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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A friend of mine got dumped by a girl he really liked as he was fractionally shorter than her. So when she wore heels she towered above him. It's a weird convention, but it sure does look out of place when you see a couple with the girl being taller.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha

    discussion about height going on

    arch walks in and conveniently talks about caterpillars

    Someone start blasting Randy Newman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

    I always loved this clip from Family Guy:

    http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/71ffc3d82aa30f

    Drez on
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I had a weird height moment about a month ago. I was walking with my co-teachers to lunch and it suddenly dawned on me that I am WAY taller than all my female co-teachers.

    Like a good head above all of them.

    These are people I've worked with for at least a year, and I didn't realize I was that much taller until that day.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I'll just hold DUE at arm's length and he'll be unable to harm me.

    man you aren't tall enough to sneer at him

    what are you like 5'8"

    Organichu on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am ~6'2", maybe a smidge taller

    my wife is like 5'4"

    yes, my short friends

    I have intentionally scooped up a short girl rather than going with a girl who was too tall for you

    I have reduced your pool of potential candidates!
    :x

    Bama on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if you live in the southeast, you know them well
    0865.jpeg

    Yep, those are the ones I saw.

    What do they become?
    medium.jpg

    Arch on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    it's time to chop off some legs here. won't be so tall in your chair. also no prostheses
    I'll just buy a barber chair.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUQNX7wE3A
    Man I miss Looney Tunes.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    1.75m is the UK average, which seems to be a little below the US average. We must have a secret supply of shorties skewing the average somewhere as that seems a bit short.

    You're definitely a gangrel collection of knees and elbows, I'm feeling.

    I'm somewhere around the 185cm mark.

    and 6 stone 6 I expect?

    I have no idea what I weigh. I think I was about ~75kg last time I checked, but that was long ago.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm like 5'10.5" you jerk.

    Yes, the 0.5" is important.


    at least that's what I tell the ladies

    Bama on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I am ~6'2", maybe a smidge taller

    my wife is like 5'4"

    yes, my short friends

    I have intentionally scooped up a short girl rather than going with a girl who was too tall for you

    I have reduced your pool of potential candidates!

    not drastic enough

    NOT DRASTIC ENOUGH

    my last relationship i was like 14 inches taller

    yes but my wife isn't in elementary school so

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    1.75m is the UK average, which seems to be a little below the US average. We must have a secret supply of shorties skewing the average somewhere as that seems a bit short.

    This is odd, because I'm only 180 and most people I meet are quite a bit shorter than I am. Maybe I have good posture?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    1.75m is the UK average, which seems to be a little below the US average. We must have a secret supply of shorties skewing the average somewhere as that seems a bit short.

    You're definitely a gangrel collection of knees and elbows, I'm feeling.

    I'm somewhere around the 185cm mark.

    That's what my penis measures at.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I'm like 5'10.5" you jerk.

    Yes, the 0.5" is important.


    at least that's what I tell the ladies

    oh hahahaha someone who is 5'10" complaining about being short

    hahahahaha that is rich

    5'3" motherfucker represent

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm 6'4 and my wife is about 5'8, 5'9 or so. Some day we will make giant babies.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine got dumped by a girl he really liked as he was fractionally shorter than her. So when she wore heels she towered above him. It's a weird convention, but it sure does look out of place when you see a couple with the girl being taller.

    It does seem to matter to some people. One of the girls I went to school with was 6'1" and she always complained about trying to find a man tall enough for her.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    1.75m is the UK average, which seems to be a little below the US average. We must have a secret supply of shorties skewing the average somewhere as that seems a bit short.

    You're definitely a gangrel collection of knees and elbows, I'm feeling.

    I'm somewhere around the 185cm mark.

    and 6 stone 6 I expect?

    I have no idea what I weigh. I think I was about ~75kg last time I checked, but that was long ago.

    Kilos? I thought you were British!

    I'm about 100kg, 6' tall. No-one ever believes me about my weight. I mean, I'm not skinny, but 100kg suggests adamantium bones.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if you live in the southeast, you know them well
    0865.jpeg

    Yep, those are the ones I saw.

    What do they become?
    medium.jpg

    Yessss, they become moths. I was right! Hahaha. Dyr owes me kisses. :D

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I'm like 5'10.5" you jerk.

    Yes, the 0.5" is important.


    at least that's what I tell the ladies

    oh sorry i didn't notice from up here i forgot my glasses

    Organichu on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm somewhere inbetween 5'8" and 5'10", which is either a little short or average if I were a guy I believe.

    A little short. 6 feet is average, I think.

