    Metalbourne on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Tam have you atoned yet?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    finished it this afternoon

    edit: too slow old man

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Of course not he's still feeling sorry for himself

    Metalbourne on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Scosglen wrote: »
    I have about a week left of classes.. I'm withdrawing from school after this semester ends and almost certainly moving on from the "college" route. (Atelier hoooo)

    I basically decided to not go to the last two sessions of my Art History II class and doing the final paper and test. I am virtually guaranteed get an F for it as a result. I decided that even though none of these grades or credits will matter afterward that I wanted to take that time and energy and invest them in the 5 other final projects for classes I care more about.

    It's bothering me a lot more than I expected. I was not especially studious in High School but I've never failed a class before, and definitely never intentionally sabotaged myself so spectacularly.

    Make me feel better guys :s

    Trust me man, you shouldn't feel bad at all. You're trading in learning technique over an imaginary letter grade.

    That's a damn good compromise.

    Godfather on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Going to go see Ross Noble tomorrow.

    For those who don't know who Ross Noble is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVec_zCC80&feature=related

    Flay on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Scosglen wrote: »
    I have about a week left of classes.. I'm withdrawing from school after this semester ends and almost certainly moving on from the "college" route. (Atelier hoooo)

    I basically decided to not go to the last two sessions of my Art History II class and doing the final paper and test. I am virtually guaranteed get an F for it as a result. I decided that even though none of these grades or credits will matter afterward that I wanted to take that time and energy and invest them in the 5 other final projects for classes I care more about.

    It's bothering me a lot more than I expected. I was not especially studious in High School but I've never failed a class before, and definitely never intentionally sabotaged myself so spectacularly.

    Make me feel better guys :s

    Ok. I'll give you what I actually remember from my Art History courses, so you can go straight to just remembering the bits that you'd probably actually remember anyway and not have to bust your ass learning shit you wouldn't:

    -There was cave art done by cavemen and they drew buffalos.
    -Medieval art was all about the Christian faith, Renaissance art was all about the Christian faith except people started getting wink-wink nudge nudge about it because they got all horned up looking at old Greek statues and wanted to draw some naked dudes of their own, on churches.
    -Also, the Medicis were like fucking rich like WHOA.
    -Vasari, the first "art historian", was an embarrassing fanboy nerd to the point that he often seems half a drink away from going into self-insertion slash fiction with Giotto in his writings.
    -Japanese people have been drawing people having raunchy sex with monsters for hundreds of years.
    -There was some art during the French Revolution.
    -Impressionism happened, then modern art happened, then post-modern art happened, and now here we are.
    -Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff, and as a result like to apply their sub-Wikipedia level of understanding of Freudian psychology to everything an artist does so they have something to talk about, because that's way easier than coming up with some interesting to say by doing research.

    There, I've saved you a ton of time and money on Art History courses, and you can go about your business with a clean conscience.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    if you were a total misogynist you could refer to sex with dumb people as "filling in the blanks"

    this concludes another episode of thoughts that i am ashamed of

    Fletcher on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff...

    To be frank, I think the same the could be said for more than a few modern artists as well.

    EDIT: The second result using the keywords 'artist' and 'sex':

    Artist paints herself having sex with each president of the USA (NSFW)

    Flay on
  • bebarcebebarce Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff...

    To be frank, I think the same the could be said for more than a few modern artists as well.

    EDIT: The second result using the keywords 'artist' and 'sex':

    Artist paints herself having sex with each president of the USA (NSFW)

    It's like a Kate Beaton guest strip by Jess Fink.

    bebarce on
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I always wondered what Abraham Lincoln would look like getting some dome from an asian lady.

    Forbe! on
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  • ShizumaruShizumaru Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The problem with art history classes is that they focus too much on movements rather than on individuals which imo is far more important because certain artists who were incredible technicians get left out of the limelight because they may have not contributed to a movement as much, but did other things incredibly well.

    Those president paintings are a little disturbing.. in a kitschy/gimmicky way.. to each his own i guess.

    Shizumaru on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Gabe and Tycho's "Lookouts" thing. It's boring and pretentious hidden under some boy scouts in a fantasy setting.

    Metalbourne on
  • JLM-AWPJLM-AWP Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Gabe and Tycho's "Lookouts" thing. It's boring and pretentious hidden under some boy scouts in a fantasy setting.

    I actually quite enjoyed the first one, but this one is boring as all hell. Maybe it was the guest strips.

    JLM-AWP on
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Shizumaru wrote: »
    The problem with art history classes is that they focus too much on movements rather than on individuals which imo is far more important because certain artists who were incredible technicians get left out of the limelight because they may have not contributed to a movement as much, but did other things incredibly well.

    Those president paintings are a little disturbing.. in a kitschy/gimmicky way.. to each his own i guess.

    Its a history class. And on top of that most Undergraduate art history courses are surveys into the entire artistic history of the human race, even spanning into pre-history, so of course they are going to usually cover the important players in major movements. Talking about the idiosyncrasies of Dude McArt, and how great he was at drawing horses, and how he really innovated the horse-drawing world, on top of covering two thousand years of other great technicians in recorded human history in terms of art is asinine. If you are interested in learning more about specific artists, courses exist out there. Otherwise pick up a book. Studying particular artists in depth and learning everything about them is usually what individual research for a thesis would be.

