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Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D but proba - the lying thread

Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning.Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
watch out, SE

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

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A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
jennifer Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

Jennifer claims she became pregnant after watching a porn movie in 3D

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

the 3D revolution is having some unintended consequences!

This is a thread for lying

What lies have you told to get out of a sticky situation?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i'm sexy

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahahahahahahahaha

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my lord

    how do you even keep a straight face when someone tells you that story, much less believe it?

    Goddamn

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    same thing happened to me at the 3d muppet theatre at universal studios

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my god

    there is no way in hell her husband beli--oh shit he does

    that is both sad and wonderful

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hahahahaha man what


    what

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's a fucking parody site, right?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If you die in the 3D you die in real life.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoa, they make porn in 3-D now?

    What have I been missing.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2010
    We're talking about liars in here?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBWnBBf-XKM

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoa, they make porn in 3-D now?

    What have I been missing.

    There better be good 3D effects for every money shot.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is some kind of joke.

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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's a miracle!!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoa, they make porn in 3-D now?

    What have I been missing.

    There better be good 3D effects for every money shot.

    It's like the erection is coming right at me!

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    if i watch avatar does it count as beastiality

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I need to punch somebody after reading that

    not to knock sense into anyone, but to reestablish a physical anchor in this reality

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Also you guys shouldn't be so mean about the immaculate conception.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that glee subplot suddenly became a lot more believable

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    if i watch avatar does it count as beastiality

    Yes

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh thank god thats fake, my blood was pretty seriously boiling reading that...

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahahahahahahaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah-


    ...


    -breathe-


    .......


    -Hahahahaahahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahahahaha

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    oh thank god thats fake, my blood was pretty seriously boiling reading that...

    is it?

    im not seeing where it says this

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have a feeling that I've been lied to in a lying thread

    this strikes me as painfully obvious in hindsight

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    here is the original report in espanol or whatever

    http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113

    it now occurs to me that this could be a humor site

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    same thing happened to me at the 3d muppet theatre at universal studios

    pics

    ...or it didn't happen

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    oh thank god thats fake, my blood was pretty seriously boiling reading that...

    is it?

    im not seeing where it says this

    Seeing as this story is only on this weird site I've never heard of and the 'sensacionalista'(which in all fairness might be a false cognate)...I'm guessing fake

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this seems like the kind of story people make up so they can laugh at other people who don't actually exist

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I totally believe this unsourced poorly written article!
    It makes me so angry. Hopefully "Yo Dog I heard you like cats" will provide with some good news to balance my emotions.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love this thread.
    LIES.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's true!
    I watched Avatar in 3D and I got diarrhea.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I love this thread.
    LIES.

    ;________;

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Holy shit.

    If it is true, which it probably isn't, she needs to hold onto that man because he will believe anything.

    EDIT: Oh it's false.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm not a spanish expert, but I'm going to play it safe and not click on "Casal gay é proibido de adotar surfista de 22 anos"

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this thread is already such a shining star

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I totally believe this unsourced poorly written article!
    It makes me so angry. Hopefully "Yo Dog I heard you like cats" will provide with some good news to balance my emotions.

    cool bro, I'll start at spider man catching a thief with the help of a jedi knight and we'll meet at wasted blond falls of table

    *fist bunp*

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    oh thank god thats fake, my blood was pretty seriously boiling reading that...

    is it?

    im not seeing where it says this

    I just refuse to believe that anyone could ever believe that lie

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i have created the ultimate Ironic Thread

    i am king of Irony

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    oh thank god thats fake, my blood was pretty seriously boiling reading that...

    is it?

    im not seeing where it says this

    I just refuse to believe that anyone could ever believe that lie

    It's too bad that every time I have said; "Nobody could be that stupid." I have been wrong :(

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I'm not a spanish expert, but I'm going to play it safe and not click on "Casal gay é proibido de adotar surfista de 22 anos"

    but it's such a touching human interest story
    Architect Jonathan Perri, 42, and actor Wilson Leite, 40, not known for a long time, but were willing to take a decisive step: they wanted to receive more than one member in their lives.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    i have created the ultimate Ironic Thread

    i am king of Irony

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