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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Weed will in fact get you arrested. True story, as at least 10% of the people in my holding cell were arrested because of it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sounds like Weed needs to be taught a lesson.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Weed will in fact get you arrested. True story, as at least 10% of the people in my holding cell were arrested because of it.

    because they're idiots

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Weed will in fact get you arrested. True story, as at least 10% of the people in my holding cell were arrested because of it.

    because they're idiots

    One of my dumbass friends from college got busted on 4/20 for smoking up in a public place. His response to law enforcement was it's legal on 4/20. He really thought that. He is an idiot.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I tried weed recently. It was a pretty shitty time filled with anxiety and not being able to focus on anything for more than 5 seconds.

    Don't plan on doing it again.

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    DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got arrested once for battery when I was about 20. I had slapped my boss upside her face when I quit. All the other employees agreed that she totally had it coming. The police came to my house and were very polite, gave me time to change out of my lounging PJs, and waited until we were outside to cuff me because they didn't want to upset my mother. Sitting in a back seat with handcuffs on is very difficult, its almost impossible to sit comfortably.

    When we got to the police station and I was booked, I had to spend about five minutes explaining to the booking officer that Washington D.C. wasn't in a state. So he learned something new that day. Apparently the cops liked me or something, because after I was booked they said since someone was already on their way down to pay my bail, they'd just stick me in the one-person medical cells instead of the general holding cell. I got a comfy blanket, but no pillow. They offered lunch, but I wasn't hungry, but the sweet tea was pretty good. I then took a nap, and was awoken when bail had been posted.

    So yeah, that was jail.

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you are a moron

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    remember the edict

    you know, the glorious one

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    somehow i've avoided jail while a good portion of my friends have spent at least a night in a cell

    for that i am truly thankful

    i been lucky

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent about a week in jail because I missed some work days.

    I was surprised that people weren't nearly as violent as I thought they'd be. They were actually pretty cool. But it's kind of humbling and makes you feel a little hypocritical thinking to youself, "man these dudes suck," while you're sitting in there alongside them.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i think the best thing was when my friend woke up in the back of the local law enforcement's truck

    and he had to go ask what was going on

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man your job is pretty strict metal. I don't know any place that sends you to prison for not coming in.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Man your job is pretty strict metal. I don't know any place that sends you to prison for not coming in.

    No I mean I got busted for assault and battery and they gave me 10 work days for it. I went to three and missed the bus trying to get to the third.

    But btw if there's a job where you can conceivably go to jail for missing a day, it's the military.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Man your job is pretty strict metal. I don't know any place that sends you to prison for not coming in.

    No I mean I got busted for assault and battery and they gave me 10 work days for it. I went to three and missed the bus trying to get to the third.

    But btw if there's a job where you can conceivably go to jail for missing a day, it's the military.

    I was wondering if you were military after that post, I figured you were trying to be subtle.

    There is so much wasted human capital tied up into these corrections facilities. Sitting in a cell for thirteen hours doing nothing but napping every once in awhile. It is just a waste of time, I wonder if incarceration is even a good form of punishment.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent about a week in jail because I missed some work days.

    I was surprised that people weren't nearly as violent as I thought they'd be. They were actually pretty cool. But it's kind of humbling and makes you feel a little hypocritical thinking to youself, "man these dudes suck," while you're sitting in there alongside them.

    I had a room with a few dudes who all knew each other from jail before. They were saying shit like "What they get u for this time man?" "Oh, I beat the shit out of some guy at a bar" "Awww man, fucking cops". Then they ask me why i'm there. 'I was drunk and accidently broke a window cuz I tripped over a stool'. That wasn't metal enough, so they ignored me. Fine with me.

    I just sat on my bench thinking about how much I never wanted to go back to jail. 8 hours was enough.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mulletude wrote: »
    I spent about a week in jail because I missed some work days.

    I was surprised that people weren't nearly as violent as I thought they'd be. They were actually pretty cool. But it's kind of humbling and makes you feel a little hypocritical thinking to youself, "man these dudes suck," while you're sitting in there alongside them.

    I had a room with a few dudes who all knew each other from jail before. They were saying shit like "What they get u for this time man?" "Oh, I beat the shit out of some guy at a bar" "Awww man, fucking cops". Then they ask me why i'm there. 'I was drunk and accidently broke a window cuz I tripped over a stool'. That wasn't metal enough, so they ignored me. Fine with me.

    I just sat on my bench thinking about how much I never wanted to go back to jail. 8 hours was enough.