    5'10" is average

    a little closer to 5'11" in northern europe

    I don't comprehend your wierd measurements anyway

    about 178 cm

    then I'm five cm above average

    I thought I was exacty average

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heels shouldn't count when it comes to height. It's cheating!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm 6'4 and my wife is about 5'8, 5'9 or so. Some day we will make giant babies.

    I did not expect you to be tall

    I expected you to be short and round

    with a flour-dusted nose and rosy cheeks

    skippydumptruck on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    1.75m is the UK average, which seems to be a little below the US average. We must have a secret supply of shorties skewing the average somewhere as that seems a bit short.

    This is odd, because I'm only 180 and most people I meet are quite a bit shorter than I am. Maybe I have good posture?

    Are you in Wales? Is it Wales where the wee folk live?

    I'm taller than most, but not noticeably so and I regularly encounter people who are significantly larger than myself.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine got dumped by a girl he really liked as he was fractionally shorter than her. So when she wore heels she towered above him. It's a weird convention, but it sure does look out of place when you see a couple with the girl being taller.

    It does seem to matter to some people. One of the girls I went to school with was 6'1" and she always complained about trying to find a man tall enough for her.

    My wife never minded but she towered above every Japanese man she ever went out with. They always minded loads.

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    I figure I could take a bear.
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heels shouldn't count when it comes to height. It's cheating!
    's what I'm sayin'!

    Bama on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    matt are you seriously 6'4"?

    i mean you were taller than me but it didn't feel like you were 3" taller

    maybe i am actually 6'2"

    i dunno

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm 5'6 if I'm lucky but I tell everyone 5'7. I will never have a date. Who wants to fight?

    Everyone, li'l fella.
    I was hoping you would say that. . .

    *shades*

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Kilos? I thought you were British!

    Britain has long since gone the way of all good souls.

    Aroused Bull on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    What the fuck Steam

    It is the 27th

    Why can't I play Splinter Cell yet

    Res on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm 5'6 if I'm lucky but I tell everyone 5'7. I will never have a date. Who wants to fight?

    Everyone, li'l fella.
    I was hoping you would say that. . .

    *shades*

    Not the ankles! Not the ankles!

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Most of my non-white friends in highschool tended on the tiny side. Outside of Ryan's freakishness (6'3", 200+ lbs, but pure Filipino), most of them were under 5'5".

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    image-upload-30-741169.jpg

    Proof that my squirrel encounter really happened.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tall girls are hotter.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm 6'4 and my wife is about 5'8, 5'9 or so. Some day we will make giant babies.

    I did not expect you to be tall

    I expected you to be short and round

    with a flour-dusted nose and rosy cheeks
    Yeah, people hear "bakery" and think I'm some kind of baking leprechaun I guess. But, no, I'm just the guy who hits his head in the basement all the time.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine got dumped by a girl he really liked as he was fractionally shorter than her. So when she wore heels she towered above him. It's a weird convention, but it sure does look out of place when you see a couple with the girl being taller.

    It does seem to matter to some people. One of the girls I went to school with was 6'1" and she always complained about trying to find a man tall enough for her.

    My wife never minded but she towered above every Japanese man she ever went out with. They always minded loads.

    It's something I find disconcerting. Those rare times that a woman has been taller then me, I leaves me feeling disorientated.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Heels shouldn't count when it comes to height. It's cheating!
    's what I'm sayin'!
    Just fight fire with fire.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo- that squirrel is eating the other one I almost guarantee it

    man i am all biologying today i feel good yea

    Arch on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    A friend of mine got dumped by a girl he really liked as he was fractionally shorter than her. So when she wore heels she towered above him. It's a weird convention, but it sure does look out of place when you see a couple with the girl being taller.

    It does seem to matter to some people. One of the girls I went to school with was 6'1" and she always complained about trying to find a man tall enough for her.

    My wife never minded but she towered above every Japanese man she ever went out with. They always minded loads.

    It's something I find disconcerting. Those rare times that a woman has been taller then me, I leaves me feeling disorientated.

    I quite like it. Kissing upwards is kinda cool.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    image-upload-30-741169.jpg

    Proof that my squirrel encounter really happened.
    You know, it could've been carrying one of its babies. It is spring, after all.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Okay apparently I have to wait another two hours

    dammit

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, people hear "bakery" and think I'm some kind of baking leprechaun I guess. But, no, I'm just the guy who hits his head in the basement all the time.

    Oh, Matt Matt, I'm in the beginning stages of getting my baking specialty degree. Got a info session on the 29th and a meeting with the advisor to determine my financial aid options. Anything I should know about the business?

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