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    Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.

    ummmm..... duh?
    You're getting the mega-nerds, fanbois, goddamn teenagers (although at least they arent on my lawn), and the unemployed. Midnight shows aren't exactly the Winner's Circle.

    Yeah... I know. It was a rather short sighted decision on our part. I just finished my first year of law school yesterday; seeing a movie sounded like a good idea.

    Damn kids.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

    But do you look good in lingerie?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    Also dildos can do things a male penis cannot. Fucking technology!

    I don't know about yours, but I figured out how to make my penis vibrate. Haven't figured out the spinning trick yet, but I'm working on it!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

    But do you look good in lingerie?

    I am also not Bridgette.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

    But do you look good in lingerie?

    Don't give me that mental image.

    GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    But I mean, yeah Winky didn't finish his MSPA, but sometimes an idea you have turns out to be too much to deal with in execution. I don't blame Winky for trying to do something fun, and it was fun while it lasted.

    He needs to focus on not failing college though.

    It's the repeat offender bit that makes it worthy of blame. So much blame.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder how I could install those beads into my dick without it looking like a disease though.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Winky doesn't understand following through

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

    But do you look good in lingerie?

    I am also not Bridgette.

    See, that's the problem. I think if all men looked like Bridget you'd stand a better chance with some of us gay girls.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am not creepy
    you groped me on the subway organ

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am not creepy

    its ok Chu

    we loves you

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention my sis who I love dearly mentioned last night she was of the opinion that the US is purposefully not 'finding Bin Laden' because of oil in the Middle East or something. I mean, all our technology and we can't find one guy hiding in the middle of nowhere?

    Man, that called for a shot in and of itself.

    George Stephanopoulos interviewed Ahmadinejad, and some of the interview was on Good Morning America the other day. In this interview, Ahmadinejad said that he thinks there is a very high chance that bin Laden is in Washington DC right now.

    It was comical, in a way. This was in response to George S. asking if bin Laden was hiding in Tehran. The Iranian President cited Bush's prior relationship with Osama as his reasoning behind his belief.

    Well I figure after being asked if the man most wanted by the US was in his country's capital (as if he'd had said 'Yep!'), he had a right to be snarky.

    He's a really interesting interview.

    At one point he was just taking shots at Israel, talking about how they can't do anything to Iran, and how they don't even consider them in Iran's defense planning.

    I wasn't sure if I was watching an interview with a world leader, or an old Mean Gene Okerlund WWF interview.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am not creepy
    you groped me on the subway organ

    That's an inalienable right in Japan.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians make me feel unimportant

    May I ask I we make you feel that way?

    Because you have no need for a man?

    That's my guess.

    Then why do they buy dildos?

    Got damn lesbians are bunch of liars.

    Because dildos aren't attached to big, hairy things called men.

    I am not hairy!

    But do you look good in lingerie?

    I am also not Bridgette.

    See, that's the problem. I think if all men looked like Bridget you'd stand a better chance with some of us gay girls.

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And I enter chat to the mental image of Justin in lingerie. I'm not sure if I'm thankful or not that the scaring from that image doesn't even make my top ten mental scars.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am not creepy
    you groped me on the subway organ

    there are lies, damned lies, and elendil lies

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    langfor6 wrote: »
    He's a really interesting interview.

    At one point he was just taking shots at Israel, talking about how they can't do anything to Iran, and how they don't even consider them in Iran's defense planning.

    I wasn't sure if I was watching an interview with a world leader, or an old Mean Gene Okerlund WWF interview.

    The dude likes to bullshit. And that makes for interesting clips.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    I was pretty drunk that afterwards I regretted not getting pictures.

    Oh well, I still have the awesome mental image of it.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am not creepy
    you groped me on the subway organ

    there are lies, damned lies, and elendil lies
    I mean I came

    but that doesn't excuse it

    Elendil on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    I was pretty drunk that afterwards I regretted not getting pictures.

    Oh well, I still have the awesome mental image of it.

    Well now you know what to get her for your honeymoon.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    I was pretty drunk that afterwards I regretted not getting pictures.

    Oh well, I still have the awesome mental image of it.
    this is all well and good until she leaves you for another woman

    and then you'll feel silly

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    See, that's the problem. I think if all men looked like Bridget you'd stand a better chance with some of us gay girls.

