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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    lesbians obviously can't help me

    i'm looking at you, ambiguously bisexual men of [chat]

    I'm ambiguous about it?

    oh

    hello, thom

    i'm going to need you to sit down over here

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    god tumbles, you smell so awful even from across the room

    goddamned

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJkHnjqIH4

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »

    Asians can get boob jobs too ya know

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »

    Bigger boobs mean a better massage.

    Trust me on this.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    up all night watching election coverage

    must sleep

    bluuuuuuuuh

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't see the titties at work! Nooooooooooooooo

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    up all night watching election coverage

    must sleep

    bluuuuuuuuh

    SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! LOOK AT PAXMAN! HE DOESN'T SLEEP! AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!!!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    do you think if i print out the ad and go there i can scream in broken mandarin

    THIS ONE, I WANT THIS ONE

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    up all night watching election coverage

    must sleep

    bluuuuuuuuh

    But if you sleep you'll miss all the analyzing of the election and rumor-mongering over who's making what deals!

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    do you think if i print out the ad and go there i can scream in broken mandarin

    THIS ONE, I WANT THIS ONE

    I don't see any flaws in this plan.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    I can't see the titties at work! Nooooooooooooooo

    picture it, justin

    asian, coy smile

    scenester-esque hair with the bangs only over one side of the face

    purple & black spackled bra

    TIG OL' BITTIES

    it's a beautiful thing

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    do you think if i print out the ad and go there i can scream in broken mandarin

    THIS ONE, I WANT THIS ONE

    I don't think they'd appreciate a large white man yelling at them.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    up all night watching election coverage

    must sleep

    bluuuuuuuuh

    SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! LOOK AT PAXMAN! HE DOESN'T SLEEP! AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!!!

    MUST DEFEAT PAXMAN!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    do you think if i print out the ad and go there i can scream in broken mandarin

    THIS ONE, I WANT THIS ONE

    I don't think they'd appreciate a large white man yelling at their general direction.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm sorry Betty White, I love you to death and all but you're becoming overexposed.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    up all night watching election coverage

    must sleep

    bluuuuuuuuh

    Don't Blink! If you so much as blink they will get you.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    now is the winter of our discotheque

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    man, sheep loves king of the hill

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

    Getting laid becomes pretty easy once you're out of high school. My hypothesis is that once girl's stop worrying about the gossip, things get a lot easier.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

    Getting laid becomes pretty easy once you're out of high school. My hypothesis is that once girl's stop worrying about the gossip, things get a lot easier.

    ahahahahahahaha

    Is this an Australian concept?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

    Getting laid becomes pretty easy once you're out of high school. My hypothesis is that once girl's stop worrying about the gossip, things get a lot easier.

    I found it wasn't hard if you picked up a reputation for keeping your mouth shut.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's not easy if you're repulsive

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's pathetic how my brain tells me I should feel bad for not having sex. Like, shut up brain you're not helping asshole!

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    it's not easy if you're repulsive

    It's not that hard. I was pretty gross when I was younger.

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    I figure I could take a bear.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey [chat]

    I survived the flood.

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    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    buuuuuu

    i need to pick up stuff gah

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey [chat]

    I survived the flood.

    So you can back to having sex again?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey [chat]

    I survived the flood.

    I hope your belongings also survived. Even if they didn't it's nice to see you did.

    <3

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I still stand in Awe of Steam's weekly deals.

    The entire Civ4 package for $10? Really Valve? REALLY? I mean, my wife has already been engrossed in Dawn of Discovery and now you give her more cheap nerd shit?

    Wonderful.

    Oh well. At least I have the Rockstar Complete package from last week.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm just waiting for SR2 to go on super sale again so I can get IR a copy. The G&T guys cooked up a speedfix that takes it from unplayable to super fucking awesome.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've just emerged from the British Politics thread.

    The Green Party and the Alliance Party should form a government together. :P

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Hey [chat]

    I survived the flood.

    I hope your belongings also survived. Even if they didn't it's nice to see you did.

    <3

    We're good. We were stranded at the apartment for a couple days because all of the surrounding roads were flooded, but we didn't take any damage. The wife's extended family got hit pretty bad in different areas.

    The worst of it was that I knew one of the people that died. She was an old boss from my last job. Really nice lady that just got through breast cancer. They were on the highway and the water washed their car off the road into a ditch and they couldn't get away.

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    are YOU on the beer list?
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I still stand in Awe of Steam's weekly deals.

    The entire Civ4 package for $10? Really Valve? REALLY? I mean, my wife has already been engrossed in Dawn of Discovery and now you give her more cheap nerd shit?

    Wonderful.

    Oh well. At least I have the Rockstar Complete package from last week.

    Man, I bought that shit not even knowing for sure I had enough money in the bank.

    Cleared it by .85 cents. :lol:

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've just emerged from the British Politics thread.

    The Green Party and the Alliance Party should form a government together. :P

    yes!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Hey [chat]

    I survived the flood.

    I hope your belongings also survived. Even if they didn't it's nice to see you did.

    <3

    We're good. We were stranded at the apartment for a couple days because all of the surrounding roads were flooded, but we didn't take any damage. The wife's extended family got hit pretty bad in different areas.

    The worst of it was that I knew one of the people that died. She was an old boss from my last job. Really nice lady that just got through breast cancer. They were on the highway and the water washed their car off the road into a ditch and they couldn't get away.

    Fucking hell that's sad, sorry to hear about any death but that just seems somehow even more unfair.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I've just emerged from the British Politics thread.

    The Green Party and the Alliance Party should form a government together. :P

    yes!

    Lady Sylvia Hermon can be the Opposition.

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