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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars
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Flighty DameRegistered User regular
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Some dude just won an obscene amount of money
That's a lot of cash money! Seems like a nice enough guy, good for him. But it got me thinking- what the fuck would I do with that amount of money? Where do you even start?
So after doing the 'practical' and 'responsible' shit like paying off your bills and helping out friends/family, giving to charity or whatever, what crazy outlandish shit would you do with that money?
Me, I've got five words for you: Private shuttle. to the moon
Shaw said he needed a few days to decide whether he will keep his minimum-wage job at the store where he has worked for just three weeks. He also plans to seek advice "from people who know about money" about whether to take the jackpot in 30 payments over 29 years or the lump-sum amount of $124,875,122.
That's a lot of cash money! Seems like a nice enough guy, good for him. But it got me thinking- what the fuck would I do with that amount of money? Where do you even start?
So after doing the 'practical' and 'responsible' shit like paying off your bills and helping out friends/family, giving to charity or whatever, what crazy outlandish shit would you do with that money?
Me, I've got five words for you: Private shuttle. to the moon
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but at the same time, people need jobs, so if i didn't why should i have one
sometimes you need a hundred million dollars by next tuesday, man
don't tell me you've never been there
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Good show, old bean.
because a hundred million dollars is still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more money than you would ever need and some of us don't live long term
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there is no way id be able to spend that much money
Tiny payments that they are afraid they won't receive all of?
yeah but they're clearly all terrible at managing money seeing as they play the lottery
why not just get a couple million dollars magically every year? that just seems so much more appealing.
ONE million
i can't imagine getting such a ridiculous amount of cash
because the more money you have the more you're likely to overdose on some sweet cocaine next week
Yes you would since you would have to pay taxes on it.
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edit: And then use a portion of that growth to form a grant that will help drop outs who have figured out what they want to do for a living but they need to finish portions of their education.
I'm talking like 90% of it
if I won like 200 million dollars I would seriously give the vast majority of it away
Then go back to being a man after a month.
Then try out being a snake
Yeah, I honestly don't know if I would give up working if I had the means to. I get antsy when I have nothing to do, I'd probably end up recreating Neverland Ranch out of sheer boredom
this guy won 258 MILLION dollars
if you want more money than that then you'll never be happy
but proper investment means you can look at the long term, set up your kids, their kids, etc
Fuck kids.
Gonna make so many clones for myself so I'll be ready like Palpatine.
that would own
I edited to add that I would use some of that growth to fund educational grants.
I don't think you grasp just how much money 258 million dollars
Put it in the effing BANK and you and like 10 generations wouldn't have to work ever again
never mind something with a decent yield