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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Having to eat like six times a day to be fully satisfied is lame, especially when I eat closer to three times a day.

    Sarksus on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Game. Set. Match.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Game. Set. Match.

    That was a low blow.

    Sarksus on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Game. Set. Match.

    I laughed.

    Quid on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Game. Set. Match.

    I laughed.

    so did I

    Arch on
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    It worked for Anna Nicole.

    I read this as "I worked for Anna Nicole"

    Smurph on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Game. Set. Match.

    Speaking of which, is it wrong for a tennis player to aim at their opponent's balls?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.

    And they're allowed to raid your office before anything has been charged, when this is specifically dealing with the iPhone, which has been returned already by Gizmodo?

    I thought that if they wanted to see if he purchased anything else illegally, they'd have to actually file charges first.

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This hotel is kind of fancy. I wish I could take a bath right now. Everything is marble.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Game. Set. Match.

    Speaking of which, is it wrong for a tennis player to aim at their opponent's balls?

    If they aren't already they should.

    Quid on
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    so cold

    fingers numb

    i want my heat back, damn it

    Rust on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    firewater, your avatar makes me think of cancer.

    Change it.

    *snaps*

    Ludious on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.

    And they're allowed to raid your office before anything has been charged, when this is specifically dealing with the iPhone, which has been returned already by Gizmodo?

    I thought that if they wanted to see if he purchased anything else illegally, they'd have to actually file charges first.

    I dunno I get all my infos from Law and Order and they'd always be going around searching places for one thing only to find somethting else.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    firewater, your avatar makes me think of cancer.

    Change it.

    *snaps*

    It should make you worry about getting decimated by mouth lasers. Leading cause of death among boy bands.

    Second only to giant floating black dude heads.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one hundred internets to you senjutsu

    Powerpuppies on
    sig.gif
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Hakkes, have you been reading Homestuck lately?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.

    And they're allowed to raid your office before anything has been charged, when this is specifically dealing with the iPhone, which has been returned already by Gizmodo?

    I thought that if they wanted to see if he purchased anything else illegally, they'd have to actually file charges first.

    You have to get warrants to collect evidence, and you need evidence to file charges. (I mean, you could file charges with no evidence, but that's probably not going to work out too well in terms of getting the right person)

    Let's say they believe Chen and the seller arranged the deal via emails sent from his home laptop (maybe the seller told them that, for instance). Then they have probable cause to believe there is evidence related to the crime in his home, and they tell a judge, and he signs a warrant, and they go and collect the evidence, and Chen whines like a babby about a "raid".

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arg, one more class and then lunch.

    I really need to start eating in the mornings >.<

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cass you aren't fat

    Organichu on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Why would anyone side with Gizmodo?

    They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.

    The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.

    This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.

    They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.

    Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?

    He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.

    They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.

    He received stolen property which is a felony.

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!

    Oh noes! The RIAA secretly made them raid his house to stop him from hacking the gibson and spreading illegal music, too!

    I heard Steve Jobs himself rolled by on a skateboard to pluck the new phone from the giz guy's hand.

    He never even slowed down...

    Steve Jobs waits for Nick Denton to shower. He opens the door, slowly, slowly, with the fine and soft caress of a man arousing a waiting lover. Nick Denton scrubs his hair, tense with the worries of running a blogging empire. He rolls his shoulders in agitation and tries to find solace in the soft sound of the showerhead sprinkling down all around him. Steve Jobs can sense his agitation; he's like a hulking lion cat watching the gazelle. His black turtleneck clings tightly to his skin with steam and sweat. He lurks closer to the Shower. Nick Denton is beginning to lather his square jaw, pursing his small lips. He's a man who's learned efficiency in his years of journalism, and so he shaves while he showers while he blackberries. Jobs knows this efficiency. They say opposites attract, but Steve Jobs could never deal with a wishy washy subordinate whining about having to pick up his blackberry at 3am or design a cost efficient iMac shell. Steve Jobs's cock throbbed hard as he waited in the shadows of the bathroom. Nick Denton was not only a man who met Steve Jobs' taste, but he had defied him by posting the iPhone.

    The defiance would cost Nick Denton many things. His hard earned money, his reputation as a journalist, his dignity in the press. But it earned Nick Denton one very important thing that had never been in his life or his anus before: Steve Jobs's penis.

    Steve Jobs whipped back the shower curtain. Nick Denton turned. He had been expecting the CEO of Apple to show up. They would be up all night, but Steve Jobs was used to long shifts.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    cass you aren't fat

    You can't talk about people who incorrectly think they are fat.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    cass you aren't fat

    You can't talk about people who incorrectly think they are fat.

    i can do whatever i want

    i have a loaded gun

    plus i am israeli

    if anyone complains i will decry them as antisemitic

    don't stand in my way, nerd

    down that path is destruction and disappointment

    Organichu on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hehehe.

    I wish I could shave while I shower while I blackberry.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    blah blah blah fat fat fat

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Salespeople and fast food workers refer to me as 'ma'am'. It's a little alarming. I don't think you can be a ma'am at 19.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hahahahaha like RIM could ever make a waterproof device.

    They can't even make a device that works.

    Ludious on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    cass you aren't fat

    You can't talk about people who incorrectly think they are fat.

    i can do whatever i want

    i have a loaded gun

    plus i am israeli

    if anyone complains i will decry them as antisemitic

    don't stand in my way, nerd

    down that path is destruction and disappointment
    I'm not afraid of you.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.

    And they're allowed to raid your office before anything has been charged, when this is specifically dealing with the iPhone, which has been returned already by Gizmodo?

    I thought that if they wanted to see if he purchased anything else illegally, they'd have to actually file charges first.

