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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Elki on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    On the one hand, YAY I don't have a job so I can actively look for work out of state and flee California.

    On the other hand, BOO I don't have a job so I have no funding for such a task.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Does anyone want to have a staff party with me?

    I'll bring my staff.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Kagera on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    I can say from experience that it is, at least when the group is slightly intoxicated.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i have heard so many people say "oh thank you but i don't like to be thanked for my service i am just doing what i think is right" the past week

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have heard so many people say "oh thank you but i don't like to be thanked for my service i am just doing what i think is right" the past week

    That would get kinda annoying.

    "Yes, and I am thanking you for doing what is right. That's what the word is used for."

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have heard so many people say "oh thank you but i don't like to be thanked for my service i am just doing what i think is right" the past week

    That would get kinda annoying.

    "Yes, and I am thanking you for doing what is right. That's what the word is used for."

    it's just one of the forums i go on has a huge military presence

    and it's all they talk about right now, it seems

    i come from a huge military culture, obviously- not just all my family but pretty much all my friends, too

    so it's like, come on guys

    after a while it starts to sound a little smug and self-serving

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

    My girlfriend grocery shops in the most asinine of ways, it drives me insane. She has no idea what shes looking for, returns to aisles several times, and does not go through aisles in order.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have heard so many people say "oh thank you but i don't like to be thanked for my service i am just doing what i think is right" the past week

    That would get kinda annoying.

    "Yes, and I am thanking you for doing what is right. That's what the word is used for."

    it's just one of the forums i go on has a huge military presence

    and it's all they talk about right now, it seems

    i come from a huge military culture, obviously- not just all my family but pretty much all my friends, too

    so it's like, come on guys

    after a while it starts to sound a little smug and self-serving

    You're welcome honestly sounds more appreciative of the fact that you're doing what you think is right and you're happy to serve.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

    My girlfriend grocery shops in the most asinine of ways, it drives me insane. She has no idea what shes looking for, returns to aisles several times, and does not go through aisles in order.

    I don't mind doing a second pass if you forgot something, but goddamn you gotta throw the isles in order. All the isles.

    Well, except pets', obviously.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You can't just go back through the isles a second time, the wind might not be right!

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You can't just go back through the isles a second time, the wind might not be right!

    *finger*

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Ugh.

    I got an e-mail back from the important person but I'm too afraid to click it because I fear that it's negative.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

    My girlfriend grocery shops in the most asinine of ways, it drives me insane. She has no idea what shes looking for, returns to aisles several times, and does not go through aisles in order.

    I don't mind doing a second pass if you forgot something, but goddamn you gotta throw the isles in order. All the isles.

    Well, except pets', obviously.

    We walked down the dairy aisle five times.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

    My girlfriend grocery shops in the most asinine of ways, it drives me insane. She has no idea what shes looking for, returns to aisles several times, and does not go through aisles in order.

    I don't mind doing a second pass if you forgot something, but goddamn you gotta throw the isles in order. All the isles.

    Well, except pets', obviously.

    We walked down the dairy aisle five times.

    You can't date a person like that.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i just complained to nerdgasmic that i am hot and sweaty and i need some AC and we haven't put them in the windows yet

    and nerd responded

    'maybe if you work hard your grandkids will be as privileged as me'

    :(

    Organichu on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ugh.

    I got an e-mail back from the important person but I'm too afraid to click it because I fear that it's negative.

    oh man I know the feeling. Usually when an instructor has mailed me grades. I just sort of stare at it and start to breathe faster.

    here's hoping for good news

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You know what would be a fun group activity? Grocery shopping.

    Oh yeah I just LOVE arguing over which brands are better when it comes to everything from soda to fucking sloppy joe mix.

    Actually, no, that's not what I meant; although I enjoy communal shopping as well. I meant friends doing their grocery shopping at the same time. I love walking the isles and chatting about everything in the store.

    My girlfriend grocery shops in the most asinine of ways, it drives me insane. She has no idea what shes looking for, returns to aisles several times, and does not go through aisles in order.

    I don't mind doing a second pass if you forgot something, but goddamn you gotta throw the isles in order. All the isles.

    Well, except pets', obviously.

    We walked down the dairy aisle five times.

    You can't date a person like that.

    She accepted my criticism and was not upset at my 'tude.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    The weirdest homestuck update happened. :shock:

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i just complained to nerdgasmic that i am hot and sweaty and i need some AC and we haven't put them in the windows yet

    and nerd responded

    'maybe if you work hard your grandkids will be as privileged as me'

    :(

    It's okay, you don't need to work that hard to get to Alaska.



    shhhh i know he's not there anymore

    James on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Strange days...strange days

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The weirdest homestuck update happened. :shock:

    I don't

    I don't want to read it

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hung out with my dad and had dinner, and life is better.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The weirdest homestuck update happened. :shock:

    I don't

    I don't want to read it

    You have to read it.

    You have to read it.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It bothers me how my girlfriend grocery shops too. I'm like "OK we've got two people divide and conquer" and I go to the opposite side of the market and we're done in about 60% of the time it would normally take. Parallel processing.

    She wants us each to go up and down the aisle like its a social activity.

    We can talk when we're doing something more fun.


    ----

    Starcraft! *shakes fist*

    I had just sent my second wave of carriers in my third ever game. Looks like I might win because he's got very little left and I had sent in two void ships to kill his resource gatherers at his main (I think he had one expansion, I was about to open #4). I've got 2 carriers, 3 voids, 3 on the way and a mothership on the way, he's got a mothership and a few void ships, plus I have 7 walkers and 5 zealots just outside his base to attack once the air battle kicks off.

    And my anti virus pops up and I can't get back in.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Zazzerpan inspected the clue. A single piece of evidence cradled in his coriaceous old man palms. It was a human bone, not striking in the tale it told alone so much as that told by the thousands like it festooning the marshy soil of the mass grave. The grisly expanse bore the texture of a decadent dessert, like one of Smarny's formidable custard trifles wobbled out on wheels for the holidays, to the dismay of a small nation.

    "You're certain of this?" asked Frigglish. Despite what he was doing with his beard, he was, in fact, immersed in meaningful contemplation.

    "I am afraid I am becoming more so with each terrible tick groused by that gaudy timepiece slung around your neck." In case it wasn't clear, Frigglish wore a clock Zazzerpan didn't care for. It was magic. "The massacre of Syrs Gnelph was not as written."

    "What has you convinced it was the hand of our disciples in this blackness?" Executus chimed in.

    "I believe... I..." a fat face stammered, eyes darting with the guilt of a thief in the throes of an unraveling alibi. "I can summon a... more pressing line of inquiry..." No, Smarny. Nobody was in the mood for a sticky bundt loaf just now.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The weirdest homestuck update happened. :shock:

    I don't

    I don't want to read it

    You have to read it.

    You have to read it.

    after Colbert

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When my step-mom gives my dad a grocery list, she writes down the fucking aisle number next to the item.
    That is how its done.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm trying to see if that thing has any correlation with the story, but man Rose's prose is just boring. Boring!

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I'm trying to see if that thing has any correlation with the story, but man Rose's prose is just boring. Boring!

    You see it is

    purple prose.

    8-)

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't get myself to read that.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rose's stories are boring and I skipped this update.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sighfuck

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    You guys are all terrible.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I read the whole thing, Nerd.

    And I laughed.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't even know what a homestuck is.

    Is it weeaboo?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    sighfuck

    yawnorgasm

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't even know what a homestuck is.

    Is it weeaboo?

    MSPA I think. Judging by the ranting here about it.

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