i had a dream

sundays

i had a dream tonight, all alone in my bed, that my girlfriend had broken up with me and i was dating a tall, blonde man

this man kissed me, and then, later, i met scarlet by some buffet and he told me he found me attractive in a gay way

just needed to put this out there

there was also a small man carrying another man in his backpack
there's some symbolism there, i like to think

TheySlashThem

I honestly expected a tragically late MLK Day thread.

Air

i had a dream that a fire alarm was going off for half an hour

and when i woke up it was mysteriously half an hour after my clock alarm was supposed to go off

Kovak

i woke up at 4 becaused i had to write an essay

i didnt even get time for a dream

TheySlashThem

I woke up in the middle of the night due to diarrhea.

I'm hoping to be able to back to bed in a second.

bsjezz

i saw a nun today

like she was coming down the escalators and you could totally see up her grey habit

Stigma

Nuns do not groom.

sundays

there was also an otter but i chose to treat it like a dog

Meiz

Try sucking a dick and see if you like it.

THAC0

If I had an otter I would treat it like a king. All breaking clams on his royal belly with a rock.

Szechuanosaurus

I had a dream where I was a foot passenger on a ferry to France. When we got to the dock we were all crowded on the deck waiting to get on shore. Leo Sayer turned up and started throwing CDs of his new album onto the ship. He dropped one of them and it broke, but he threw it anyway, resulting in a kid next to me getting a large shard of CD stuck in his forehead.

This is what happens when you watch celebrity big brother and then read The Iliad just before going to bed.

Garlic Bread

I had a dream. I was leaving to go to school (at like 2 o'clock, what the fuck) and found out there was a war going on between aliens and AOL (what the fuck). So we all looked up and, sure enough, there were spaceships fighting spaceships. Someone (I don't know who) said, "Well at least we can see this war."

Then I was running down the street with my cousins and saw a sign that said they needed recruits because the aliens were fucking them up. My cousins got in their car, but my aunt and uncle wouldn't let me in. So I ran back to my house which apparently turned into the AOL offices (what the fuck)

Then everything was normal until some seemingly dead AOL guy unsnapped his neck and got up and then all the dead AOL people got up and for some reason I got really freaked out by this and woke up.

I was sitting there in that weird state; the one when you wake up, but you haven't opened your eyes yet so you could still go back to sleep and pick up right where you left off, and I thought "fuck that", and I opened my eyes and then went back to sleep.

Wevs

I once had a dream that I lost my shirt at work.

I couldn't believe it.

Slungsolow

I had a dream that The Geek made this same exact thread on Sunday

/edit - well... saturday. but it certainly was a lucid dream.

Abdul the Terrible

I saw a dream where I was in the Winter War and shot some Russians.

I shot a Russian female soldier, took her pistol and shot some more Russians.

I was like: "I don't really want to shoot you, but if you keep coming like that I have no other choice!"

I was so bad ass. But then the Russians signaled (somehow) that they weren't our enemies. By that time the Germans attacked and I had to start shooting them instead.

edit: also sundays, I hope your homo dreams come true. I just want you to be happy

Hunter

Last night I had a dream about waking up, drinking coffee, and going into to work.

TankHammer

I once had a dream that I was on vacation in England (though I've never been there) with my family. Of course the place is overrun by zombies and my brother and I get into a canoe and paddle our way across the tiny canal that is the English Channel to France where we are hailed as heroes... for some reason.

Also strange was that England looked a lot like Venice (which I have been to). So moral of the story: If England starts looking like Venice then beware of zombies and invest in a canoe.

Air

the new york stock exchange sees a sudden rise in the share price of GloboCanoe

all 12 shareholders get rich

TankHammer

Air wrote:

the new york stock exchange sees a sudden rise in the share price of GloboCanoe

all 12 shareholders get rich

Hells yes!

bongi

it means you're gay, like all other dreams

Quadrophenia

I had this dream where I was pissing on a table. That's all the dream was. Me pissing on a table.

scarlet st.

That is some fucking gay shit, jad.

Was the food at the buffet any good

bongi

he was distracted from the buffet, but he thought you were delicious


ba dum tsh

scarlet st.

:roll:

bongi

:rotate:

Dublo7

Last night I dreamed that these "work men" busted through my front door, stormed my bathroom, and started pulling a huge python out of the toilet. They carried it out, and guess what happened?
Yeah, you guessed it: The python morphed into a 3 legged dog.
I'm not fucking joking.

bongi

Dublo7 wrote:

Last night I dreamed that these "work men" busted through my front door, stormed my bathroom, and started pulling a huge python out of the toilet. They carried it out, and guess what happened?
Yeah, you guessed it: The python morphed into a 3 legged dog.
I'm not fucking joking.

the python represents a penis, and the fact that it was hidden means you were hiding it deep within your psyche

the workmen represent your pent up feelings

if the dog had four legs, it would have been normal, but the fact that it had three meant that it wasn't normal, like there is something abnormal with you

it means you're gay

scarlet st.

