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When Women Lost Their [Chat]s

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So my friend who adopted the mastiff just found out that the prior owners never ever gave him Heartguard and now he has heartworms.

    Probably going to cost around $1000 to cure him.

    It's only money.

    Money she doesn't really have, honestly.

    Her stepdad's probably going to help, and I'm going to pitch in a little, and she's harassing the prior owners (seriously, she's had this dog for barely two weeks) about it. It'll probably be okay.

    Still though, mosquitoes are endemic to her area, who the fuck doesn't give a dog Heartguard in mosquito-land?

    terrible people

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So my friend who adopted the mastiff just found out that the prior owners never ever gave him Heartguard and now he has heartworms.

    Probably going to cost around $1000 to cure him.

    It's only money.

    Money she doesn't really have, honestly.

    Her stepdad's probably going to help, and I'm going to pitch in a little, and she's harassing the prior owners (seriously, she's had this dog for barely two weeks) about it. It'll probably be okay.

    Still though, mosquitoes are endemic to her area, who the fuck doesn't give a dog Heartguard in mosquito-land?

    Oh, it's bad, yes, but it's not like he had something incurable. Better to scrounge a thousand dollars than to kill a dog.

    Aroused Bull on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Great pictures, Sheep.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    The Dresden novels are a real treat. Plus there's a million of 'em!

    They're mostly mysteries, right?
    Uh, well, sort of.

    They're mysteries, but with magic. Harry Dresden is like a private investigator, except he's a wizard, so he investigates magic stuff.

    The first couple books it's somewhat small-timey stuff, but eventually shit gets pretty real and he's dealing with some real heavy hitters.

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man that is a lot of proof you got married

    you doth protest too much

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    The Dresden novels are a real treat. Plus there's a million of 'em!

    They're mostly mysteries, right?
    Ludious wrote: »
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    It's like he's reading the character sheet of your SOUL.

    "So Ludious, I see you failed your Charisma roll."

    The one on the book I've got has him with a slight smirk and his eyebrow cocked.

    man they never fail to remind me of fireguy

    Irond Will on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah Sheep those pictures are cool. And congrats, as I don't think I've given you a congrats yet.

    Nocturne on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    also congratulations sheep!

    i hope your wedding was wonderful

    Irond Will on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    man that is a lot of proof you got married

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

    Nocturne on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    you also are invited to bc2 tonight sheep

    i mean now that you have the wedding out of the way and all

    Irond Will on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Elendil! I've been listening to a whole lot of Cage and Stockhausen, and I'm totally making a stockhausenesque piece right now!
    ICP and electronic music mash-up

    fuckin' granular synthesis how does that work

    Elendil on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I guess that description makes them sound kind of lame, but they're really not.

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    ICP's so terrible

    How've you been, Oh Sexy Canadian?

    Good. Busy the last few days, but good.

    At least you're working. How's the Lady?

    Passerbye on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    holy shit

    holy shit
    I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

    The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

    I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

    Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. We Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

    As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn’t wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

    We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’. Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

    What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

    Violent J
    The Happy Clown Serial Killer


    P.S. -
    We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.



    It could have been more eloquently stated, but that's a good way to go about it.

    Pretty much everyone just assumed they were retards.

    Sheep on
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    you also are invited to bc2 tonight sheep

    i mean now that you have the wedding out of the way and all

    I will hopefully BC2 it up since I haven't in quite some time, but the nonprebuttotally-wife wants to play some Metro2033 first and then I have some Splinter Cell.

    But still, I plan on getting some BC2 in.

    And thanks again everyone!

    Sheep on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man they never fail to remind me of fireguy

    He does look a lot like Jewcar, yeah.
    I guess that description makes them sound kind of lame, but they're really not.

    Nah, I'll check 'em out when I'm done with this crochet pile (found a book from 1876!!!!) and the Codex Alera series.

    Passerbye on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    holy shit

    holy shit
    I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

    The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

    I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

    Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. We Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

    As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn’t wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

    We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’. Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

    What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

    Violent J
    The Happy Clown Serial Killer


    P.S. -
    We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

    It could have been more eloquently stated, but that's a good way to go about it.

