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The [Chat] Dragon's Revenge

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I give chest bumps to old ladies

    Me too. With my hands.

    Ryadic on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:

    1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    15) French toast.
    16) A hamburger.
    17) Pizza.

    Drez on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    what interest rate do you charge

    tyrannus on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.

    You know squirrels are omnivorous scavengers right?

    I mean NO SQUIRREL BEHIND

    Arch on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.

    Clearly, they were filming Conker's Bad Fur Day 2.

    Drez on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:

    17) Pizza.

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honestly Drez I saw all those choices and my mind just blanked out. It's like those pictures where you're supposed to find three differences between the clown on the left and the clown and the right. Just eat all of the above.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:

    1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    15) French toast.
    16) A hamburger.
    17) Pizza.

    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam.

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:

    1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
    11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
    13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
    15) French toast.
    16) A hamburger.
    17) Pizza.

    Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.

    Also, option 8.

    EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*

    RMS Oceanic on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    what interest rate do you charge

    If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honestly Drez I saw all those choices and my mind just blanked out. It's like those pictures where you're supposed to find three differences between the clown on the left and the clown and the right.

    Hahah
    Just eat all of the above.

    I'm pretty sure I would die.

    Drez on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.

    Also, option 8.

    EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*

    I'm unfamiliar with this sketch. Monty Python?

    Drez on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh no this dude was blatantly giving me free shit because I was a woman. This actual exchange happened once:

    Sexist Guy: Oh nice I got a 200 world drop.
    Guy: Can I buy that from you for my alt?
    Sexist Guy: IDK...
    Me: Oh cool I'd like that.
    Sexist Guy: YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE!! After all, I believe in respecting ladies.

    See, that's a weird form of actual discrimination. Maybe. It's taking the whole "women are the fairer sex" thing to a far end of the spectrum. I'd be interested to see how he treats women in real life when it comes to property and money and stuff like that.

    He basically believes women should be stay at home mothers and men should be the bread winner.

    He's also told other people in the guild that he is going to convert me to Christianity and by extension his views on gender relations because he wants to hang out with me in heaven and would be sad if I was burning in hell instead.

    It's really something.

    If I had said something like that to one of the girls in my former guild, I would have been stuck with a shiv. Now I'm not saying you should shiv him.
    But you should totally shiv him.

    Thomamelas on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez you just got sigged.

    Winky on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    what interest rate do you charge

    If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.

    This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left

    nexuscrawler on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.

    Also, option 8.

    EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*

    I'm unfamiliar with this sketch. Monty Python?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Feelin better today Winkster?

    nexuscrawler on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:

    Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
    Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
    Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    For those of you pondering complete gender equality: it is still unacceptable to slap a woman on the ass after saying "good game."


    At least in the middle of Sears.

    Bama on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Drez you just got sigged.

    hehe

    Drez on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Feelin better today Winkster?

    Yep. But I'm still sick. And my computer is broken.

    So things are actually pretty awful.

    But I'm feeling a lot better.

    Winky on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey cass i just bought a 24 case of coca cola from walmart

    would you like it

    just say the word, babe

    i got people at the post office, not gonna lie i'm kind of a big deal 8-)

    Organichu on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This morning Choco gave me a kiss. I went "Oo, you have stubble, that's so hot," so he earnestly jutted his chin out and began to scrub it all over my face.

    'Chu, give me all of your coca cola. I'll chug it, get diabetes, and live on disability. Fuck yeah.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    what interest rate do you charge

    If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.

    This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left

    leave it to a GIRL to not charge interest :j

    the :j indicates hefty sarcasm

    tyrannus on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    For those of you pondering complete gender equality: it is still unacceptable to slap a woman on the ass after saying "good game."


    At least in the middle of Sears.

    What if the game in this instance was sex?


    We're still in the middle of Sears in this hypothetical situation.

    Winky on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.

    Also, option 8.

    EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*

    I'm unfamiliar with this sketch. Monty Python?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

    hahahhahahahah never seen it

    Drez on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.

    Also, option 8.

    EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*

    I'm unfamiliar with this sketch. Monty Python?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

    It's the whole reason we call electronic junk mail spam.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey cass i just bought a 24 case of coca cola from walmart

    would you like it

    just say the word, babe

    i got people at the post office, not gonna lie i'm kind of a big deal 8-)
    :lol:

    Bama on
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    From now on Cass must pay ME to submit stuff to LMB.

    Yeah! :winky:

    WMain00 on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This morning Choco gave me a kiss. I went "Oo, you have stubble, that's so hot," so he earnestly jutted his chin out and began to scrub it all over my face.

    Choco is a hairless man-child? I get stick from French Girl all the time for how quickly I stubble up,

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well I'm gonna go get breakfast.

    Drez on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    People still shop at SEARS?

    Or do they just go there for sex?

    JustinSane07 on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    For those of you pondering complete gender equality: it is still unacceptable to slap a woman on the ass after saying "good game."


    At least in the middle of Sears.

    What if the game in this instance was sex?


    We're still in the middle of Sears in this hypothetical situation.
    Let's just say you're probably not going to be Santa at that particular mall ever again.

    Bama on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey cass i just bought a 24 case of coca cola from walmart

    would you like it

    just say the word, babe

    i got people at the post office, not gonna lie i'm kind of a big deal 8-)

    now all you need is a jumbo pack of hot dogs and 5 loaves of Wonderbread

    nexuscrawler on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:

    Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
    Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
    Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7

    Anecdotally, many of the girls I interacted with on WoW were aware of the different treatment they got than guys and did use it to their advantage to get free stuff and the like. I don't blame them, making the best out of a bad situation, I would do it too.

    Winky on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.

    So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.

    Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.

    what interest rate do you charge

    If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.

    This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left

    leave it to a GIRL to not charge interest :j

    the :j indicates hefty sarcasm

    :j seems like the face of someone in the middle of some sort of medical emergency. The lower part of the j is their mouth twisted in pain, the dot is the flecks of spittle flying free from their twisted mouths.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I too use my beard as a exfoliating agent on my gf

    nexuscrawler on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    :j seems like the face of someone in the middle of some sort of medical emergency. The lower part of the j is their mouth twisted in pain, the dot is the flecks of spittle flying free from their twisted mouths.

    it looks a lot better on steam but it's supposed to be smug! but with spittle :j

    tyrannus on
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