    Forbe! on
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  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    so the latest episode of breaking bad--- fucking intense. This show is sweet.

    Kendeathwalker on
  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Gabe and Tycho's "Lookouts" thing. It's boring and pretentious hidden under some boy scouts in a fantasy setting.

    boring I wont argue with on that, your taste is your taste, but you got pretentious from it? Why because its written in verse?

    Kendeathwalker on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Gabe and Tycho's "Lookouts" thing. It's boring and pretentious hidden under some boy scouts in a fantasy setting.

    boring I wont argue with on that, your taste is your taste, but you got pretentious from it? Why because its written in verse?

    It's the huge, fake air of exaggerated drama and atmosphere. It's like the cartoon is pointing to itself going, "Here! Look at this! It's so epic!" and I'm like, "What? Where?"

    Metalbourne on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ12VD2OUM0
    music makes the people come together.

    PROX on
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ok. I'll give you what I actually remember from my Art History courses, so you can go straight to just remembering the bits that you'd probably actually remember anyway and not have to bust your ass learning shit you wouldn't:

    -There was cave art done by cavemen and they drew buffalos.
    -Medieval art was all about the Christian faith, Renaissance art was all about the Christian faith except people started getting wink-wink nudge nudge about it because they got all horned up looking at old Greek statues and wanted to draw some naked dudes of their own, on churches.
    -Also, the Medicis were like fucking rich like WHOA.
    -Vasari, the first "art historian", was an embarrassing fanboy nerd to the point that he often seems half a drink away from going into self-insertion slash fiction with Giotto in his writings.
    -Japanese people have been drawing people having raunchy sex with monsters for hundreds of years.
    -There was some art during the French Revolution.
    -Impressionism happened, then modern art happened, then post-modern art happened, and now here we are.
    -Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff, and as a result like to apply their sub-Wikipedia level of understanding of Freudian psychology to everything an artist does so they have something to talk about, because that's way easier than coming up with some interesting to say by doing research.

    There, I've saved you a ton of time and money on Art History courses, and you can go about your business with a clean conscience.

    Holy crap. That's it in a nutshell.

    e: Also, Fletcher, that gave me déjà vu for some reason. :(

    Paradise on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Honestly, if churches had more pornography, I would attend.

    Fuck it I'm not gonna wait. Who wants to join the first non-denominational church of Metalbourne?

    Metalbourne on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm not sure I'd want to participate in the communion

    something tells me you wouldn't be placing bread in peoples' mouths

    NightDragon on
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think the only interesting art history courses I've ever taken were a comic art history class and a class on plague art. We even spent a portion of one class discussing the WoW plague that hit some servers a few years back and how it mimicked a real world outbreak.

    Fugitive on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A bite of chicken burrito and a sip of keystone light?

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A bite of chicken burrito and a sip of keystone light?

    More likely that ND was proposing a "cummunion".

    Gross. What's wrong with you, ND?

    Paradise on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was making my own joke.

    Nobody understands me.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    lion_giraffe.jpg

    Haha!

    Paradise on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    bebarce wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff...

    To be frank, I think the same the could be said for more than a few modern artists as well.

    EDIT: The second result using the keywords 'artist' and 'sex':

    Artist paints herself having sex with each president of the USA (NSFW)

    It's like a Kate Beaton guest strip by Jess Fink.

    hahaha!

    Man. I want to grow up to be Jess Fink. And Brandon Graham.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bebarce wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff...

    To be frank, I think the same the could be said for more than a few modern artists as well.

    EDIT: The second result using the keywords 'artist' and 'sex':

    Artist paints herself having sex with each president of the USA (NSFW)

    It's like a Kate Beaton guest strip by Jess Fink.

    hahaha!

    Man. I want to grow up to be Jess Fink. And Brandon Graham.

    This one got a laugh out of me: http://www.justinelai.com/LaiJoinOrDie15.png [still NSFW]

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I actually really like that series.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Darn girls, forcing my hand into asking them out over txt. What kind of crap is that?

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bebarce wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Art historians are way more interested in the sex life of artists than how they actually painted stuff...

    To be frank, I think the same the could be said for more than a few modern artists as well.

    EDIT: The second result using the keywords 'artist' and 'sex':

    Artist paints herself having sex with each president of the USA (NSFW)

    It's like a Kate Beaton guest strip by Jess Fink.

    I had to look up Jess Fink, but yeah, that's exactly what it's like.

    Now to go out and do something normal.
    @Napp: Lol! Call them up at least.

    Paradise on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Paradise wrote: »
    @Napp: Lol! Call them up at least.
    I did! I called her last night left a message "Hey, this is napp, Just give me a call back when you can!" She texts me this morning "Hey! what was up?" So... like, I feel like i should just tell her... but then I'd be asking her out over text....

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Call her now, since she's expecting you to respond anyway.

    Orikaeshigitae on
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