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Tube Hates You: Issue Three

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    whatchoo boys doin tonight

    we chowin down at the pink trough!
    I am just imagining DL just gathering up his friends and going to a brothel now.

    :whistle:Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
    'bout that shack outside La Grange
    and you know what I'm talkin' about.
    Just let me know if you wanna go
    to that home out on the range.
    They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

    Have mercy.
    A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
    A haw, haw, haw.

    Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
    and the ten to get yourself in.
    A hmm, hmm.
    And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
    but now I might be mistaken.
    hmm, hmm, hmm.

    Ah have mercy.
    :whistle:

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I dated a girl once who named my penis Mufasa

    I was unsure of how to take that

    you talk a big game and go out like a bitch in the early going

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    Ugh and this one girl I worked with insisted on calling her vag her "pikachu." It drove me nuts.

    shoulda slipped her your bulbasaur

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    aggro crag

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I dated a girl once who named my penis Mufasa

    I was unsure of how to take that

    you talk a big game and go out like a bitch in the early going

    I should be madder at this than I am

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the ol' spunkmitt

    Grant's Tomb.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    cock holster

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm sorry these are all really discriminatory against lesbians

    let's go with, uh, dildo caddy

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The veritable cornucopia.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    flesh glove

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cock-socket.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the cave of wonders

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the tuna tunnel

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    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fort Sensible.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    'ginee.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the lickety split

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Psh, enough with the cavernous maws.

    Thor's Cunthammer

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  • ZyrelaxZyrelax Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Spear of Schlonginus

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the panama canal

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The ol' dusty trail

    Houk on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the lickety split

    I like this so much I want it to be a real thing that vaginas are called

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it shall enter the lexicon

    the sex lexicon

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Khyber Pass.

    edit: t Blake, your mother, obvs.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    The ol' dusty trail

    Who do you have sex with?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the kessel run

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thresher Maw.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    The ol' dusty trail

    Who do you have sex with?

    his mother

    ,

    great-great-grand

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    baby it's time to float my wagon down snake river

    we about to lose 2 sets of clothing, if you know what I mean

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You can only carry so much of my meat back to the wagon.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my god Shoe

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What a way to celebrate Mother's Day, eh?

    edit: I knew a girl who called it a flower. I think it's just cause she couldn't think of anything else, and hated the word pussy.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    The ol' dusty trail

    Who do you have sex with?

    his mother

    ,

    great-great-grand
    the correct answer there was 'his mummy'

    Houk on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gonna put my troggle in your number muncher.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What a way to celebrate Mother's Day, eh?

    edit: I knew a girl who called it a flower. I think it's just cause she couldn't think of anything else, and hated the word pussy.

    This reminds me of a joke.

    A ten year old kid walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, what's a vagina?"

    And his dad (who is admittedly a bad father) went, "Well son there are two types of vaginas, there is a vagina before sex, and a vagina after sex."

    And he gets out a playboy and points to the appropriate place and goes, "See son, before sex it looks like a beautiful flower."

    And the son nods and follows up with the question, "What about after sex?"

    The father closes the magazine and says, "Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat porridge?"

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gonna put my troggle in your number muncher.

    mathblasterfacials.com

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Something about money shots.

    Cause it's math, you know.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    What a way to celebrate Mother's Day, eh?

    edit: I knew a girl who called it a flower. I think it's just cause she couldn't think of anything else, and hated the word pussy.

    This reminds me of a joke.

    A ten year old kid walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, what's a vagina?"

    And his dad (who is admittedly a bad father) went, "Well son there are two types of vaginas, there is a vagina before sex, and a vagina after sex."

    And he gets out a playboy and points to the appropriate place and goes, "See son, before sex it looks like a beautiful flower."

    And the son nods and follows up with the question, "What about after sex?"

    The father closes the magazine and says, "Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat porridge?"

    Ahahahahaha

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    flange

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Muff always makes me giggle as a term for a vag

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