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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Pretty sure I have a bench warrant in Indiana

    never paid a speeding ticket from like, 5 years ago.

    Meh, at least you'll never have to pay it.

    Why?

    Because there's no reason to ever come back to Indiana because there's nothing here.

    The only reason I was speeding was to leave

    Okay yes I can understand and fully endorse this course of action.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Pretty sure I have a bench warrant in Indiana

    never paid a speeding ticket from like, 5 years ago.

    Meh, at least you'll never have to pay it.

    Why?

    Because there's no reason to ever come back to Indiana because there's nothing here.

    The only reason I was speeding was to leave

    Could be worse, could have been New Jersey

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    the term is long pork

    He ate kids. They're short. Short-pork.

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

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    beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    11 Jurors , 1 Judge, 1/2 a chance


    There are 12 jurors on a jury.

    That's as many as 1 dozen.

    And that's terrible.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

    Bloomington has great shows and great food.

    But I wouldn't want to live there for any other reason than to go to school.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Pretty sure I have a bench warrant in Indiana

    never paid a speeding ticket from like, 5 years ago.

    Meh, at least you'll never have to pay it.

    Why?

    Because there's no reason to ever come back to Indiana because there's nothing here.

    The only reason I was speeding was to leave

    Could be worse, could have been New Jersey

    I almost had to go to Jersey for a wedding in May.

    A wedding on a boat. In Jersey.

    Luckily it's during a hand-off at the end of a dev cycle. Sorry dear, have to work.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

    Bloomington has great shows and great food.

    But I wouldn't want to live there for any other reason than to go to school.

    This was Evansville.



    Evansville

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So, how much salad do you think Jigrah tossed in the slammer?

    tossed more salad than a sick pet rabbit

    Tossed more salad than a sea sick vegan

    tossed more salad than a family steakhouse

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Pretty sure I have a bench warrant in Indiana

    never paid a speeding ticket from like, 5 years ago.

    Meh, at least you'll never have to pay it.

    Why?

    Because there's no reason to ever come back to Indiana because there's nothing here.

    The only reason I was speeding was to leave

    Could be worse, could have been New Jersey

    I almost had to go to Jersey for a wedding in May.

    A wedding on a boat. In Jersey.

    Luckily it's during a hand-off at the end of a dev cycle. Sorry dear, have to work.

    But you missed out hanging around fine gentlemen like these guys

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't think I've had a reason to talk to a police officer on duty in my whole life

    My friend was dating a cop for a while though, he seemed like a cool guy

    Actually no, I guess I've spoken to cops when they're doing pulling people over for random breath testing, but I'm not sure that really counts

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Indiana is ok.

    Just gotta be over 21 and know when to leave.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

    Bloomington has great shows and great food.

    But I wouldn't want to live there for any other reason than to go to school.

    This was Evansville.



    Evansville

    Oh my god I'm so sorry.

    If it makes you feel better, I lived in Kokomo my entire life before moving to West Lafayette.

    http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/08/towns-ten-economy-forbeslife-cx_mw_1209dying_slide_9.html

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
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    Hes on the website for my cities police department, appearently his real name is Detective Lt. John Ross.

    Thats not as cool.

    Is there a picture of the five coats

    Because I still can't believe that

    hes on this page but hes just wearing a normal shirt. I swear to god a few years ago everyone in the station was calling him Five Coats and when I talked to him on the phone he spoke in the third person. Maybe he just does that to kids (I was in High School at the time) to have some fun with them

    He spoke in the third person?

    Christ this dude is the best cop in the world

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got stop-searched a few times at train stations during "security threats" such as the immediate aftermath of the London bomings

    I'm sure they only did it because I look less likely to try and bite their noses off compared to the other residents of Carlisle

    I basically don't have much personal experience with the police

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ohh I didn't live there.


    Hell no.


    I was visiting. Saw my first baseball game there. Was struck by my first baseball there.


    This was also my LAST baseball game.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gonna make a movie about five coats

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I live in the best part of Indiana, the part thats basically a Chicago suburb

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gonna make a movie about five coats

    Charles Bronson is...

