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[Mini] Ignorant Phalla - Day 7 - Finale

DaiusDaius Registered User
edited May 2010 in Critical Failures
Ignorance is bliss. A great man once said that, apparently. I can’t say I know who though. Could have been a philosopher. Could have been a scientist. Hell, it could even have been the guy who comes around to collect the bins. It’s just one of those things, isn’t it?

My name’s Daius. You may not know me; and that’s nothing to be ashamed of to be sure. There’s a lot I don’t know myself. Throughout our lives we learn so much, experience such an amazing array of emotions, events, locations and sensations. And yet even all of those things are but the scrapings from the tip of the iceberg of existence. We’re all ignorant, each and every one of us. It’s time for you to learn the full extent of your own knowledge.

This is a game known as a Miniphalla. The rules to such games can be found here; essential reading, for too much ignorance can be disastrous. It will be a game for 25 players; however, this will not be like any other Phalla you may have played before.

Usually, these games are split up into “days”. Throughout that day a public vote is made, and orders are sent in by the mafia and the various players who have abilities. This is all taken into consideration and a “narration” is posted, showing who has died that night and heralding the start of the new day. I am afraid none of this will be happening in quite the same way here.

There will still be days, starting at Midnight BST and lasting 24 hours. In these periods each player is asked, politely but sternly, to post at least twice in this thread. However, they will not vote in the thread. All votes will be PMed to me, leaving everyone else ignorant of your true decision. When the day ends, the next day will start immediately. All players will post and vote again as usual.

Those who died that night will be completely blind to their demise.

Orders by the Mafia and by Village specials will continue being sent regardless. The game will only end when either the Mafia or the Village has been named victorious

Additionally, some players may have abilities yet be completely blind to possessing them until certain condition are met.

Usual rules apply. No anonymous contact, no screenshots, and all proboards must be linked to me. The dead may however speak as freely as they wish; it’s not like they’ll know.

If you believe you are ready to embrace the ignorance within you, then please !Sign up


1) Delphinidaes
2) Toxic Toys
3) The_Reflection
4) Vagrant_Winds
5) The Cow King
6) WhiteWolf kime
7) daniant
8) Ringo
9) Demurist
10) TheLawinator
11) simonwolf
12) The Anonymous
13) FrostMist
14) Gandalf_the_Crazed
15) Zellpher
16) RendDogbone33
17) Wildcat
18) Kay
19) Samurai6966
20) Mr Defecation
21) Alegis
22) Hippie
23) jdarksun
24) jackisreal
25) Malkor

Reserves

1) Dogbone33
2) Egos
3) Phyphor
4) kime
5) Coregoon

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign up!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    OK, this sounds pretty fucked up.

    Sign me up!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh dude, you totally just stole my game idea


    Signing up so hard

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !I can't believe you're making the joke phalla idea a reality. This is going to be a clusterfuck of a train wreck. And oh god why am I signing up for it!?

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm so glad my internet was fixed for this.

    The Cow King on
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  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is awesome. I'm in.

    WhiteWolf on
  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is the perfect Phalla for a noob like me. Woot. I'm in.

    daniant on
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Let's do this

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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Daius you cheeky silly goose, you. I can't miss this.

    This is going to be so confusing and weird.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Sign up

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh dear god.

    Let me sleep on this.

    If the game is full when I decide, then so be it.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    Daius you cheeky silly goose, you. I can't miss this.

    This is going to be so confusing and weird.

    Confusing and weird?

    My time to shine.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Signing up because you won't.

    The Anonymous on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !signup

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited May 2010

    I'm totally signing up for this!

    Right on Rawk!

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yes.

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my

    Zellpher on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What am I signing up for?

    Rend on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !I don't know - but neither do you!

    Wildcat on
  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This sounds pretty good.

    !Sign up!

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited May 2010
    Hmmm... Must play!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rend is here so I must play

    M.D. on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knowledge is power, guard it well.

    Alegis on
  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This will be entertaining

    Hippie on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sign up

    If ignorance is power, then I shall be omnipotent.

    Malkor on
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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited May 2010
    !Sign up for BLISS

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh I want to reserve

    I do enjoy the chaos.

    Edit-change to reserve because I'm too damn late. Arg

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've been curious how this vote method would work ...but never seen it tested.

    I'm down

    hmm

    guess I'm a reserve as well?

    Egos on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2010
    That's the full 25 then. More reserves will still be appreciated.

    PMs will go out this evening (BST), and the game will start in earnest in just over 9 hours time.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dammit, I missed this

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Technically you could be replacing someone who's already dead.

    Alegis on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Dammit, I missed this
    Missed it by that much, I'm afraid.

    The Anonymous on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I know

    Also, this: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=14723545&postcount=773

    Oh well, Reserve up to not even know what actions I've been taking

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahaha, you actually did a Phalla with this idea? Brilliant.

    Reserve up, since you put sign-ups up overnight :(.

    Edit: Phyphor stole my reserve spot, grrrr.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2010
    PMs are now going out. If you do not recieve one, then you are an Ignorant Villager, and this is your role PM :-

    You are... Ignorant

    You are just one of twenty five in this little private universe. You know nothing of it, as do they. At least, that’s what you would hope. But it seems that some people here know too much. They seek to purify, to eliminate you for your lack of knowledge. This would definitely not be a good thing. You will win when the Knowledgeable are eliminated.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh god this is going to be a fun game. All being unable to use the vote to implicate people and whatnot.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What.

    I don't understand what is going on...

    for I am ignorant, you see.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So I guess that means Kime is definitely doomed to bite the vote. Who will be able to resist the urge when no one can reprimand you for it?

    On the other hand, he won't notice so he probably won't mind.

    Alegis on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is... weird. So we've started?

    Rend on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Perhaps we should vote publicly anyway, even though it's not required.

    I mean, obviously the Mafia will lie about who they're voting for, but I can't think of any reason for the village not to get together and be ignorant together.

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