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The [Chat] Dragon's Revenge

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Justin, that is alleged!

    ALLEGED!

    Alleged and hilarious!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I have to the beach this weekend.

    It's going to take, like, 2 hours just to get there and I don't even like the beach.

    Oh god they still make you kids go outside? THE HORROR!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I had a dream I had a pet bear.

    Did you name it?

    No. If I had one in real life, I would probably name it Kakos, though.

    Would you like it to try to hump you all the time? :P

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Hey Honk is "sleep well, cykelställ" a common thing to say at all

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I have to the beach this weekend.

    It's going to take, like, 2 hours just to get there and I don't even like the beach.

    Oh god they still make you kids go outside? THE HORROR!

    Yes. This explains everything perfectly.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I have to go to the beach this weekend.

    It's going to take, like, 2 hours just to get there and I don't even like the beach.
    The beach is awesome.

    Wait, aren't you in Ohio? Oh, you mean the Great Lakes.

    Yeah, I wouldn't want to go there, either.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I have to go to the beach this weekend.

    It's going to take, like, 2 hours just to get there and I don't even like the beach.
    The beach is awesome.

    Wait, aren't you in Ohio? Oh, you mean the Great Lakes.

    Yeah, I wouldn't want to go there, either.

    I'm in Virginia.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    On TV there is a film in which Steven Seagal hits things.

    Fat or not fat Seagal?

    Is he teamed up with a rapper?

    Oh man, the Seagal + DMX film was the first Seagal film to go on cinemas here in like ten years. It was also the last Seagal film to go on cinemas.

    I have a sad, I own "Cradle to the Grave." In my defense I own a lot of Jet li's movies.

    Hahaha. Bad American Jet Li movies are a special guilty treat.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Gooey wrote: »

    Shit this is going to tank the US isn't it? God damn it.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Danny the dog was great. But French, right?

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I have to the beach this weekend.

    It's going to take, like, 2 hours just to get there and I don't even like the beach.

    It's always been weird to me that people take weekend trips to the beach. To me the beach has been something that's twenty minutes away, where you pop down every time you feel like a swim.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Hahaha. Bad American Jet Li movies are a special guilty treat.

    Thank god its not just me...

    Something about him beating people up in english is good times to me. Though in his chinese films he actually smiles.

    I think my favorite American Li is Kiss of the Dragon.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Danny the dog was great. But French, right?

    European at least. One of Bessons productions.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    somehow i already have at least 14 people coming to iron man 2 with me
    1 week 2 days

    also in 1 week i will have been done with my last class D:

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, an East Coast beach. Yeah, those are pretty shitty, too.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What format, if any, should I get Bioshock and/or Bioshock 2 in?

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.

    Man was not meant to live in the middle of gigantic oceanless plains.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.

    Beach volleyball! Ladies! Sketchy beach food! Seagulls stealing boxes of cheez-its!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?
    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.
    Beach volleyball! Ladies! Sketchy beach food! Seagulls stealing boxes of cheez-its!
    Nerdgasmic is too young to appreciate ladies.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.

    Beach volleyball! Ladies! Sketchy beach food! Seagulls stealing boxes of cheez-its!

    This doesn't really address my first point, sir.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Question: Are there Steven Segal movies in which things are not punched?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't believe you got shit for your Jenna Jameson joke in the MMA thread, Preacher. And then no one has a said a thing about the Nelson Mandela joke.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Hey Honk is "sleep well, cykelställ" a common thing to say at all

    It's the first time I've heard it, though it does rhyme so someone is bound to use it.

    (Sleep well, bike rack).

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't believe you got shit for your Jenna Jameson joke in the MMA thread, Preacher. And then no one has a said a thing about the Nelson Mandela joke.

    Honestly it wasn't even domestic violence, its more that she looks like a god damn skeleton man. Shit I thought that was super none offensive. Well ok for an mma thread, but wet bandit had to be a wet blanket.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.
    11.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    On TV there is a film in which Steven Seagal hits things.

    Fat or not fat Seagal?

    Not-fat Seagal.

    Holy hell this film is twenty years old.

    japan on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.

    That would be illegal. The 47th amendment to the US constitution prevents children under the age of 13 from posting on forums.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Question: Are there Steven Segal movies in which things are not punched?

    Looking at his filmography at IMDB, no.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What format, if any, should I get Bioshock and/or Bioshock 2 in?

    PC

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.
    11.
    That's what I figured

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Question: Are there Steven Segal movies in which things are not punched?

    Sometimes things are kicked. There is generally at least some secondary punching, however.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.
    11.

    I will tell you that I am fifteen, before this gets out of hand.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.
    11.
    I will tell you that I am fifteen, before this gets out of hand.
    You're no fun, Nerd.

    You play Borderlands like you're in your 60s.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How old is nerd? I assume he's not really twelve.
    11.

    I will tell you that I am fifteen, before this gets out of hand.

    Is that fifteen fifteen or I'm fifteen in four months it counts really fifteen?

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hahaha. Bad American Jet Li movies are a special guilty treat.

    Thank god its not just me...

    Something about him beating people up in english is good times to me. Though in his chinese films he actually smiles.

    I think my favorite American Li is Kiss of the Dragon.

    And speaking of bad american DMX movies, Belly is another guilty pleasure. The acting is nonexistent, the plot is weirdly nonsensical given that it is just a bunch of hood crime movies mashed together, but Hype Williams actually shot it, so every freaking frame looks like a hip hop video. I used to watch that and Gummo back to back all the time.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The beach is a place where there are big roaring waves to swim in and lots of crabs to capture and harass and sand to build castles.

    How can you not like it?

    Those are all awfully lame things to drive toward for hours, sir.

    Beach volleyball! Ladies! Sketchy beach food! Seagulls stealing boxes of cheez-its!

    This doesn't really address my first point, sir.

    The first point being that the drive is long? Don't you have portable entertainment? Read a book or play some portable vidja.

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