    Pretty much everyone just assumed they were retards.
    Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’.

    Probably because they are. Either that or it's a big joke / attention grab, which is very possible.

    Nocturne on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    ICP's so terrible

    How've you been, Oh Sexy Canadian?

    Good. Busy the last few days, but good.

    At least you're working. How's the Lady?

    Good. Also busy working

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmmmn, chicken burgers hobbled together from canned chicken.

    This seems doable.

    Passerbye on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    did they find Jesus or were they always secretly pro-Jesus

    Elendil on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't have enough kitchen tools to properly cook.

    I have 1 knife that is not a butter knife. I have 1 pot and 1 skillet. I do have a stove.

    Nocturne on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    How the fuck am I supposed to respond to "I thought we were better friends than that" without hurting feelings? "Haha, that's your mistake, ya stupid bitch, go make me a sandwich"?

    :?
    Better friends than what?
    I didn't tell this girl some stuff that was going on with me, and now she's butthurt because I didn't let her know, I apparently don't trust her and she would of helped out if I had of asked...

    I'm guessing that she was under the impression that we're bff's for life and we tell eachother everything or some shit.
    Tell her something like you trust her, you just didn't want to bother her with it since you knew you could deal with it yourself, and there was no reason for her to get concerned. If you want to smooth it over, that is.

    matt has a problem on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    eggs and cracker crumbs make a great matrix for stuff like that passer.

    Ludious on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil, did you see my post?

    Podly on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    Organichu on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Those pictures have made me realize two things.

    1> I am almost naked without my epic beard

    2> Stress eating can put on some pounds. Ugh. I lost around 60 in the span of 7 months or so last year and it looks like I've put some it back on.

    Sheep on
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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    Conversely, my immediate response was "man, that is a lot of unnecessary piercings."

    No disrespect intended, of course, just not my thing.

    Nostregar on
    Nostregar wrote: »
    I think that an entire religious debate done in haiku would be genuinely enjoyable.
    You say there is God
    I see only the fleshmeat
    Prove your space daddy
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    did they find Jesus or were they always secretly pro-Jesus

    They were always secret Jesus Ninjas.

    Sheep on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    did they find Jesus or were they always secretly pro-Jesus

    Fuckin Killa Clownz for Jesus, how do they work?

    Cinders on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    The wife took hers out. She's 23.

    The sister kept hers in, and her mom threw a fit about it. She's 19. Please date my sister in law. She needs a non fucked up asshole in her life. :P

    Sheep on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    Conversely, my immediate response was "man, that is a lot of unnecessary piercings."

    No disrespect intended, of course, just not my thing.

    look she almost missed this wedding because of those piercings

    i am going to appreciate them

    Organichu on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Elendil, did you see my post?

    yes

    I made a granular synthesis joke

    let me know when you make it

    Elendil on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, it's bad, yes, but it's not like he had something incurable. Better to scrounge a thousand dollars than to kill a dog.

    Yeah, I think you're right.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jesus would never tell anyone to eat a dick, so lets not pretend like they're his disciples. The Christians don't want him either maybe we can all agree to give them to the scientologists or the mormons.

    Ludious on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    The wife took hers out. She's 23.

    The sister kept hers in, and her mom threw a fit about it. She's 19. Please date my sister in law. She needs a non fucked up asshole in her life. :P

    If there's one thing organ is, it's a non-fucked-up asshole.

    Aroused Bull on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn, sheep

    girl wears those piercings well

    age?

    The wife took hers out. She's 23.

    The sister kept hers in, and her mom threw a fit about it. She's 19. Please date my sister in law. She needs a non fucked up asshole in her life. :P

    ALABAMA RIGHT?

    brb amtrak.com

    Organichu on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Elendil, did you see my post?

    yes

    I made a granular synthesis joke

    let me know when you make it

    I liked it.

    Podly on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i'm not an asshole

    i hold doors for women and i engage in small talk with those around me and i pay my taxes
    i sometimes fuck little boys but i am polite about it

    Organichu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jesus would never tell anyone to eat a dick

    On the contrary, he requested of us to partake of his body.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one night with nexus and organ's asshole is as fucked up as it's ever going to get

    Elendil on
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