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Warren Ellis has flipped

SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Graphic Violence
He just posted this to his mailing list:
bad signal
WARREN ELLIS

For the rest of this week, I may only be addressed as

Comrade Fantastika.

...

Or possibly Lord Fantastika.

Baron Fantastika?

President Fantastika.

El Presidente Fantastika?

...

I can't decide now. It's your fault.

Out to dinner. See you on the other side.

-- W

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PiptheFair wrote: »
killing children would be hilarious
Olivaw wrote: »
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

AND THIS PENIS
Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
NotACrook wrote: »
I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
cock vore is fuckin hilarious
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Okay.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    He just posted this to his mailing list:
    bad signal
    WARREN ELLIS

    For the rest of this week, I may only be addressed as

    Comrade Fantastika.

    ...

    Or possibly Lord Fantastika.

    Baron Fantastika?

    President Fantastika.

    El Presidente Fantastika?

    ...

    I can't decide now. It's your fault.

    Out to dinner. See you on the other side.

    -- W
    Who wouldn't want to be called Comrade Fantastika?

    Blankspace on
    SIG.gif
  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    After We3 and NextWave, I'd pretty much figured he was mental anyway.

    The really really good sort of mental, but mental nonetheless.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    ben0207 wrote:
    After We3 and NextWave, I'd pretty much figured he was mental anyway.

    The really really good sort of mental, but mental nonetheless.

    Yeah, his writing in We3 was so crazy

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    ben0207 wrote:
    After We3 and NextWave, I'd pretty much figured he was mental anyway.

    The really really good sort of mental, but mental nonetheless.

    Yeah, his writing in We3 was so crazy

    Well, if you can think of another book about cyborg dogs, cats and rabbits, or one that features rats with drillbits for heads, I'd love to read it.

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait what? Morrison wrote We3.

    You're not one of us, you're just pretending to like comics!

    ;)

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I genuinely cannot figure out how I made such a ridiculous mistake.

    That's like missing out the hyphen in Spider-man or something.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He can spend all his free time in a padded room wearing a strait jacket for all I care, just as long as he keeps up with the writing (particularly Newuniversal).

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man if you think this post in bad signal mean he flipped just wait until he starts posting octupus porn or some other fucked up shit like he always does.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    Man if you think this post in bad signal mean he flipped just wait until he starts posting octupus porn or some other fucked up shit like he always does.
    I've only been subscribed for a week sooooooo I haven't seen any of that yet. I await it eagerly.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God, I want to make "The Fantastikas" super group in CoH now where every member has one of those names.

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He has a magic cave beneath his house.

    He's not been quite right for a while

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    I like my women how I like my coffee.

    Anally.
  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bobgorila wrote:
    He has a magic cave beneath his house.

    He's not been quite right for a while

    That's Alan Moore.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    son of a bitch, you guys don't know any writers

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!
    Desolation Jones always comes out on time.

    It's bi-monthly.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Grant Morrsion wrote Watchmen you know

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    bobgorila wrote:
    He has a magic cave beneath his house.

    He's not been quite right for a while

    That's Alan Moore.

    No one's going to buy it now. Not everyone wants a magic cave beneath their home. :(

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I liked his journalism stuff more, like his stories about his drug-addled Vegas trip.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, he just learned the word a couple days ago and has been using it a lot. He also posts from the pub a lot. He was probably sitting there drinking and thinking about the awesome word he wants to work into a Title of some work and thought of these names.


    He aint crazy, you are.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Accualt wrote:
    God, I want to make "The Fantastikas" super group in CoH now where every member has one of those names.

    Sign me up!

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He seems less wacky than Morrison or Moore.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Accualt wrote:
    God, I want to make "The Fantastikas" super group in CoH now where every member has one of those names.

    Fantanas2006.jpg

    :?:

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  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!
    Desolation Jones always comes out on time.

    It's bi-monthly.

    Did I say Late, motherfucker? NO.

    I said it takes too fucking long to come out. I don't care if it's bi-monthly or bi-fucking-weekly, it is still TOO FUCKING LONG! You've got a reading comprehension problem.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    His website looks like this to me recently:

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    Is it because I use safari? It's stupid hard to read.

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  • zkeyzkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!

    Man, Ellis and co. love taking their sweet time with Fell. Sometimes he even projects the impression that he doesn't care that much for the book, but I read somewhere recently that the project has plenty of life ahead of it yet.

    Wait, wait, wait.

    It's fucking killing me.

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!
    Desolation Jones was apparently the artist's fault. They've changed artists now (starting with issue #7).

    Dunno what the fuck's up with Fell.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Warren Ellis has never been a poster boy for sturdy mental health.

    In my eyes, this Fantastika bender seems to be a stride towards sanity.

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  • JCMJCM Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    His website looks like this to me recently:

    screenshot3bl.png

    Is it because I use safari? It's stupid hard to read.

    His site layout is kinda weird, so I use Opera for Mac and with "fit to page" enabled, works better.

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  • SkwirlSkwirl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Fell and Desolation Jones take way too fucking long to come out. Tell that bitch ass Ellis to get back to work! (I bet it's his artists fault, them them bitches to start drawing or else there's hell to pay)!
    Desolation Jones was apparently the artist's fault. They've changed artists now (starting with issue #7).

    Dunno what the fuck's up with Fell.

    He occasionally mentions on his site that he has a lot of difficulty writing in the format he set up for fell. (16 pages, self contained story. every page done in a 3x3 format.) I think he really likes Fell, it's just difficult for him to write and he isn't under contract to write it at any particular pace, so if he gets behind in his work, Fell is one of the first things to get delayed.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three years from now, everyone will be writing comics like NEXTWAVE. And then I will kick them. And then they will explode.

    Ellis during an interview about the upcoming Black Summer.

    Black Summer Cover

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  • Red or AliveRed or Alive Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three years from now, everyone will be writing comics like NEXTWAVE. And then I will kick them. And then they will explode.

    Ellis during an interview about the upcoming Black Summer.

    Black Summer Cover

    That must've been... rather cathartic for the artist to draw.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    that guy looks like the midnighter if the midnighter was apollo

    the nooner? the high-nooner?

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daylighter

    which actually happened

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daylighter and uhm... crap, forgot what the alternate Apollo was called. Hades?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three years from now, everyone will be writing comics like NEXTWAVE. And then I will kick them. And then they will explode.

    Ellis during an interview about the upcoming Black Summer.

    Black Summer Cover

    That must've been... rather cathartic for the artist to draw.

    The awesome thing is that you know now for a fact that everyone involved with the creation and publication of that comic book has a file at the Secret Service.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Extra padding for Warren's file, having the PotUS killed in a comic he's written yet again.

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  • smeejsmeej Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Did he ever start the second volume of Black Gas? I haven't been to the shop in a bit and I was really liking the idea of an Ellis zombie epic, damn it.

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    IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daylighter and uhm... crap, forgot what the alternate Apollo was called. Hades?

    Close. That alternate Apollo was called Pluto, if I remember correctly. I have the issues somewhere, but what story arc was that?

    Black Summer looks kind of interesting. Horus looks like Midnighter wearing white, using Mr Terrific's t-spheres.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daylighter and uhm... crap, forgot what the alternate Apollo was called. Hades?

    Close. That alternate Apollo was called Pluto, if I remember correctly. I have the issues somewhere, but what story arc was that?

    Black Summer looks kind of interesting. Horus looks like Midnighter wearing white, using Mr Terrific's t-spheres.

    Daylighter crying was hilarious.

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