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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    decided not to sleep

    just gonna stay up until after dinner and crash all night

    lol ur dum

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    my mood is so bad.

    i don't know what to do.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent a week straight with Choco and one of my WoW guildies was very concerned

    It's a little worrying that people panic if I don't log in for like a week.

    James was looking for you two in WoW, actually. He said you guys hadn't been around to play with and he was very lonely.

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    are you gonna put those items together or will this be more of a laissez faires type deal?

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
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    oh nooooo why am i laughing so hard

    part of me feels that it's somehow just that all those shitty red states are having their beaches wrecked.

    and the other part of me just feels crappy about the whole thing.

    my wife and i were wondering if this were an ecoterrorism event. sort of an ends justifies the means sort of thing.

    i fucking hope not because nothing is gonna change about this

    really? i heard a couple congresspeople who have reversed their stance already.

    got a link? I would LOVE that!

    i don't. they were interviewing on morning edition the other day. its quite possible that they were just candidates somewhere.

    damnit wally you are such a tease!

    so true. i spend much of my life too distracted to make any real note of whats going on around me.

    i could have gotten laid SO much more.

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    #someshit
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I used to watch a ton of soccer when I had Fox Soccer Channel. Now it's more so whatever I catch at the bar.

    I was never really into football, but I pick up a some from the people I hang with.

    Yeah my interest in most sports is proportional to the folks around me. Like, I probably wouldn't watch an NBA game alone, but I'll gladly chill out with some friends watching one.

    Golf is the exception to this. I could watch high level golf all day.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    my mood is so bad.

    i don't know what to do.

    My mood is bad and I didn't know what to do either so I just started watching football.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    are you gonna put those items together or will this be more of a laissez faires type deal?

    The ice cream is for after dinner, the hot fudge and cherries is for after that.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    maybe i can post a youtube of the cop giving me a wedgie

    i have a retention holster that won't release my sidearm unless you depress the button, so he's yanking on the pistol, hard

    and it's obviously in the holster attached to my belt

    so it's pulling up my pants super hard

    giving me the biggest fucking wedgie ever

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch, do you have DnDInsider or the Adventurer's Vault?

    No i just have the 4th ed handbook

    Okay, there's a reason I'm trying to encourage everyone to only use things they have the books or DnDInsider access for. The character builder doesn't account for all things, especially once you get past the demo levels. You need to be able to reference your own powers, feats, and rituals. Myself and the players can't replace being able to reference your own stuff and it's going to slow things down significantly if people have to stop to ask about how their own stuff works and it's spelled out in a resource they don't have.

    I can't enforce it, Arch, but I would highly recommend going Ritual Casting instead of Alchemist.

    Alright, I will think about that. (probably go with that because yeah, that makes sense)

    Sorry if it seems thuggish. I know it sucks to have to lay down money for more options (especially at WotC prices), but that's how they built the game. For what it's worth, this is an incredibly well-balanced RPG and I don't think any players are going to feel gimped with just the Player's Handbook.

    No I understand...I uh...found a copy of the AV that was...affordable and I will look over it when it gets here

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It was probably more of a case of the glass and liquid than the fact it was alcohol.

    I understand that, which is why, when I went the first time, I asked exactly what I had to do. And then when I came they were like "oh we thought you meant within the country. We can't do that internationally." It sucks, because I got Japan some really nice american beers.

    C'est la vie, it seems this secret santa christmas was twice doomed for me.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I spent a week straight with Choco and one of my WoW guildies was very concerned

    It's a little worrying that people panic if I don't log in for like a week.

    James was looking for you two in WoW, actually. He said you guys hadn't been around to play with and he was very lonely.

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww

    Btw, we haven't hooked up in SC2 yet. You or him gonna be around tonight?

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    I had a buddy of mine that was pretty bummed out about his finals next week.

    "But then I'm done with that class and start Summer courses the Monday after that."

    Yeah. Big relief.

    And he's spent a ridiculous amount of time and money at Ole Miss. I ask him if he has a job lined up.

    "Nah. We gotta move to Starkville so she can go to USM and I'm probably just gonna keep cooking."

    Also him being an Ole Miss graduate at USM is gonna be interesting.

    Sheep on
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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    anyway the first thing i am doing (now that all the attorneys except the ACLU chapter have gotten back to me) is filing for a delivery of all reconnoitering materials (including dashboard cam) under the Freedom of Information Act

    you gonna post them one at a time on the officer's facebook page?

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    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I used to watch a ton of soccer when I had Fox Soccer Channel. Now it's more so whatever I catch at the bar.

    I was never really into football, but I pick up a some from the people I hang with.

    Yeah my interest in most sports is proportional to the folks around me. Like, I probably wouldn't watch an NBA game alone, but I'll gladly chill out with some friends watching one.

    Golf is the exception to this. I could watch high level golf all day.

    I rarely watch sports with them, but they talk about football alot.

    Only sports I usually watch with people is women's tennis or snooker

    snooker is perfect hungover programming

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    maybe i can post a youtube of the cop giving me a wedgie

    i have a retention holster that won't release my sidearm unless you depress the button, so he's yanking on the pistol, hard

    and it's obviously in the holster attached to my belt

    so it's pulling up my pants super hard

    giving me the biggest fucking wedgie ever

    Introduce the copy of Bayonetta, show the video of him giving you the wedgie and cap it off by claiming he was calling you a "fucking nerd" while doing it.

    case closed.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just realized I am so dumb. I could have taken summer courses to get into school faster.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    are you gonna put those items together or will this be more of a laissez faires type deal?

