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[Mini] PhallaGaga - Day 6: WhiteHAus,B:L and the Evil Mafia Victory!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're so late!

    (preggers?)

    Infidel on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Delmain wrote: »
    He's so evil.

    And you're so oh hey Del could have used ya around about an hour ago

    Daius on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Narration going up in a few just making sure nothing is wrong with it and update pms will follow

    M.D. on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    He's so evil.

    And you're so oh hey Del could have used ya around about an hour ago

    Well, I for one am glad he's fashionably late.

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Admit it. Everyone who voted me hates Nanoha.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Guys if I turn up as Alejandro vote vag_winds off tomorrow okay?

    That includes you, his mafia team mates

    This is an order

    Daius on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Admit it. Everyone who voted me hates Nanoha.

    Man, I don't even know who that is. I am so deprived.

    Wildcat on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    GlassHaus
    _________________

    The various aspects of GaGa had found themselves eerily drawn to the place known as the GlassHaus. A solitary structure on the plastique plain.

    If anything the structure reminded one of a GreenHouse should it have been designed with Damien Hirst's sensibilities in mind. A podium was set up on an elevated stage with many rows of seats placed in the area before it. One GaGa took the stage to address the other GaGa who had each taken a seat, of course each of them had a unique dress or distinct lack of one... and of course each had their own defiant sitting pose.

    Head GaGa started the assembly by stating "I think the question we should all be addressing is "Who is GaGa?" , she looks down for a moment and seem as though she is about to continue before she is interrupted.

    A surprisingly modest GaGa stood up and shouted " I am GaGa!". Head GaGa looked surprised and meekly said "That isn't what I meant..".

    A more brazenly dressed GaGa stood up "I am GaGa!". Another stood up "I am GaGa.". Head GaGa shouted "Thats not what I meant!", until a chorus of "I am GaGa" s echo across the GlassHaus.

    That is until the GaGa behind the GaGa that started all this "I am GaGa" buisness got whacked in the back of a head with a stylish pimp cane.... Soon Zandracon laid dying in a pool of her own blood, at least she was dressed appropriately (relatively speaking).

    Head GaGa yelled "Why did you do that?"


    The other GaGa responded "A bitch has got to show authority at times."

    Head GaGa looks confused and a bit aroused, but upon seeing the silence it evoked in the others. Decided to let the issue go.

    "It has come to my attention that we are all here because GaGa has had a breakdown... and I suspect some of us here are behind it."

    "We each represent an aspect of GaGa and some of us may be more undesirable to the image of GaGa than others. That is why I pose a vote, that we remove the undesirable aspects of GaGa. TO HELP HER CAREER PROSPER!"

    The other GaGas clap in as posh a manner as possible.

    Head GaGa suddenly points at a GaGa dressed in quasi bondage gear "You! You are out of fashion."

    vagrant_winds shouted "WHAT?!" she turns to others dressed similarly "Obviously others disagree." None of them come to her aid.

    Head GaGa presses a button secretly located on the podium and state "Your time is up."

    When suddenly a trap door opens beneath samurai6966 and engulfs her whole.

    Head GaGa "Thats wasn't suppose to happen." She places her thumb on her chin and quizzically looks at the button.

    Suddenly two giant polyester high-heels come crashing through the roof of the GlassHaus, instantly killing Delphinidaes and Phyphor.

    Head GaGa screamed "RUN AWAY!"

    As they scurried out of the room, one fiendish GaGa grabbed a hold of Infidel's hair and dragged her to the ground "You aren't going anywhere, little sister." . The sinister GaGa picked up a piece of broken glass , seemingly unaware of it piercing her own skin, and jammed it repeatedly into each of Infidel's eye sockets until she was dead.

    "Don't worry you won't be seeing him anymore.."




    As the various GaGas scatterd, unsurprisingly a large group of them had to decided to make haste to the BathHaus. They all ran at top speed, when one of them suddenly stopped and as if compelled by some divine force to utter the words

    "Alone in the shadows, a dark figure stood tall, holding a Vegemite sandwich in one hand, a knife in the other."