    Whenever the cops asked me I told them I was on a field trip.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    is this a fuck tha police thread yet?
    Thanatos has to post in it to make it official.
    It's official.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that's too bad it was rather enjoyable in here

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i don't understand what thanatos has to fear from cops

    i mean, are they gonna take him away in their cruiser?

    yeah, right

    like he'd fit

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They might boot him.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They might boot him.

    like, the kind you put on a car?

    yeah, i could see that

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is leading to a pretty amusing mental image.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't understand what thanatos has to fear from cops

    i mean, are they gonna take him away in their cruiser?

    yeah, right

    like he'd fit

    police forklift

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't understand what thanatos has to fear from cops

    i mean, are they gonna take him away in their cruiser?

    yeah, right

    like he'd fit

    HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR

    IT'S NOT OK TO DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING THAT UNFAIRLY BENEFITS YOU

    WHITE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ARE OBLIGATED TO LOVE THE POLICE END OF CONVERSATION ~FART~

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i like them because they keep robbers away

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cops have the best moustaches.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like the cops because thanatos doesn't.

    My vote cancels his

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mulletude wrote: »
    I spent about a week in jail because I missed some work days.

    I was surprised that people weren't nearly as violent as I thought they'd be. They were actually pretty cool. But it's kind of humbling and makes you feel a little hypocritical thinking to youself, "man these dudes suck," while you're sitting in there alongside them.

    I had a room with a few dudes who all knew each other from jail before. They were saying shit like "What they get u for this time man?" "Oh, I beat the shit out of some guy at a bar" "Awww man, fucking cops". Then they ask me why i'm there. 'I was drunk and accidently broke a window cuz I tripped over a stool'. That wasn't metal enough, so they ignored me. Fine with me.

    I just sat on my bench thinking about how much I never wanted to go back to jail. 8 hours was enough.

    They would have all come back and made friends with you if you had just added "AND creating a nuisance!"

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't understand what thanatos has to fear from cops

    i mean, are they gonna take him away in their cruiser?

    yeah, right

    like he'd fit

    HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR

    IT'S NOT OK TO DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING THAT UNFAIRLY BENEFITS YOU

    WHITE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ARE OBLIGATED TO LOVE THE POLICE END OF CONVERSATION ~FART~

    hey guys did you hear
    it's not worth reading through 4 whole sentences to understand a fat joke

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't understand what thanatos has to fear from cops

    i mean, are they gonna take him away in their cruiser?

    yeah, right

    like he'd fit

    HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR

    IT'S NOT OK TO DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING THAT UNFAIRLY BENEFITS YOU

    WHITE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ARE OBLIGATED TO LOVE THE POLICE END OF CONVERSATION ~FART~

    hey guys did you hear
    it's not worth reading through 4 whole sentences to understand a fat joke

    Is it too much to assume that there was a kernel of truth in the humor?

    I mean, give me a break, this isn't the first time people have pooped on Than for not liking cops. It's a goddamn thing.

    The fat joke was pretty good though.

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Also some of us like to stir up shit. Have you forgotten how I post already? I was only gone for a year.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    and yet nobody fucking cares bro

    (not about your return, welcome back)

    but about thanatos

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    and yet nobody fucking cares bro

    (not about your return, welcome back)

    but about thanatos

    fffffffffffffffffffffffff

    (thanks man how you been)

    ag

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Two of my friends were driving and drinking (dumb teenagers) and ended up getting pulled over. When the cop came to the drivers window, he apparently knew my friend through hunting on his uncles land. They both thought "Awesome, we're free to go", but that only worked for the driver. The passenger got arrested for underage alcohol possession and the driver sent on his merry way.

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Two of my friends were driving and drinking (dumb teenagers) and ended up getting pulled over. When the cop came to the drivers window, he apparently knew my friend through hunting on his uncles land. They both thought "Awesome, we're free to go", but that only worked for the driver. The passenger got arrested for underage alcohol possession and the driver sent on his merry way.

    Like...the cop just let him keep driving? Still drunk?

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Two of my friends were driving and drinking (dumb teenagers) and ended up getting pulled over. When the cop came to the drivers window, he apparently knew my friend through hunting on his uncles land. They both thought "Awesome, we're free to go", but that only worked for the driver. The passenger got arrested for underage alcohol possession and the driver sent on his merry way.

    Like...the cop just let him keep driving? Still drunk?

    Yes. The other dude wasn't even drunk, although he had been drinking. Helps to have family that are friends with cops I guess.

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man I fucking hate that small town hunting buddy shit.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    and yet nobody fucking cares bro

    (not about your return, welcome back)

    but about thanatos

    fffffffffffffffffffffffff

    (thanks man how you been)

    ag

    chillin, you?

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man I fucking hate that small town hunting buddy shit.

    It's the American way. Or at least the southern one anyways.

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