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SUCKA MC'S DON'T STEP TO THE OFFICIAL SE++ HIP-HOP THREAD WITH BAD FREESTYLIN
Metzger Meister
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
Matthew Smith 10:06 pm
(10:06:47 PM): cthulhu ftaghn, brah
CAtransplant1009 10:07 pm
(10:07:34 PM): mmhm.
(10:07:48 PM): gotta rep my man The 'Thu.
(10:07:59 PM): Thu Tang Clan
Matthew Smith 10:09 pm
(10:09:06 PM): Thu Ftagh Clan
CAtransplant1009 10:09 pm
(10:09:24 PM): rappin bout life in fucking Innsmouth
Matthew Smith 10:09 pm
(10:09:40 PM): growing up rough
(10:09:47 PM): in the belly of a cosmic rift
CAtransplant1009 10:09 pm
(10:09:55 PM): or the bottom of a sea
(10:10:06 PM): all eating the madness of lost german uboat crews.
CAtransplant1009 10:12 pm
(10:12:36 PM): rhyming dagon is tough
Matthew Smith 10:13 pm
(10:13:32 PM): don't put that phage on me
(10:14:11 PM): or dagon'll rage on ya
CAtransplant1009 10:14 pm
(10:14:49 PM): flow is weak like a discount toilet, the game that you spit's so dirty i gotta boil it
CAtransplant1009 10:17 pm
(10:17:03 PM): aaanyway
Matthew Smith 10:17 pm
(10:17:05 PM): yo voice tinny like a cicada, talkin bout physics: meta
(10:17:21 PM): color o lucy's hair, ll'be the color of yo lip
(10:17:26 PM): already stained brown
(10:17:29 PM): from all you dip
(10:18:05 PM): *drops mic*
(10:18:15 PM): *pisses on crowd*
(10:18:27 PM): *walks back stage, bangs your mom*
CAtransplant1009 10:18 pm
(10:18:32 PM): goddammit son i've had about enough'a this chump stuff this pop-sound fluff that you spittin' it's written like a blind retard with a thumb-thick sharpie ink pen
CAtransplant1009 10:19 pm
(10:19:06 PM): it pains me to think that the drugs addled you brain, made you insane up in ya membranes like a cypress hill song hit that ill bong lose a brain cell for every weak-ass rap song
(10:19:45 PM): that you write, shit's contrite like a dark stormy night and a damsel in distress while i'm dressed for success you just impress less and less
(10:19:52 PM): *b-boy arms*
Matthew Smith 10:20 pm
(10:20:09 PM): ya flow like a drunk, you a double chunk punk, scoopin up doritos like a mosquito, drinks the blood off the cow that weighs less than thou
CAtransplant1009 10:21 pm
(10:21:06 PM): we should post this and make a rap-battle thread.
(10:21:32 PM): i'm doing it. where making this happen.
you heard me and bemis. it's RAP BATTLE TIME.
(10:06:47 PM): cthulhu ftaghn, brah
CAtransplant1009 10:07 pm
(10:07:34 PM): mmhm.
(10:07:48 PM): gotta rep my man The 'Thu.
(10:07:59 PM): Thu Tang Clan
Matthew Smith 10:09 pm
(10:09:06 PM): Thu Ftagh Clan
CAtransplant1009 10:09 pm
(10:09:24 PM): rappin bout life in fucking Innsmouth
Matthew Smith 10:09 pm
(10:09:40 PM): growing up rough
(10:09:47 PM): in the belly of a cosmic rift
CAtransplant1009 10:09 pm
(10:09:55 PM): or the bottom of a sea
(10:10:06 PM): all eating the madness of lost german uboat crews.
CAtransplant1009 10:12 pm
(10:12:36 PM): rhyming dagon is tough
Matthew Smith 10:13 pm
(10:13:32 PM): don't put that phage on me
(10:14:11 PM): or dagon'll rage on ya
CAtransplant1009 10:14 pm
(10:14:49 PM): flow is weak like a discount toilet, the game that you spit's so dirty i gotta boil it
CAtransplant1009 10:17 pm
(10:17:03 PM): aaanyway
Matthew Smith 10:17 pm
(10:17:05 PM): yo voice tinny like a cicada, talkin bout physics: meta
(10:17:21 PM): color o lucy's hair, ll'be the color of yo lip
(10:17:26 PM): already stained brown
(10:17:29 PM): from all you dip
(10:18:05 PM): *drops mic*
(10:18:15 PM): *pisses on crowd*
(10:18:27 PM): *walks back stage, bangs your mom*
CAtransplant1009 10:18 pm
(10:18:32 PM): goddammit son i've had about enough'a this chump stuff this pop-sound fluff that you spittin' it's written like a blind retard with a thumb-thick sharpie ink pen
CAtransplant1009 10:19 pm
(10:19:06 PM): it pains me to think that the drugs addled you brain, made you insane up in ya membranes like a cypress hill song hit that ill bong lose a brain cell for every weak-ass rap song
(10:19:45 PM): that you write, shit's contrite like a dark stormy night and a damsel in distress while i'm dressed for success you just impress less and less
(10:19:52 PM): *b-boy arms*
Matthew Smith 10:20 pm
(10:20:09 PM): ya flow like a drunk, you a double chunk punk, scoopin up doritos like a mosquito, drinks the blood off the cow that weighs less than thou
CAtransplant1009 10:21 pm
(10:21:06 PM): we should post this and make a rap-battle thread.
(10:21:32 PM): i'm doing it. where making this happen.
you heard me and bemis. it's RAP BATTLE TIME.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
shame
i am from wyoming, and bemis is a pot-smoking hippie.
what exactly do you want from us?
edit: also the end of that video is perfect.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I am always down for rap battles
TOFUNINJA DID YOU LIKE MY RHYMES!?
Good show
ii once rhymed 'napoleon' with 'explorian' and i am less ashamed than i am of that cicada line
Oops. Uhhhh, this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-4JEETt88
I have negative rhymes
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
what are you trying to say houk
what the fuck are you trying to say
see, that's bemis. MY rhymes are awesome.
When I was your age rap was called patter.
maybe so but winning a hella-white rap battle is like fucking an ugly girl
noone is proud of you for doing it and you'll only embarrass yourself by bragging
Got this guy talkin shit by the name of Houk
Actin' like it's my fault his ass is loose
Now I ain't tryin to say I wouldn't fuck him deep
But how the hell's he gonna go blamin' me
Now I know for a fact he's slept with men
Both here in America and in Japan
So pinnin' all this on just one guy
Man I gotta say is one hella lie
So before I go and hit "Post Quick Reply"
Got one question if'n you don't mind
It's a real simple favor I need my friend
Can you recommend me to the JET program?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
heh
ahahahahahahahaha oh my god I love this so much
5 stars A+ would read again
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
thread over
We reached the peak
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
What about 504'd?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
but i'm so fresh i'm right off the grill
all you punk ass bitches know i got style
if you dont think so then you in da nile
my rhymes be hot like a summer's day
so step up and listen to what i gots ta say
this thread is a chatlog, that's not okay
metz you should be ashamed o dis, you gay
WEAK
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
when you play water polo