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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    :( ADD is not a joke

    I'm sorry if I offended, didn't mean to.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What the fuck are masturbation contests?

    There are only a few things they COULD be, if you think about it.

    Why not try throwing some ideas up? We'll tell you if you're getting warm...

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    God I love the Flying Hellfish episode of the Simpsons.

    I say "We'll be rich! Rich as Nazis!" with considerable regularity. This is probably not a great thing...

    Hahahaha, I'd forgotten that.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ITT: ELM doesn't know classic Simpsons' reference. Is shunned by community.

    I'm watching that episode like, right now. Of course I know the reference. It was a joke post.

    Your caustic wit needs work.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    What the fuck are masturbation contests?
    we do not discuss them

    :winky:

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    But I mean, yeah Winky didn't finish his MSPA, but sometimes an idea you have turns out to be too much to deal with in execution. I don't blame Winky for trying to do something fun, and it was fun while it lasted.

    He needs to focus on not failing college though.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    anything beats phallias

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What the fuck are masturbation contests?

    There are only a few things they COULD be, if you think about it.

    Why not try throwing some ideas up? We'll tell you if you're getting warm...


    I have heard that such contests involve seeing how far each guy can 'fling' his load.

    Do not ask how I know such things; I'm not even sure how I came by this knowledge myself.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    anything beats phallias
    I can't imagine why you'd even play one

    they are awful

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    God there is so much awesome in this episode.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    I personally prefer a pair of strong, independent women

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention my sis who I love dearly mentioned last night she was of the opinion that the US is purposefully not 'finding Bin Laden' because of oil in the Middle East or something. I mean, all our technology and we can't find one guy hiding in the middle of nowhere?

    Man, that called for a shot in and of itself.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    are we still looking for bin laden

    I thought Saddam did it

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    A masturbation contest could be any number of things. You people are too vague.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    everything needs to be about me

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    are we still looking for bin laden

    I thought Saddam did it

    The guy who got the reward money for telling the US where Saddam was had the option of living in the US or the UK but chose to stay in Iraq and got killed.

    Sad tidbit of the day for you.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elen when you gonna come visit again?

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    Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elen when you gonna come visit again?
    *shrug*

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And by tidbit I mean unverified claim I overheard while wanting to slit my wrists last night

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.


    Yeah, that's what I was thinking but thought I'd ask.

    He shouldn't worry, though, it's not like we're depleting the pool of straight women.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.
    I am of the mind that making any noise in a theater should cost you a body part

    I am also consistently amazed by the noise people put up with at rock concerts

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Dildos are why they don't need a man. Why have a dick attached to a dick? Just buy the plastic version.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    are we still looking for bin laden

    I thought Saddam did it

    The guy who got the reward money for telling the US where Saddam was had the option of living in the US or the UK but chose to stay in Iraq and got killed.

    Sad tidbit of the day for you.

    Reminds me of a joke.
    "The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

    The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

    When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

    'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

    'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang-raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters who also deal drugs... and all while you were having such a great time playing bloody football.'

    The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

    'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place.'"

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.

    ummmm..... duh?
    You're getting the mega-nerds, fanbois, goddamn teenagers (although at least they arent on my lawn), and the unemployed. Midnight shows aren't exactly the Winner's Circle.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.


    Yeah, that's what I was thinking but thought I'd ask.

    He shouldn't worry, though, it's not like we're depleting the pool of straight women.

    But you are narrowing his options. Then again, 'nichu does that on his own with his creepiness. <3

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    My manager just had to leave early, and my supervisor is out. So now I'm in charge.

    Mr_Burns_150x176.jpg

    Excellent.

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention my sis who I love dearly mentioned last night she was of the opinion that the US is purposefully not 'finding Bin Laden' because of oil in the Middle East or something. I mean, all our technology and we can't find one guy hiding in the middle of nowhere?

    Man, that called for a shot in and of itself.

    George Stephanopoulos interviewed Ahmadinejad, and some of the interview was on Good Morning America the other day. In this interview, Ahmadinejad said that he thinks there is a very high chance that bin Laden is in Washington DC right now.

    It was comical, in a way. This was in response to George S. asking if bin Laden was hiding in Tehran. The Iranian President cited Bush's prior relationship with Osama as his reasoning behind his belief.

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    Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.

    I am of the mind that making any noise in a theater should cost you a body part

    I am also consistently amazed by the noise people put up with at rock concerts

    Basically, every group of people that I can't stand was at the theatre last night.

    1. Uber comic book nerds.
    2. Marine dudes who wear Affliction/TapOut/Ed Hardy clothing.
    3. Teenagers.

    Jesus, when did I become an old man?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    are we still looking for bin laden

    I thought Saddam did it

    The guy who got the reward money for telling the US where Saddam was had the option of living in the US or the UK but chose to stay in Iraq and got killed.

    Sad tidbit of the day for you.

    Reminds me of a joke.
    "The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

    The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

    When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

    'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

    'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang-raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters who also deal drugs... and all while you were having such a great time playing bloody football.'

    The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

    'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place.'"
    :lol:

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention my sis who I love dearly mentioned last night she was of the opinion that the US is purposefully not 'finding Bin Laden' because of oil in the Middle East or something. I mean, all our technology and we can't find one guy hiding in the middle of nowhere?

    Man, that called for a shot in and of itself.

    George Stephanopoulos interviewed Ahmadinejad, and some of the interview was on Good Morning America the other day. In this interview, Ahmadinejad said that he thinks there is a very high chance that bin Laden is in Washington DC right now.

    It was comical, in a way. This was in response to George S. asking if bin Laden was hiding in Tehran. The Iranian President cited Bush's prior relationship with Osama as his reasoning behind his belief.

    Well I figure after being asked if the man most wanted by the US was in his country's capital (as if he'd had said 'Yep!'), he had a right to be snarky.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man, this election is just depressing.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    Also dildos can do things a male penis cannot. Fucking technology!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i am not creepy

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