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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it's asian porn if the girl is crying, right?

    No, it's lap dances only count if the stripper is crying.

    what about if you pay the stripper in gift cards

    Pay her with baby formula and skip the middle man.

    they don't sell baby formula at academy sports & outdoors!

    Damn, can you score a 6 pack of coor's light and a hit of meth for her then?

    I wouldn't doubt it!

    Dead Legend on
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I never got that... I saw a couple of Asian pornos and they only pay basic lip service to censoring. I mean, you can REALLy tell what is happening there but why do they bother in the first place?

    Because if they didn't, suddenly one of the actors would power level, scream bankai, and there would be lotus petals and doves flying around in slow motion as lightening and whirlwinds storm the set for 30 minutes.

    so you're telling me asian cum has the same effect as running fast in okami?

    can it heal the forest?

    Either that, or Asians just have pixelated genitals.

    Long ago, Asians fought a brutal war against human genitals. They very nearly lost. Looking at unpixelated genitals is just too traumatic for them now.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They uncensored it once, said, "huh, it really is true," reapplied the censores and never looked back.

    jackal on
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