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

Dublo7

bongi wrote:

Dublo7 wrote:

Last night I dreamed that these "work men" busted through my front door, stormed my bathroom, and started pulling a huge python out of the toilet. They carried it out, and guess what happened?
Yeah, you guessed it: The python morphed into a 3 legged dog.
I'm not fucking joking.

the python represents a penis, and the fact that it was hidden means you were hiding it deep within your psyche

the workmen represent your pent up feelings

if the dog had four legs, it would have been normal, but the fact that it had three meant that it wasn't normal, like there is something abnormal with you

it means you're gay

do you have some kind of degree? Because I need to know if you're legit.

bongi

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

Szechuanosaurus

Dublo7 wrote:

bongi wrote:

Dublo7 wrote:

Last night I dreamed that these "work men" busted through my front door, stormed my bathroom, and started pulling a huge python out of the toilet. They carried it out, and guess what happened?
Yeah, you guessed it: The python morphed into a 3 legged dog.
I'm not fucking joking.

the python represents a penis, and the fact that it was hidden means you were hiding it deep within your psyche

the workmen represent your pent up feelings

if the dog had four legs, it would have been normal, but the fact that it had three meant that it wasn't normal, like there is something abnormal with you

it means you're gay

do you have some kind of degree? Because I need to know if you're legit.

I was thinking 'gay' as soon as the "work men" busted in.

Szechuanosaurus

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

I was thinking 'gay' at "rollerblading".

scarlet st.

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

bongi

scarlet st. wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

dream readings aren't always convincing, but they're always accurate

Szechuanosaurus

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

dream readings aren't always convincing, but they're always accurate

So long as they conclude with gay.

bongi

Szechuanosaurus wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

dream readings aren't always convincing, but they're always accurate

So long as they conclude with gay.

all dreams are about suppressed homosexuality

it's a fact

Szechuanosaurus

bongi wrote:

Szechuanosaurus wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

dream readings aren't always convincing, but they're always accurate

So long as they conclude with gay.

all dreams are about suppressed homosexuality

it's a fact

You don't need to tell me. I had a dream about Leo Sayer.

scarlet st.

bongi wrote:

Szechuanosaurus wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

bongi wrote:

scarlet st. wrote:

I was rollerblading at my old elementary school, but I was in a tux and the rollerblades weren't mine. I was racing with a friend to get somewhere first, but I was noticing that I had trouble turning (because they weren't my rollerblades duh). Little did I know that there was a bend in the path coming up and I was going too fast to turn. So I flew off the path in to a chain link fence around the tennis courts and woke up at 6:43 AM.

the tux is neat, it shows you are trying to dress yourself up - perhaps hide something?

the rollerblades and feeling of speed represent the fact that everything is rushing past, and the inability to brake shows that you want everyone to slow down for your big announcement because it's important to you - but the fact that you couldn't shows that you haven't got it in yourself to tell everyone

tell everyone
that you're gay

This one was less convincing then Dublo7's reading.

I want my money back

dream readings aren't always convincing, but they're always accurate

So long as they conclude with gay.

all dreams are about suppressed homosexuality

it's a fact

Does that mean you never dream

bongi

"hilariously" enough i can never remember my dreams

except for this one that was a normal day, only, william shatner was dead

that was it

bent

blergh city of lost children

lostwords

I had a dream one time where I was in a woman's prison, and I was the only dude prisoner in there. Only it wasn't sexual at all, it was like that movie The Great Escape where we were plotting to escape. The warden was this dominatrix that had a hard on for keeping me down and the guards were all midget women in skimpy outfits. I keep getting thrown into solitary for brief mounts of time, and spend my days bouncing a baseball off the walls. We finally make our escape via tunnel and go our separate ways, chased by the prison guard/midgets. Me and two of the girls avoid the people searching for us by getting in all these disguises, like a waiter and a ballerina and circus clowns. We finally get to this dock with a pirate ship on it. We get on board, sexy police in hot pursuit, and I'm sailing away....

set an open course for the virgin sea

Ive got to be free, free to face the life thats ahead of me

On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard

Well search for tomorrow on every shore

And I'll try, oh lord, I'll try

to caaaaaaarry on

Then we bone