    Nerd....did you just make an innuendo? And it will be a sundae. Distracting her long enough to do it laissez faires style might just drive her stress levels through the roof.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey speak of the devil, women's tennis is on

    bye bye anfield

    Abdhyius on
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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I used to watch a ton of soccer when I had Fox Soccer Channel. Now it's more so whatever I catch at the bar.

    I was never really into football, but I pick up a some from the people I hang with.

    Yeah my interest in most sports is proportional to the folks around me. Like, I probably wouldn't watch an NBA game alone, but I'll gladly chill out with some friends watching one.

    Golf is the exception to this. I could watch high level golf all day.

    I rarely watch sports with them, but they talk about football alot.

    Only sports I usually watch with people is women's tennis or snooker

    snooker is perfect hungover programming

    I don't know much about snooker.
    But I love this so much

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    are you gonna put those items together or will this be more of a laissez faires type deal?

    Nerd....did you just make an innuendo? And it will be a sundae. Distracting her long enough to do it laissez faires style might just drive her stress levels through the roof.
    No sir, that was not an innuendo.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my mood is so bad.

    i don't know what to do.

    My mood is bad and I didn't know what to do either so I just started watching football.

    I am trying to play street fighter but when I am not playing I am a terror.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    in any case i don't think it'll be on the dash cam

    his car wasn't pointed at us

    but hopefully i can at least get audio

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    yes officer I do like my gun

    unfortunately, when I carry it legally

    sometimes I almost get killed

    anyway, what are you doing for lunch?

    "I carry the kind of ammo that goes through bulletproof vests, as a rule

    you know, just in case"

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    guess I missed the drama eh

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    I had a buddy of mine that was pretty bummed out about his finals next week.

    "But then I'm done with that class and start Summer courses the Monday after that."

    Yeah. Big relief.

    And he's spent a ridiculous amount of time and money at Ole Miss. I ask him if he has a job lined up.

    "Nah. We gotta move to Starkville so she can go to USM and I'm probably just gonna keep cooking."

    Also him being an Ole Miss graduate at USM is gonna be interesting.

    That might be awkward.

    Thomamelas on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yes officer I do like my gun

    unfortunately, when I carry it legally

    sometimes I almost get killed

    anyway, what are you doing for lunch?

    "I carry the kind of ammo that goes through bulletproof vests, as a rule

    you know, just in case"

    him all "this is a nice gun"

    me all "the better to shoot you with, my dear"

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok, in a few days, Japan's christmas will finally end.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl is realizing that she's going to be going back home in 11 days and is freaking out. This is on top of the freaking out about finals she is doing. I have never been so glad about all of the practice I've had at projecting a calm, soothing voice.

    Puttin the Barry White on eh?

    Come on baby. Lemme cheer you up.

    Not so much cheer her up as talk her down from the ledge. She's not normally high strung but she's test phobic and she has no idea how we're going to handle the summer. So I'm thinking I will stop by tonight with some ice cream. And hot fudge. And some cherries.

    are you gonna put those items together or will this be more of a laissez faires type deal?

    Nerd....did you just make an innuendo? And it will be a sundae. Distracting her long enough to do it laissez faires style might just drive her stress levels through the roof.
    No sir, that was not an innuendo.

    It would have been okay if it was. It would have been surprising but okay.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

    I'm going to hell for this, but sometimes people will use those things to spice up their sex life. Very over rated.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Laissez faires style is where you let market forces guide you.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    maybe i can post a youtube of the cop giving me a wedgie

    i have a retention holster that won't release my sidearm unless you depress the button, so he's yanking on the pistol, hard

    and it's obviously in the holster attached to my belt

    so it's pulling up my pants super hard

    giving me the biggest fucking wedgie ever

    Introduce the copy of Bayonetta, show the video of him giving you the wedgie and cap it off by claiming he was calling you a "fucking nerd" while doing it.

    case closed.

    No jury in America would convict the cop after that

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You can't fight the police.

    ...or city hall

    ...or Mike Tyson

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

    I'm going to hell for this, but sometimes people will use those things to spice up their sex life. Very over rated.

    I knew about that. That seems like it'd be too direct for an innuendo.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

    I'm going to hell for this, but sometimes people will use those things to spice up their sex life. Very over rated.

    I knew about that. That seems like it'd be too direct for an innuendo.

    Well the Laissez faires aspect could be taken as letting our impulses control us.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

    In your endo...

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    *does a sexy dance*

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't see how it could have been an innuendo, sir.

    In your endo...

    ....skeleton

    sorry i always think that when I hear the phrase "in your endo"

    Arch on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You can't fight the police.

    ...or city hall

    ...or Mike Tyson

    AJ Ayer, a very famous analytic philosopher, was at a party in a very late period of his life. He heard a fight going on in another and encountered mike tyson on the verge of hitting Naomi Campbell.

    So this guy

    Ayer.jpg.jpe

    told this guy

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    AJA: What are you doing?
    MT: Who the fuck are you?! Do you know who I am? I'm the heavyweight champion of the world!
    AJA: And I am the Wykeham Professor of Logic at the University of Oxford. Since we are both reputable men, surely we can be reasonable about this situation.

    Whether Tyson agreed or was just dumbfounded is unknown, but Campbell was able to get out of the room unharmed.

    Bad

    Ass

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