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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

    Getting laid becomes pretty easy once you're out of high school. My hypothesis is that once girl's stop worrying about the gossip, things get a lot easier.

    I found it wasn't hard if you picked up a reputation for keeping your mouth shut.

    Admittedly it might've just been that the end of high school correlated with the peak of my exercise efforts and thus self-confidence and so things flowed naturally from there.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I still stand in Awe of Steam's weekly deals.

    The entire Civ4 package for $10? Really Valve? REALLY? I mean, my wife has already been engrossed in Dawn of Discovery and now you give her more cheap nerd shit?

    Wonderful.

    Oh well. At least I have the Rockstar Complete package from last week.

    Man, I bought that shit not even knowing for sure I had enough money in the bank.

    Cleared it by .85 cents. :lol:

    Pro. :^:

    edit: I just realized it's probably cheaper to buy Civ 4 complete than any missing expansions. Hmm.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Speaking of which, I should probably deposit my check today.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cashing out savings bonds takes for-freaking-ever.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i was a teenager my dad always told me that when we turned 18 he'd take my brother and i to the geisha house as birthday presents

    it never materialized, though, and i'd be too humiliated to seek it out on my own

    well

    plus, what if they came over on slave boats and they are indentured servants and my cumshot is fueling an unethical, oppressive industry

    feels bad, man

    That would be a safe assumption to make.

    Getting laid becomes pretty easy once you're out of high school. My hypothesis is that once girl's stop worrying about the gossip, things get a lot easier.

    I found it wasn't hard if you picked up a reputation for keeping your mouth shut.

    Admittedly it might've just been that the end of high school correlated with the peak of my exercise efforts and thus self-confidence and so things flowed naturally from there.

    Being drunk was a help for me. A lack of fear can be a useful thing.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just weighed myself and am pleased with the result.

    I shall now do the Dance of Joy.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cashing out savings bonds takes for-freaking-ever.

    Are you fleeing the country?

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cashing out savings bonds takes for-freaking-ever.

    Are you fleeing the country?

    Noooo...ooo..

    Maybe

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    It's pathetic how my brain tells me I should feel bad for not having sex. Like, shut up brain you're not helping asshole!

    When I was in the 8th grade a girl I knew caught up with me after school and asked me if I was a virgin.

    I yelled at her, "OF COURSE NOT!!!," and then ran away in mortal embarrassment, secure in the knowledge that I WAS in fact the only virgin left alive on the surface of the planet.

    It was several years before I realized what in all likely hood I'd been running away from.

    Hello [chat].

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've never played a civilization. should I get that?

    its real involved and shit right? I'm basically a 2 year old.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoohoo! Guy at work finally brought me back my God of War Collection.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2010
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I've never played a civilization. should I get that?

    its real involved and shit right? I'm basically a 2 year old.

    It's not that involved if you use the auto manage feature on most of your cities. But it can feel daunting when you play on a huge map and have to settle like 15 cities before finding any of the other civs.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I've never played a civilization. should I get that?

    its real involved and shit right? I'm basically a 2 year old.

    At $10 it's a steal for the amount of playtime you'll get out of it.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If you feel that hesitant about it get the Civ III pack for $2.50.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

    Justin broke into Cesca's brother's place?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I've never played a civilization. should I get that?

    its real involved and shit right? I'm basically a 2 year old.

    It's pretty fun, and that's an amazing deal.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My_wife___christine_by_paullung.jpg


    That is a picture drawn with a pencil.

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Civ. games are fun. Just, each game is such an investment of TIME.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have a Civ4 collection disc just lying around here somewhere.

    The trouble is I can't find it and that deal sounds almost too tempting.

    Please tell me not to buy it.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    If you feel that hesitant about it get the Civ III pack for $2.50.

    if I do it I might as well do it. $7.50 to play the newest one is worth it.

    just don't know if I'll actually give it the time it deserves.

    thanks for the input everyone.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    My_wife___christine_by_paullung.jpg


    That is a picture drawn with a pencil.

    The stray hairs kind of give it away to me. Just seemed, excessive.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have a Civ4 collection disc just lying around here somewhere.

    The trouble is I can't find it and that deal sounds almost too tempting.

    Please tell me not to buy it.

