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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If the currency was gorilla urine I'd get me a gorilla and make him drink lots of water.

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wonder how much money it would take to disappear...

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I refuse to believe that fungible is a real word

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    guys that's not important right now

    what's important is that you give me your money

    all of it


    right now





    just trust me man, it's really important

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    I refuse to believe that fungible is a real word

    ok hold on

    because I'm going to shatter your fragile fucking world right now

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nope, that's photoshopped

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    have you not taken organic chem or biochem

    fungible is used all the time

    my prof did at least

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    have you not taken organic chem or biochem

    fungible is used all the time

    my prof did at least

    how many people take fucking organic chem or biochem

    that's not like something everyone is supposed to have taken

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    he was just playing a joke on you

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    guys that's not important right now

    what's important is that you give me your money

    all of it


    right now





    just trust me man, it's really important

    HOW CAN I GIVE YOU MY MONEY FASTER

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    have you not taken organic chem or biochem

    fungible is used all the time

    my prof did at least

    how many people take fucking organic chem or biochem

    that's not like something everyone is supposed to have taken

    he's a fucking science major

    edit: who's talked about chirality before, no less, so I had assumed he'd taken organic chem

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yeah I've fucking done ochem before and talked about it in conversations where tam has been posting

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well then nevermind me

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it did seem like he'd made up the word- and that he could have used "transferable" or "interchangeable" instead- but he pulled it up on webster for us to see

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fungible sounds like it either means something that's fun to touch, or a mushroom you can eat.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why did the mushroom go to the party

    because he's a fungi

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what is orange and sounds like a parrot

    a carrot

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If I had won the money a couple years ago I would have paid NBC to cancel Heroes after the first season

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pay them to cancel it retroactively

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wipe everyone's memories, burn all the copies.

    Activate the self-destruct devices in the DVDs people were obviously tricked into buying.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god if I had a million bajillion dollars all I want is one of these

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

    clown-funeral-x.jpg

    Hilarious.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would buy love.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i'd just buy a few decently-sized houses around the world and go traveling/living in different places forever and ever. with my indentured manservant

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    OrmiOrmi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd buy one really big house and invite all my friends to live with me. <3

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i'd just buy a few decently-sized houses around the world and go traveling/living in different places forever and ever. with my indentured manservant

    Yes, sir. Very good, sir.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fiz would make a pretty good manservent. Make you laugh, act, and give you a quickie before every trip.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

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    Hilarious.

    There's actually fifteen dead clowns in that coffin

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd buy you a diamond ring if it made you feel alright.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rinder wrote: »
    Fiz would make a pretty good manservent. Make you laugh, act, and give you a quickie before every trip.

    Plus I've studied 7 languages and have varying levels of fluency with them. Not going to pretend my French is good, but I can read it just fine. I'd be so helpful

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    guys that's not important right now

    what's important is that you give me your money

    all of it


    right now





    just trust me man, it's really important

    HOW CAN I GIVE YOU MY MONEY FASTER

    You give it to me, i can get it there then even electronic transfers. Trust me!

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fiz no lie i would hire you to be my manservant in a heartbeat

    but you would have to learn to be bi or at least tolerate the presence of many hot/money-hungry women

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want a castle

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fiz can lick seven different alphabets onto your cockhead.

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    atmaatma Deep RiverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    penny arcade is a private company

    but I would make them an offer they couldn't refuse

    then I would do terrible things, terrible, gross, evil nasty things

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

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    OrmiOrmi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

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