That kid was only miming, Whitney Houston was secretly singing while being hidden behind the stage. She wasn't allowed to sing in public because she's not pretty enough.
Bobby Brown kept at the ready in case she wanted to appear...
I see shit like this all the time. Someone will throw a party and everyone is invited, and some "real man" get's pissed off at a remark a gay guy might make and start cracking knuckles and shit.
It's always funny when some asshole thinks gay = sissy/weak, steps up, and gets a nice boot to the head.
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I see shit like this all the time. Someone will throw a party and everyone is invited, and some "real man" get's pissed off at a remark a gay guy might make and start cracking knuckles and shit.
It's always funny when some asshole thinks gay = sissy/weak, steps up, and gets a nice boot to the head.
This reminded me about a random story from college. I was down visiting a friend in Santa Barbara for the weekend, and we were out getting stupid at parties with a bunch of his friends.
Anyway, we rock up into some random house party because, well I don't know why I guess because it was there. Grab drinks, stand around bullshitting. Someone comes up and says something like "you guys gay?"
One dude in our little group pulls the toughguy shtick - what the fuck you mean, et cetera, trying to look hard.
"Well I'm only asking because this is a GLBT party."
:oops:
Anyway the dude apologized and it turned out to be a pretty good night.
"Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"
"No," I said, astonished.
"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"
"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.
"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."
"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."
The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
"Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"
"No," I said, astonished.
"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"
"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.
"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."
"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."
The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
o_O
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God this article is like the opening part of UP, so awesome, but you know this story will have one sad ending.
Working for that charity would be the most fun job ever. Aside from the fact that every client dies.
I think I couldn't do it, I mean I could do all the stuff the kids would need and such. I'd just cry too much knowing that this one day won't let them have a long life, and that their death is a sooner rather then later thing.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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If only you took that dedication to your posting, we might never see another one of your posts.
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i like the dude
i just get emails every day
I got put in like the 98th devision of the Copper League or some shit.
So I cut off my penis.
Google is useless.
Speaking of which
I still love you Obama but you can stop texting me about things that don't matter. I live in Kansas. Calling my senator isn't gonna do shit.
Water pipe stores, grocery stores, places that eddy goes.
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God I hear that, only spam I get is from that fucking election!
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i want this to go on forever.
So if I understand this right, they're locked in a room together for 24 hours? We need the rest of this footage.
I reported it for being a gender thread from hell, yet stupidly still posted.
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I see shit like this all the time. Someone will throw a party and everyone is invited, and some "real man" get's pissed off at a remark a gay guy might make and start cracking knuckles and shit.
It's always funny when some asshole thinks gay = sissy/weak, steps up, and gets a nice boot to the head.
i... i am not sure how to cope with this situation
Oh I wondered why he was asking people about all the games you own for the 360.
Bash PC and keep saying that Macs are a flawless product free from imperfections and call anyone who has a PC stupid?
God this article is like the opening part of UP, so awesome, but you know this story will have one sad ending.
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well
i guess that might be a good idea
if i ever actually said that macs are flawless
or that anyone who has a PC is stupid
This reminded me about a random story from college. I was down visiting a friend in Santa Barbara for the weekend, and we were out getting stupid at parties with a bunch of his friends.
Anyway, we rock up into some random house party because, well I don't know why I guess because it was there. Grab drinks, stand around bullshitting. Someone comes up and says something like "you guys gay?"
One dude in our little group pulls the toughguy shtick - what the fuck you mean, et cetera, trying to look hard.
"Well I'm only asking because this is a GLBT party."
:oops:
Anyway the dude apologized and it turned out to be a pretty good night.
he was so fucking serious on the mat- most intense athlete i've ever known
then he got in the locker room and his hand started flipping, he spoke effeminately, etc.
it was an awesome transformation
Working for that charity would be the most fun job ever. Aside from the fact that every client dies.
ah music.
"No," I said, astonished.
"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"
"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.
"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."
"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."
The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
I had a joke in mind but it just depressed me too much to even write.
o_O
hi
I think I couldn't do it, I mean I could do all the stuff the kids would need and such. I'd just cry too much knowing that this one day won't let them have a long life, and that their death is a sooner rather then later thing.
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Seperate but equal.
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We could all go over there and heckle all the losers posting in the loser chat.
i dun see u online olol
It will only make them stronger!