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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It involves space. Duh

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Because that way you get the nuclear explosion plus the kinetic energy of a heavy bomb hitting the ground very fast.

    Airbursts are for babies.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd imagine that without proper reentry shielding the nuke would burn up or be rendered useless

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's why the nuke is mounted on a thirty-foot tungsten rod.

    In fact, forget the nuke and the blackjack.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hookers!

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    she'll be comin around the mountain when she comes!

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A lady this fine you gotta romance first.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod you're my kind of guy

    a Futurama guy

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The best kind of guy.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you're not the boss of me

    I am!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well I know that! don't fire me!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you're not the boss of me

    I am!

    make him get you coffee!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you're not the boss of me

    I am!

    make him get you coffee!

    Tell him to dress sexier if he expects a raise next quarter.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not at work right now!

    Stop telling her to do things!

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AipPj6wx8pQ

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I'm not at work right now!

    Stop telling her to do things!

    I'm writing these down for later.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    goddammit.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fiz can lick seven different alphabets onto your cockhead.

    I got a special piercing to do umlauts.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fiz can lick seven different alphabets onto your cockhead.

    I got a special piercing to do umlauts.

    If you can do asian scripts I'm putting you in the movies.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fiz can lick seven different alphabets onto your cockhead.

    I got a special piercing to do umlauts.

    If you can do asian scripts I'm putting you in the movies.

    It's hard to make out through the pixelation

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I never got that... I saw a couple of Asian pornos and they only pay basic lip service to censoring. I mean, you can REALLy tell what is happening there but why do they bother in the first place?

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    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogs, have you ever thought some of us find light censorship sexy?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I never got that... I saw a couple of Asian pornos and they only pay basic lip service to censoring. I mean, you can REALLy tell what is happening there but why do they bother in the first place?

    Because if they didn't, suddenly one of the actors would power level, scream bankai, and there would be lotus petals and doves flying around in slow motion as lightening and whirlwinds storm the set for 30 minutes.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's like lingerie, only more abstraction is involved

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I never got that... I saw a couple of Asian pornos and they only pay basic lip service to censoring. I mean, you can REALLy tell what is happening there but why do they bother in the first place?

    Because if they didn't, suddenly one of the actors would power level, scream bankai, and there would be lotus petals and doves flying around in slow motion as lightening and whirlwinds storm the set for 30 minutes.

    so you're telling me asian cum has the same effect as running fast in okami?

    can it heal the forest?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    spono wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I never got that... I saw a couple of Asian pornos and they only pay basic lip service to censoring. I mean, you can REALLy tell what is happening there but why do they bother in the first place?

    Because if they didn't, suddenly one of the actors would power level, scream bankai, and there would be lotus petals and doves flying around in slow motion as lightening and whirlwinds storm the set for 30 minutes.

    so you're telling me asian cum has the same effect as running fast in okami?

    can it heal the forest?

    Either that, or Asians just have pixelated genitals.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    asian porn is art

    you bankais don't even know

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    Did you nail her back at the trailer?

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, that's another thing I saw in both. the guy receiving in both was crying.

    WTF? Is that what turns them on? D:

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    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    what about if you pay the stripper in gift cards

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    what about if you pay the stripper in gift cards

    Pay her with baby formula and skip the middle man.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    what about if you pay the stripper in gift cards

    Pay her with baby formula and skip the middle man.

    they don't sell baby formula at academy sports & outdoors!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    what about if you pay the stripper in gift cards

    Pay her with baby formula and skip the middle man.

    they don't sell baby formula at academy sports & outdoors!

    Damn, can you score a 6 pack of coor's light and a hit of meth for her then?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    Did you nail her back at the trailer?

    Hehe, that rhymed.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it did?

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why would you nail an asian pornstar stripper's back to a trailer

    wait I think I've seen this movie

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It could also be from a song. Maybe. [tiny]yes[/tiny]

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    close enough

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