    List of the Dead Gaga
    samurai6966- Embodiment of "Paparazzi " : killed by the vote
    Zandracon - Embodiment of "Nothing I Can Say" : Killed by a Bronson-esque GaGa
    Phyphor- Embodiment of "So Happy I Could Die" : Killed by Destructive Forces
    Delphinidaes- Embodiment of "Bad Romance-StarSmith Remix" : Killed by Destructive Forces
    Infidel - Embodiment of "Brown Eyes" : Killed by a sadistic GaGa


    Update Pms inbound

    Narration provided by my wonderful co-host <3<3<3

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yesss we got one.

    B:L on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yesss we goOOOoOOoOoooOOoOooOoooo

    Infidel on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ooooOOOoooOoooo

    My life for GaGa

    ooooOOOoooOoooo

    Phyphor on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Yesss we goOOOoOOoOoooOOoOooOoooo
    I knew you would take all the honey.

    B:L on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This game just took a turn for the ultra-awesome.

    Wildcat on
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    OoooooooooooooOOOoooooooooo

    My first Day 1 death. I feel so special :)

    OooooooooOOOooooooooooooooo

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sweeeeeeet.

    jackisreal on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zandracon started the Samurai bandwagon with Lucedes and !Ringo.

    B:L on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okay that should be everyone who needed updates, if you think I missed you or messed up somehow let me know.

    M.D. on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A Day One mafia death, well that's good, even though the RNG failed me, and I'm comfortable voting off Ringo.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    A Day One mafia death, well that's good, even though the RNG failed me, and I'm comfortable voting off Ringo.
    I have no idea what's going on with that sentence, !AoR_Final.

    B:L on
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, didn't get my action in, I am ashamed

    Did anyone call the zandracon kill?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Did anyone find it a little weird that I gave Daius a vegemite sandwich during the day

    and now there's apparently a killer holding a vegemite sandwich and a knife

    just saying

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah simonwolf that is mighty suspicious.

    Daius on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mighty suspicious of you

    simonwolf on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Really?

    You think there's some sort of mechanic where if you, specifically say in the thread you're giving something to someone, they, specifically will kill someone and be seen with it.

    That's quite a coincidence.

    Daius on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Holy shit that's one mean evil power simonwolf.


    Teach me how to do it

    Alegis on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Daius I am giving you the finger right now

    let's see if that shows up in narration

    simonwolf on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    simonwolf, are you trying to tempt me?

    Because I come from the land of plenty

    Daius on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm a man from brussels

    I can sell you bread

    and show you my mussels

    Alegis on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alegis wrote: »
    I'm a man from brussels

    I can sell you bread

    and show you my mussels
    What does Jean Claude Van Damme have to do with anything?

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah?

    Well I'm lying in a den in bombay

    With a slack jaw,

    and not much to say

    Delmain on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There is obviously vote manipulation in play as well. By my count I was tied for the lead vote.

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, the "killer" holding a vegemite sandwich and a knife hasn't killed anyone I should point out.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There is obviously vote manipulation in play as well. By my count I was tied for the lead vote.

    Forgive me if I'm being dense, but how is it obvious that there's manipulation in play when it was stated that the vote has an RNG tiebreaker?

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There is obviously vote manipulation in play as well. By my count I was tied for the lead vote.

    Forgive me if I'm being dense, but how is it obvious that there's manipulation in play when it was stated that the vote has an RNG tiebreaker?

    Because Sami wasn't one of the two leads? It should have been me and Daius tied.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Interesting. One of the samurai voters


    has been sabotaging our democratic system.

    Alegis on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Un-democratic person? I'd like to say Thank You.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Un-democratic person? I'd like to say Thank You.

    Are you so happy you could...

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    ... just dance?

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    put on your red shoes and dance the blues~

    Alegis on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Un-democratic person? I'd like to say Thank You.

    Are you so happy you could...

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    ... just dance?


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    Daius on
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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey Daius?

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    (I lol'd.)

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