    You have to get warrants to collect evidence, and you need evidence to file charges. (I mean, you could file charges with no evidence, but that's probably not going to work out too well in terms of getting the right person)

    Let's say they believe Chen and the seller arranged the deal via emails sent from his home laptop (maybe the seller told them that, for instance). Then they have probable cause to believe there is evidence related to the crime in his home, and they tell a judge, and he signs a warrant, and they go and collect the evidence, and Chen whines like a babby about a "raid".

    It just seems like a whole lot of trouble when they already posted how they got it online. Seems kind of redundant to actually seize his computers and servers when they already know he paid $5000 for it from some guy who contacted them.

    Unless they're trying to press charges against the guy who found the phone, which would technically be covered under that shield law, right?

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    Go find the thread, there are tons of people who didn't like it.

    So It Goes on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    cass you aren't fat

    You can't talk about people who incorrectly think they are fat.

    i can do whatever i want

    i have a loaded gun

    plus i am israeli

    if anyone complains i will decry them as antisemitic

    don't stand in my way, nerd

    down that path is destruction and disappointment

    See this makes me your natural enemy.

    I'm a Texan. Therefore I too have a loaded gun.

    And thanks to our educational system I'll confuse you with the Seminoles, determine you're here to rape our womens, and a bloody shoot out follows.

    Quid on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Salespeople and fast food workers refer to me as 'ma'am'. It's a little alarming. I don't think you can be a ma'am at 19.

    I'm not either of those things. May I still call you ma'am?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    It's awesome and you are shut up it's awesome.

    Smurph on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    Oh yeah that's out huh. I need to netflix that.

    I probably will be indifferent about it, likely forgetting I'd seen it come winter.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Why would anyone side with Gizmodo?

    They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.

    The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.

    This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.

    They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.

    Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?

    He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.

    They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.

    He received stolen property which is a felony.

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!

    Oh noes! The RIAA secretly made them raid his house to stop him from hacking the gibson and spreading illegal music, too!

    I heard Steve Jobs himself rolled by on a skateboard to pluck the new phone from the giz guy's hand.

    He never even slowed down...

    Steve Jobs waits for Nick Denton to shower. He opens the door, slowly, slowly, with the fine and soft caress of a man arousing a waiting lover. Nick Denton scrubs his hair, tense with the worries of running a blogging empire. He rolls his shoulders in agitation and tries to find solace in the soft sound of the showerhead sprinkling down all around him. Steve Jobs can sense his agitation; he's like a hulking lion cat watching the gazelle. His black turtleneck clings tightly to his skin with steam and sweat. He lurks closer to the Shower. Nick Denton is beginning to lather his square jaw, pursing his small lips. He's a man who's learned efficiency in his years of journalism, and so he shaves while he showers while he blackberries. Jobs knows this efficiency. They say opposites attract, but Steve Jobs could never deal with a wishy washy subordinate whining about having to pick up his blackberry at 3am or design a cost efficient iMac shell. Steve Jobs's cock throbbed hard as he waited in the shadows of the bathroom. Nick Denton was not only a man who met Steve Jobs' taste, but he had defied him by posting the iPhone.

    The defiance would cost Nick Denton many things. His hard earned money, his reputation as a journalist, his dignity in the press. But it earned Nick Denton one very important thing that had never been in his life or his anus before: Steve Jobs's penis.

    Steve Jobs whipped back the shower curtain. Nick Denton turned. He had been expecting the CEO of Apple to show up. They would be up all night, but Steve Jobs was used to long shifts.

    :lol:

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    You're not supposed to take it seriously it is a flashy action pic

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.

    But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.

    And they're allowed to raid your office before anything has been charged, when this is specifically dealing with the iPhone, which has been returned already by Gizmodo?

    I thought that if they wanted to see if he purchased anything else illegally, they'd have to actually file charges first.

    You have to get warrants to collect evidence, and you need evidence to file charges. (I mean, you could file charges with no evidence, but that's probably not going to work out too well in terms of getting the right person)

    Let's say they believe Chen and the seller arranged the deal via emails sent from his home laptop (maybe the seller told them that, for instance). Then they have probable cause to believe there is evidence related to the crime in his home, and they tell a judge, and he signs a warrant, and they go and collect the evidence, and Chen whines like a babby about a "raid".

    It just seems like a whole lot of trouble when they already posted how they got it online. Seems kind of redundant to actually seize his computers and servers when they already know he paid $5000 for it from some guy who contacted them.

    Unless they're trying to press charges against the guy who found the phone, which would technically be covered under that shield law, right?

    Dog you don't seem to understand how criminal cases are built on evidence and how more and better evidence is always useful.

    So It Goes on
  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    HIGHEST EARNING MOVIE OF ALL TIIIIIIIME!

    langfor6 on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    cass you aren't fat

    You can't talk about people who incorrectly think they are fat.

    i can do whatever i want

    i have a loaded gun

    plus i am israeli

    if anyone complains i will decry them as antisemitic

    don't stand in my way, nerd

    down that path is destruction and disappointment
    I'm not afraid of you.

    goliath wasn't scared

    egypt and syria weren't scared

    john bobbitt wasn't scared

    Organichu on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok so I just finished Avatar...

    That was all a big joke, right? Right?
    I mean, the robot knife fight.

    This movie has to be a huge joke all of society is playing on me. I just can't take it seriously.

    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.

    Apparently in Avatar the Na'vi he connects nerve endings with (fucks) looks at him and goes "Now we are mated for life."

    I'm going to watch Avatar with Choco, eventually have sex with him, and right before he finishes go googly eyed and wisely intone that line to him.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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