JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2010
You will be pleased to hear that I saw Ms. B_____ at the recent cotillion at Colonel M______'s estate. While she was as radiant as ever, she was distributing hugs with a most unbecoming frequency, and I fear for her standing among the young ladies of the town.
You will be pleased to hear that I saw Ms. B_____ at the recent cotillion at Colonel M______'s estate. While she was as radiant as ever, she was distributing hugs with a most unbecoming frequency, and I fear for her standing among the young ladies of the town.
I think it should work if I turn my money into a sweet gold deathmask and maybe some nice furniture
But if you're getting paid while fucking bitches while dying, do you have time to have them turned into stuff? I'm just saying, fucking bitches I can see, but getting paid seems kind of pointless.
I think it should work if I turn my money into a sweet gold deathmask and maybe some nice furniture
But if you're getting paid while fucking bitches while dying, do you have time to have them turned into stuff? I'm just saying, fucking bitches I can see, but getting paid seems kind of pointless.
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I think it should work if I turn my money into a sweet gold deathmask and maybe some nice furniture
But if you're getting paid while fucking bitches while dying, do you have time to have them turned into stuff? I'm just saying, fucking bitches I can see, but getting paid seems kind of pointless.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited May 2010
the most dangerous game of all
duck hunt
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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People in cosy sweaters hanging around at street corners ready to dispense cuddles when required
Family men coming clean about their hug habit
Film stars admitting that they once hugged four people at once
also J____, you are a treasure.
Narration in the style of the year 18__
Make it a Cosby sweater and I'm in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLkWODqzGK0
I want to die getting paid while fucking bitches
What good is getting paid if you're gonna be dead?
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Does the afterlife accept the currentlife's dollar? Cuz I mean, if not, what's the use
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I wonder if you put that in your will if anyone would come forward
"Yes my client wants someone to have sex with his corpse in return for his $500k estate."
But if you're getting paid while fucking bitches while dying, do you have time to have them turned into stuff? I'm just saying, fucking bitches I can see, but getting paid seems kind of pointless.
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I should go out with cash raining down on me
You're a butt.
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for the record i know there is such a thing as a notary public
500,000 dollars you say.
Does the fine for desecration of a corpse come out of that, or will the estate cover that part?
they do, but the exchange rate is appalling
Feels weird
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
The rest gets burned. Survivors put the urn in the ground, and then weep.
Done.
edit: to Staleghoti
What ya gonna shoot?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
whatever the hell he wants.
duck hunt
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.