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Burying my Dad today
Staleghoti
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He's been dead for a year, but they're burying his ashes today. It's pretty depressing, and I know his wife/widow is gonna do something to make me feel totally awkward.
So SE++, bury anyone lately?
Share some awkward as hell/sad as balls family stories
So SE++, bury anyone lately?
Share some awkward as hell/sad as balls family stories
YAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: ClintownDear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i'm sorry for your loss
More of a "crappy family situations that are soul-burningly awkward" thread
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
sorry for your dad, staleghoti
Why are you getting the ashes a year after he died?
doesn't that defeat the whole purpose pf cremation?
no, that's the whole point of being a skit show
They've been with his wife all this time, I've never seen seen the urn.
Her friends, and my family, and I all felt that it was totally unhealthy for her to be keeping it in the house, and people wanted a place they could go to see his grave and stuff.
After much deliberation she decided to bury the ashes in a local cemetery.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose of a raneados post?
She was really gung-ho about spreading them, but nobody else wanted that.
The burial thing just came up a few weeks ago, before this they were gonna plant a tree, never heard what came of that plan.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
make a thread about it
I appreciate this post
al gore
al gore came from that plan
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Incidentally I hear there are a lot of irritating rules dealing with how and when you can bury people/spread ashes/etc.
http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
he says he doesn't care what we do with the ashes, he'll be dead and he won't care
He was cremated cause his wife was too cheap to get a coffin and bury him.
And she was uber-against burying him last year for some reason. She one of these people who makes a decision, won't budge, but also won't explain why.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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I used to
then my dad died and now she's pretty loopy, and greedy.
No time to get into that tho, gotta go do this thang.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
My grandfather has had Alzheimer's for the better part of the last 10 years, and for the last couple, he's been almost completely checked out, so in a way it was pretty relieving to see him finally peaceful.
I was completely fine until his old navy friends came to give the VFW service at the evening wake. I broke down like a little girl.
Sorry about your dad, Stale, and I hope your (stepmom?) doesn't make you feel odd.
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that is also the very first thing I thought
my grandpa remarried a few years ago. the lady he married resembles in demeanor a small, frightened bird.
she's afraid of everything, and hates spending money
Is she tight?
like a tiger
he didn't even have the good sense to find a trophy wife!
I told him my favorite memory was when he taught me how to make tits using a towel. He laughed and I started crying. It really sucks seeing an awesome 6'4 giant reduced to nothing like that. He looked/acted exactly like George Carlin, just bigger.
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phoooooaaarrrrrwwww
what are the odds that a guy named Don Gangster was actually a Don Gangster
he's actually a Pokémon
he can only say Don Gangster
Nah, he was Don [name]. But he was a gangster, a really old one. 80ish I think, or older. All tatted up and white-mustached and an amputee to boot. I never thought of him as a particularly colorful character when he was alive, he generally liked to sit and sun himself and his cats, but it wasn't as if I was really allowed over there anyway, though we had good relations with the family. But being a gangster from the 1940s (zoot suits and everything I suspect), he must have had some great stories.
meaning $$$ not death