    Buy it you goose. BUY IT NOW, YOU LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT IT.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

    It's just odd that they picked his house. It's not the nicest on the street, they're definitely not the richest people on the street, and unless it was just a random attempt, they'd know that my brother is a stay-at-home Dad.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I haven't played a civ game since Civ II which I would basically turtle in my cities till I could win by technology. I basically did the same thing with Alpha Centari. Get enough places to research a planetary love victory.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

    It's just odd that they picked his house. It's not the nicest on the street, they're definitely not the richest people on the street, and unless it was just a random attempt, they'd know that my brother is a stay-at-home Dad.

    Maybe they figured it would be the easiest because it wasn't as nice or something? Like it wouldn't have an alarm system or the people living there were struggling to make ends meat so were more likely to be out working...

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

    Watch that replay and see what he was doing before he disconnected/crashed/quit.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hi

    I'm worried that I'm getting sick

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

    You need to work on your reaction time. Perhaps some sort of speed exercises or something.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have a Civ4 collection disc just lying around here somewhere.

    The trouble is I can't find it and that deal sounds almost too tempting.

    Please tell me not to buy it.

    Buy it you goose. BUY IT NOW, YOU LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT IT.


    That's not the kind of advice I was looking for.

    Honestly, I just know the disc is lying less than 3 feet away from me. It's just buried beneath a mountain of crap.

    Duchess Prozac on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

    It's just odd that they picked his house. It's not the nicest on the street, they're definitely not the richest people on the street, and unless it was just a random attempt, they'd know that my brother is a stay-at-home Dad.

    Most likely it was because it looked easy. A rich house that takes longer to break into isn't as good as a lower end looking house that looks easy to get into.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have a Civ4 collection disc just lying around here somewhere.

    The trouble is I can't find it and that deal sounds almost too tempting.

    Please tell me not to buy it.

    Buy it you goose. BUY IT NOW, YOU LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT IT.


    That's not the kind of advice I was looking for.

    Honestly, I just know the disc is lying less than 3 feet away from me. It's just buried beneath a mountain of crap.

    If you buy it on Steam you have an easy back up in case the disk is scratched.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

    You need to work on your reaction time. Perhaps some sort of speed exercises or something.

    Masterbating furiously?

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Last midnight launch I went to was the second Matrix movie. I think.

    Talk about a depressing sight both before and after the show.

    The credits roll, the room is silent, and my friend Matt just stands up and yells "BULLSHIT. THAT WAS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT."

    Everyone gets up and walks out.

    I would like to sign up for your friend Matt's newsletter.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

    You need to work on your reaction time. Perhaps some sort of speed exercises or something.

    Masterbating furiously?

    Is that your solution to everything?

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cesca, you do know they attempted a break in of your brother's place because he lives in a nice neighborhood, right? I mean, no one robs poor people because they don't have anything to steal.

    justin is something of an authority on larceny

    if you see what i am getting at here

    It's just odd that they picked his house. It's not the nicest on the street, they're definitely not the richest people on the street, and unless it was just a random attempt, they'd know that my brother is a stay-at-home Dad.

    Most likely it was because it looked easy. A rich house that takes longer to break into isn't as good as a lower end looking house that looks easy to get into.

    when I say it's not the nicest on the street, I feel that perhaps I need to add more info. My brother and his wife live in a house she inherited from her Gran in London that, even though it's not the best on the street, is worth in excess of 1 million pounds.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Get Civ IV, Vari. It is infinitely superior to Civ III.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Well I won that Starcraft game because the guy quit. Saying that the graph was D:

    I seem to start off rather slow in building :(

    You need to work on your reaction time. Perhaps some sort of speed exercises or something.

    Masterbating furiously?

    Is that your solution to everything?

    You sound angry. You should masterbate!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have a Civ4 collection disc just lying around here somewhere.

    The trouble is I can't find it and that deal sounds almost too tempting.

    Please tell me not to buy it.

    Buy it you goose. BUY IT NOW, YOU LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT IT.


    That's not the kind of advice I was looking for.

    Honestly, I just know the disc is lying less than 3 feet away from me. It's just buried beneath a mountain of crap.

    You know what though? It's probably all scratched up, and let's face it discs don't last forever but STEAM can.

    Trust in STEAM Duchess, trust in digital downloading.

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