    You're a lesbo? I always thought you were a crossdressing man. Ya know, Bridget avatar and all.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    I was pretty drunk that afterwards I regretted not getting pictures.

    Oh well, I still have the awesome mental image of it.

    Well now you know what to get her for your honeymoon.

    This is what she needs to get ME!

    A threesome... with a chick of course.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    See, that's the problem. I think if all men looked like Bridget you'd stand a better chance with some of us gay girls.

    You're a lesbo? I always thought you were a crossdressing man. Ya know, Bridget avatar and all.

    No, I was really into Bridget at the time and I've just not got around to changing my avatar to anything better since.

    Duchess Prozac on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sigh. HQ I.T. doesn't seem to know how to slipstream updates and service packs into new enterprise software they send us. Yet they have the cushy, permanent government jobs.

    Meanwhile, I have to make decent builds for distribution.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    So, my wife and I went to the midnight showing if Iron Man 2 last night.

    We need to stop going to opening night movie releases. The kind of people these events attract are not the people we want to be around.

    ummmm..... duh?
    You're getting the mega-nerds, fanbois, goddamn teenagers (although at least they arent on my lawn), and the unemployed. Midnight shows aren't exactly the Winner's Circle.

    Yeah... I know. It was a rather short sighted decision on our part. I just finished my first year of law school yesterday; seeing a movie sounded like a good idea.

    Damn kids.

    Although sometimes going to the show on opening night is worth it. IE: I went to see Watchmen opening night (because Im a fanboi nerd :( ) and I got to see a 10ish year old kid laughing his goddamn face off when Dr. M's big blue floppy cock first showed up on screen. Dumbshit dad must've thought it was a family movie. Mom was PISSED.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »

    That's good advice.

    Since we're on the awesome topic of lesbians, I got the prewife to make out with another hot girl last Friday.

    If you had offered up pictures of this then I would forgive you for all previous and future use of the term prewife.

    As it is, I have halved your deficit of awesome points.

    I was pretty drunk that afterwards I regretted not getting pictures.

    Oh well, I still have the awesome mental image of it.

    Well now you know what to get her for your honeymoon.

    This is what she needs to get ME!

    A threesome... with a chick of course.

    No you idiot. You get it under the pretense that it's for her, not you. That way she doesn't think you just wanna fuck some strange.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The L Word has taught me that I can be a male lesbian as long as I don't use my penis on a woman and act stereotypically.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    See, that's the problem. I think if all men looked like Bridget you'd stand a better chance with some of us gay girls.

    You're a lesbo? I always thought you were a crossdressing man. Ya know, Bridget avatar and all.

    No, I was really into Bridget at the time and I've just not got around to changing my avatar to anything better since.

    Who the hell gets "really into Bridget"? o_O

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    man i am horny

    how to fix this problem

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    lesbians obviously can't help me

    i'm looking at you, ambiguously bisexual men of [chat]

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians obviously can't help me

    i'm looking at you, ambiguously bisexual men of [chat]

    Where is Arch when you need him?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    man i am horny

    how to fix this problem

    Craigslist NSFW

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Last midnight launch I went to was the second Matrix movie. I think.

    Talk about a depressing sight both before and after the show.

    The credits roll, the room is silent, and my friend Matt just stands up and yells "BULLSHIT. THAT WAS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT."

    Everyone gets up and walks out.

    Sheep on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians obviously can't help me

    i'm looking at you, ambiguously bisexual men of [chat]

    Where is Arch when you need him?

    Fucking Arch. He's full of such male guilt. He feels bad that he has a penis like he's personally opressed women or some shit. Fucking guy needs to grow some balls.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    man i am horny

    how to fix this problem

    Craigslist NSFW

    Hello STIs.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Who the hell gets "really into Bridget"? o_O

    My old band's keyboard player who's totally closeted and kind of a pedo.

    EDIT

    Well, he's not closeted, but as friends have said better, he's opportunistic.

    Sheep on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians obviously can't help me

    i'm looking at you, ambiguously bisexual men of [chat]

    I'm ambiguous about it?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh man...Disney is going all 'edgy' on Mickey Mouse now?

    Like...I don't even....

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