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[RADlands] Ho down in Bro town

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why do you think this mission was so fucked up Toasters?

    Seriously. This is what a hard-knock lifed loyalty mission devolves into.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My favorite part is how dusty's idea of helping is blowing up the building the entire party is inside of

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's a-me! Dustyyyy!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey, I'm walking out with two new party members. Not a bad run, I do say.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's probably a good thing Skiff isn't there to see you guys beat the shit out of his beloved leader.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is a good point, Vis.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, I think I just realized what the "Good" Ending for this mission was.

    Human Leader & Mutant Leader Wedding.

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  • Thor4242Thor4242 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He's a shark mutant. Punch him in the snout to establish superiority!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    Also, I think I just realized what the "Good" Ending for this mission was.

    Human Leader & Mutant Leader Wedding.

    Mustache on Labial Digit action

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kro, I suggested that like literally 100 pages ago.

    They didn't listen.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skiff said he doesn't care much for the others, they're just more accepting than the humans

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kro, I suggested that like literally 100 pages ago.

    They didn't listen.

    They don't know your wisdom.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    All you guys need now is I think Speed to make an assisting roll.

    And voila!

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is one of the humans suppose to be Walter staback? I may need to reread the chronicles

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Is one of the humans suppose to be Walter staback? I may need to reread the chronicles

    The closest analog is the human leader.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, Scarlet what happened to Wolf's not being able to hit a woman thing?

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  • CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dux, if you could hurry up your little side mission, we could use THM's goddamn help! Also, if you can, focus fire on Chayot, the quicker, feminine-looking one. If she goes down, they'll all go down.

    [Dan][Cowboy Dan] Phys[50%]Ment[20%]Soc[20%] Stress[40%]Rad[15%]Burning Spirit[50%]

    Dan drops the weaker handgun on the ground. Now wasn't the time to show off. He pushes himself to his feet and takes aim at the quicker, smarter black creature, guessing it's the leader and fires the ivory gun.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    vis, she is kind of a bitch

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  • CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, where is that goddamn tank?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    go charging in firing that gun, Dan

    stare death in the face

    use those legs

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dan the tank is probably inactive if Jen is unconscious.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    or its gone too if she got taken over!

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't be a heroooooooooo
    get on your bike and get the hell out of the forest

    I would attack Chayot but i think you and Jack are in a diffferent part of the forest?

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  • CyenseCyense Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, essentially Skiff was just there because it was the least likely place in the general area that he'd take a bullet to the face.

    Well, until the uh, war that's broken out but y'know.

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  • CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pffft, Dan's got a giant spider-mutant on his side. I ain't scared yet.

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    [Bro]
    [Kruppe] [P] 10% 25% [M] 75%
    Stress: 22% Rad: POISONED

    "Ah, yes of course. Nice to find someone else who likes the subject. Especially since... not the time. Must move. " Kruppe takes the freakers hand, offering up a quiet prayer to his god as they head down the sewer pipe.

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  • CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh shit. Didn't realize Dan's 10 percent away from Stressed out....Oh wells. Dem's de breaks.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Don't be a heroooooooooo
    get on your bike and get the hell out of the forest
    he can't, he's in the DAAAAAAANGER ZOOOOONE

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  • Thor4242Thor4242 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Syd must light shit on fire. Bob is helping. Don't waste that. Or the whiskey. Your scissors are gone until Bob tries to stab someone in the eye with them.

    Is improvised weapon still an ad? Cause Bob is taking it if it is.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dan also has the burning spirit, and may get more for staring death in the face

    Charge!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Considering Dan is a Vanguard and also has Balboa his attack should hit and he will probably get a shitload of Burning Spirit.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh wait, Dan I think you need to spend an action reloading the Revolver if you want to use it?

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how long we got until those water heaters blow?

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hopefully everything will go swimmingly with our actions, then the water heaters will provide a fireworks display as we ride triumphantly into the sunset

    yes I can see this happening yes

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    More like just as she's about to hit the pavement and wave of lava-hot water explodes from the house engulfing all of you and searing your skin.

    [Party has gained Wound: Horrific Scars[-15]]

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what's that vis CRABBY can't hear you over its COOLANT SYSTEM

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    hopefully everything will go swimmingly with our actions, then the water heaters will provide a fireworks display as we ride triumphantly into the sunset

    yes I can see this happening yes

    As our heroes drive away, they look fondly back on the city that they've brought peace to as detonating water heaters soar into the sky, exploding into brilliant displays of green plumes.

    Unfortunately, this triggers a Mini-crash.

    Our heroes are now stomping on the gas, rocking forward in the vain hopes that their momentum will be enough to escape the rapidly expanding green orb of destruction devouring the city.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wolf still hasn't dove down. Read every post, damnit!
    Either way the woman has proven herself entirely un-ladylike. Wolf will deal with it for now.

    Speed, how do you wanna do this?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Scarlet Speed's on Vent.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Didn't realize his computer only had the ram to open one program at a time

    (I am not at my computer I hate all of you)

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