    FIVE COATS!

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Here's the mail
    It never fails
    It makes me wanna wag my tail
    When it comes I wanna wail

    MAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLLLL

    I love you Geek

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gonna make a movie about five coats

    convo with hollywood:

    it's about a guy that wears five coats you see!

    uh huh

    and he wears them!

    ok

    it's great!

    get out

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have never been stopped by the police, for any reason

    There are times where I've passed cops and should have been stopped, but wasn't

    No, the things that get people in trouble in Philly are parking tickets, at least for me

    Got a $75 ticket for parking too close to a fire hydrant, which isn't too bad, considering the parking authority gives tickets to people while they are parallel parking into spots you can't park in, not telling them about it until after they've printed the ticket out

    But I've never been in jail or arrested so what do I have to complain about

    That, and being total douchebags who start fights over a lousy fucking football/baseball team

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    gonna make a movie about five coats

    convo with hollywood:

    it's about a guy that wears five coats you see!

    uh huh

    and he wears them!

    ok

    it's great!

    get out

    well without the talking piece of pie, my pitch doesn't work

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

    Bloomington has great shows and great food.

    But I wouldn't want to live there for any other reason than to go to school.

    This was Evansville.



    Evansville

    Dayum.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent 8 drunken hours in a holding cell. I watched ESPN and even the first part of some big college football game before the silly goose jail person switched it to CMT. That was punishment enough.

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i forgot TLB

    the pie is key

    my bad

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Heyyyyy, Indiana's okay. Bloomington in particular is a little corner of paradise.

    Bloomington has great shows and great food.

    But I wouldn't want to live there for any other reason than to go to school.

    This was Evansville.



    Evansville

    Oh my god I'm so sorry.

    If it makes you feel better, I lived in Kokomo my entire life before moving to West Lafayette.

    http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/08/towns-ten-economy-forbeslife-cx_mw_1209dying_slide_9.html

    I know we've already discussed this, but I used to live in Kokomo, too, and it has gone quite a bit downhill. My parents still live there and are sort of okay with it. But where you moved to indicates that you go to that other school. Hmmmm.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My only run in with cops involve speeding tickets. They've always been rather nice about it.

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

    Racing school.

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yea, but most schools zones are below 50 km/h.

    They're usually 30 km/h.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

    kilometres.

    It's kilometers

    It's hard enough to get Americans to accept metric units without spelling them all frenchy.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

    kilometres.

    It's kilometers

    It's hard enough to get Americans to accept metric units without spelling them all frenchy.

    No, it's kilometres.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My only extended interaction with the police was in second grade when my afterschool class went on a field trip to Boston and my friend and I got separated from the group and lost

    Some nice ladies found a police officer for us and we got to sit in the back of his car until he tracked down our group

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

    kilometres.

    It's kilometers

    It's hard enough to get Americans to accept metric units without spelling them all frenchy.

    No, it's kilometres.

    Go away

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kilometeres

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A good family friend recently told us about his experience of spending the night in the local drunk tank back in high school. When they put him in the tank, covering about six square feet of wall there was a red line through a red circle that had "SEX" written in the middle of it.

    Ahhh, East Texas jail. How lucky I am to have never encountered thee.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I got pulled over the other day for doing 68 in what I thought was a 60 zone but was actually a 50. I assumed he had somewhere to be so I kept switching lanes to get out of his way before I realized I was the one he was after.

    I pulled over and apologized, saying I thought I was getting out of his way. He chuckled and took my license and registration. Asked if I knew why he was pulling me over. "No" I said. He told me my speed and as he said it the actual speed limit of the area dawned on me, and I apologized and told him about my confusion. He went and rant he plate and my license and came back and said "Watch your speed, ok? Most guys wouldn't call this a warning and that's like a $350 ticket because this is a school zone."

    I like the cops I meet.

    What fucking school zone has a 50 mph speed limit?

    kilometres.

    It's kilometers

    It's hard enough to get Americans to accept metric units without spelling them all frenchy.

    No, it's kilometres.

    Go away

    Learn to spell.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What's a smidgen in metric?

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